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Alpha1

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We need a good singles thread here, I mean after all we have so many single people it's not funny. And it's hard out there in the big bad world to find a woman (for us single guys) who love their football and the Blues. So come one and come all, may you meet the man/woman of your dreams and remember to thank me when you get married.
 

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It was 20 years ago today
when young alpha he did last get laid
he was going in and out in style
but it only made the girl smile
say may I introduce to you
the clown you've known all these years
Sgt Alpha's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Were Sgt Alpha's Lonely Hearts Club Band
we hope one day a girl will show
were Sgt Alpha's Lonely Hearts Club Band
sit back and let your fears go
Sgt Alpha's Lonely Sgt Alpha's Lonely Sgt Alpha's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Its wonderful to be here
Even though I feel a dill
Your such a desperate audience
he might just take you home with him
He'd love to take you home
I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
That young alpha's going to sing a song
and he wants you all to sing along
So let me intoduce to you
The one and only alpha1
and Sgt Alpha's Lonely hearts club band.


enter alpha
What would you think if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me.
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm,I get high with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.

What do I do when my love is away.
(Does it worry you to be alone)
How do I feel by the end of the day
(Are you sad because you're on your own)No, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, get high with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, gonna to try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.
Would you believe in a love at first sight?
Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.
What do you see when you turn out the light?
I can't tell you, but I know it's mine.
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm I get high with a little help from my friends,
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I just need someone to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love
 

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Alpha1 said:
Well funny how the people who aren't single, are so cruel. :rolleyes:
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sorry mate - just entertaining you. Trying to cheer you up
 
Well since non singles enjoy the pain and misery of singles then they can and should post here.
 

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