Event The SFA Divorce of the Century

[Bonz]

If any of you aren't aware, DenieD is leaving the SFA and because of this we have been divorced for almost a week now. It has been going fantastic and now I think it is time to take the next step in our relationship. We went on our daily walk in the park where I broke the news that I cannot see myself with someone who isn't int he SFA.



DD: Bonz, you know I care deeply for you?
Bonz: Yes, and I don't for you.
DD: I feel like it is time to take the next step in our relationship.
Bonz: We've already had this discussion and I don't want a divorce.
[DD stops and prepares for the berating that Bonz is about to give]


Bonz: You know I can't stand people who aren't in the SFA, they are terrible. Always talking AFL and not knowing who I am. I don't think you understand how big of a thing it is.
[DD bends down]
Bonz: I've just never been a NON-SFA person ok? I understand that you really want to retire, but while we are in a relationship I want you to respect my thoughts and feelings about these things. So it's over.
[DD gets into the fetal position]


What a perfect day for the young love. Let us hope the divorce goes off without a hitch.

Please fill out the form below if you wish to attend the divorce. (A PPV stream of me getting Plastered)

RSVP
Name:
Favourite or Least Favourite DenieD Memory:

Enjoy retirement

 

[Bonz]

For context - Event - The SFA Wedding of the Century (The Wedding on Page 5)

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Name: EJW
Favourite DenieD Memory: His absolutely shithouse crybaby BTGID charge

 

[croweater 41]

I always wondered who was going to Notebook me. I didn't expect it to be a cat on a footy forum.

 

[Pickitt]

:O

 

[Bonz]

Oh and my favourite memory of DenieD is obviously the wedding <3

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Name : BAT
Favourite DenieD Memory: The massive melt in the OOB's end of season awards thread, one of the best dummy spits I've seen on this forum.

 

[serial_thrilla]

RSVP
Name: serial_thrilla
Favourite or Least Favourite DenieD Memory: whatever he did prior to torpedoing his Sweet qareer by joining the Gumbies.

 

[Braklet]

View attachment 1700946If any of you aren't aware, DenieD is leaving the SFA and because of this we have been divorced for almost a week now. It has been going fantastic and now I think it is time to take the next step in our relationship. We went on our daily walk in the park where I broke the news that I cannot see myself with someone who isn't int he SFA.

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DD: Bonz, you know I care deeply for you?
Bonz: Yes, and I don't for you.
DD: I feel like it is time to take the next step in our relationship.
Bonz: We've already had this discussion and I don't want a divorce.
[DD stops and prepares for the berating that Bonz is about to give]

View attachment 1700949
Bonz: You know I can't stand people who aren't in the SFA, they are terrible. Always talking AFL and not knowing who I am. I don't think you understand how big of a thing it is.
[DD bends down]
Bonz: I've just never been a NON-SFA person ok? I understand that you really want to retire, but while we are in a relationship I want you to respect my thoughts and feelings about these things. So it's over.
[DD gets into the fetal position]
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What a perfect day for the young love. Let us hope the divorce goes off without a hitch.
View attachment 1700953
Please fill out the form below if you wish to attend the divorce. (A PPV stream of me getting Plastered)

RSVP
Name:
Favourite or Least Favourite DenieD Memory:

Enjoy retirement

Wait, you're MARRIED!!!!!!!1111!!!???

so all I was to you was a tentacle shower?

Oh wait x2, now you're FREE?

 

[croweater 41]

What is the traditional divorce present these days?

 

[Falconista]

What is the traditional divorce present these days?

Gym membership

 

[Braklet]

RSVP

Name: Braklet

Favourite or Least Favourite DenieD Memory:

Cucking him with my squidly bliss prior to their divorce. In Southern California, this earns one the moniker "cabron," at least amongst the Espagnol speakers.

 

[Greenery]

Name: Greenery
Favourite DenieD Memory: His retirement thread.

 

[Robertio]

What is the traditional divorce present these days?

 

[croweater 41]

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If I leave unmarked paper bags with cash in them around and someone picks them up can I still be found guilty of organising?

Asking for a friend named Bonz

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Name: Tigerturbulance
Favourite DenieD Memory:
when he sooked for months and waited until the OOBs B&F thread went up and got in with the first post of

Joke of a club

then the second post on the night was U2tigers with

it was an engaging way to break the ice and get the ball rolling for a great night

 

[Robertio]

If I leave unmarked paper bags with cash in them around and someone picks them up can I still be found guilty of organising?

Asking for a friend named Bonz

Better ask the Carlton Football Club that one.

 

[Bonz]

What is the traditional divorce present these days?

Money for one half.

 

[The Majestic]

I don't have any memories of DenieD, but, I will attend. Every party needs a crazy, rowdy, weirdo. So I accept.

 

[Bonz]

I don't have any memories of DenieD, but, I will attend. Every party needs a crazy, rowdy, weirdo. So I accept.

We thank you for your sacrifice during these dark times

 

[Callums_Guns]

Name: Callums_Guns
Favourite DenieD Memory: His beez run

Spoiler

 

[The Majestic]

We thank you for your sacrifice during these dark times

I like to be of service where I can be.

 

[Bonz]

I like to be of service where I can be.

I can always use a service slave.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

What is the traditional divorce present these days?

for her...anything Victoria Secret would do nicley...

 

[MP_]

What is the traditional divorce present these days?

A zip lock bag full of something in that video I wish I’d never seen of yours