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[StFly]

He swings it to the left.
He swings it to the right.
He looks to the heavens.
And he drops it like a pie.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

He swings it to the left.
He swings it to the right.
He looks to the heavens.
And he drops it like a pie.

Starc is really a shit bowler. Gets wickets but leaks runs like crazy

 

[StFly]

Starc is really a s**t bowler. Gets wickets but leaks runs like crazy

I'm convinced where people have normal equilibrium on a horizontal, Starcs is on a bellcurve when sideways and inverted. He probably wakes up and tries to put socks on his hands and nibbles at his shoes then wonder why it's cold out.

 

[The Cobra]

Cummins - great bowler but not a Captains bootlace- learnt nothing from Lords - Stokes in their head - very frustrating!

Probably a very good example why you never make a fast bowler a captain.

Setting up Murphy for failure

Need a Chappell , Border or Taylor with a plan & some calmness!

Think I’ve seen this show before!

 

[StFly]

Cummins - great bowler but not a Captains bootlace- learnt nothing from Lords - Stokes in their head - very frustrating!

Probably a very good example why you never make a fast bowler a captain.

Setting up Murphy for failure

Need a Chappell , Border or Taylor with a plan & some calmness!

Think I’ve seen this show before!

Half convinced whoever is psyche for the team is the problem.

And finally Harry Potter has it, piss off with ya wand ya ranga.

 

[The Cobra]

Well done Todd Murphy - great wicket under extreme pressure!

 

[The Cobra]

Half convinced whoever is psyche for the team is the problem.

And finally Harry Potter has it, piss off with ya wand ya ranga.

Disappointed RonnyMac isn’t running a message out telling them to change tactics

 

[luca77]

That was a stressful hour of cricket.
Downed 4 kit kats, 3/4 a bottle of wine and blocked about 20 racists on the Stk facebook page. Coping strategies.

 

[StFly]

Disappointed RonnyMac isn’t running a message out telling them to change tactics

Probably would have sent Harris out who would have been all "just happy to be here and oh yeah what was it, off the pitch, maybe try full bungas? Gotta go!" and completely bollock the message as it was.

That was a stressful hour of cricket.
Downed 4 kit kats, 3/4 a bottle of wine and blocked about 20 racists on the Stk facebook page. Coping strategies.

I polished off an entire block of Marble choc, got to the last row and considered throwing it at the TV in disgust but instead ate it angrily at the short shit.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

That was just moronic cricket. Are our bowlers allergic to bowling to the 3 blue things with rainbows on them?

 

[StFly]

That was just moronic cricket. Are our bowlers allergic to bowling to the 3 blue things with rainbows on them?

I get maybe using the two allowed and push back but at some point you need to try to switch it and pull forward, make them stretch and lunge instead of back of length and at the body only.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

I get maybe using the two allowed and push back but at some point you need to try to switch it and pull forward, make them stretch and lunge instead of back of length and at the body only.

They're expecting the short stuff. They were stepping back in anticipation leaving the pegs wide open. A simple yorker and it's on ya bike.

 

[The Cobra]

Unless ur Wood suggest most of the time u pitch up & try & hit the stumps - rocket science!

A la Broad (reckon Warner‘S done!)

Warner had a smile as he walked off - white flag!

 

[StFly]

They're expecting the short stuff. They were stepping back in anticipation leaving the pegs wide open. A simple yorker and it's on ya bike.

The problem with that is that if you miss it's slotted and as we know Starcy misses quite often. I always generally preferred the push back into drive attempt for the nick off as you're then moving the batter into your position instead of them moving you around.

And sigh, can someone punch Warner in the face so he stops going to England already? Man is Broads bunny.

 

[George]

They're expecting the short stuff. They were stepping back in anticipation leaving the pegs wide open. A simple yorker and it's on ya bike.

Cheers Glenn McGrath

 

[SteeleSaints]

Warner is done - they can't keep giving him chances he has had enough. It's time to look who we have in the sheds that can play their part in the team.

 

[StFly]

Just quipped to the old man that Warner was with the binoculars to see how the bats weren't angled and all he had to do was take notes, but unfortunately got distracted by a ball that swung so he's still screwed.

Maybe Warner can replay it on his Oled to relive the moment he missed.

 

[Holy Hunter Clark]

Labuschagne just finds the dumbest ways to go out, just cruising along and we are ahead of the game then does that..

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[phantom13]

Wood got 24 from 8 and I reckon 7 out of the 8 he completely gave his stumps away.

His feet were facing mid wicket before starc even started his approach first ball ffs.

 

[Holy Hunter Clark]

Wood got 24 from 8 and I reckon 7 out of the 8 he completely gave his stumps away.

His feet were facing mid wicket before starc even started his approach first ball ffs.

Head was nearly giving him a cuddle at short leg a few times

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[Pakenhamsaint]

Unless ur Wood suggest most of the time u pitch up & try & hit the stumps - rocket science!

A la Broad (reckon Warner‘S done!)

Warner had a smile as he walked off - white flag!

Warner has a free pass to Sydney when he retires

 

[Sully111]

I see Brittney's been slapping herself around and blaming others.

Mad as a cut snake, that one.

 

[StFly]

I see Brittney's been slapping herself around and blaming others.

Mad as a cut snake, that one.

Kinda obvious since she's waving her arms around like a lunatic, security guard comes with the "stop that bitch" arm chop action, you know, protecting clients back from stupid bitch waving arms around like Steven Seagal. I love that it was so traumatic for her, well then, don't be jabbing people in the back that have security bitch, might not slap yourself in the face then.

 

[Verdun]

Kinda obvious since she's waving her arms around like a lunatic, security guard comes with the "stop that bitch" arm chop action, you know, protecting clients back from stupid bitch waving arms around like Steven Seagal. I love that it was so traumatic for her, well then, don't be jabbing people in the back that have security bitch, might not slap yourself in the face then.

Wow - we have come a long way.

 

[StFly]

Wow - we have come a long way.

She did, got police involved since she didn't like security doing his job.