Tim Kelly loves Geelong (WARNING: Thread still filled with melts)

[A Cut Above]

You're so full of shit.

Fine, take out your frustrations at your club's inability to inspire loyalty on Tim if it makes you feel better. There's a reason so few players not originally from the surf coast region ever ask to be traded to Geelong, but whatever.

 

[firefighter]

 

[chefmeister]

You're so full of shit.

Probably sucked it all out of Tim Kelly.

 

[A Cut Above]

We should organize a peace march through the center of Geelong so we can chant "FREE TIM KELLY" while holding placards that show him bound & gagged at the foot of the evil Brian Cook. Amnesty International & the UN Human Rights Council are sure to get onboard when they discover how badly an innocent man's human rights have been violated.

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

We should organize a peace march through the center of Geelong so we can chant "FREE TIM KELLY" while holding placards that show him bound & gagged at the foot of the evil Brian Cook. Amnesty International & the UN Human Rights Council are sure to get onboard when they discover how badly an innocent man's human rights have been violated.

You sound like one of the saluting campaigners in St Kilda today celebrating fwee speech and all......

 

[ChappyUK]

Fine, take out your frustrations at your club's inability to inspire loyalty on Tim if it makes you feel better. There's a reason so few players not originally from the surf coast region ever ask to be traded to Geelong, but whatever.

Wonder how Burton feels about inspiring loyalty.

 

[Leeda]

Bosk has ulterior motives.. strike one and you are dead.. strike two and you are diving in a western world...

strike three and you are struggling to recognise yourself in a pond of matchsticks.. they don't light and you don't know still where you are...

just making this grow a business..

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol

C-c-c-c-c-cocaine


Party drugs taken on the night out after a game. Not roids & peptides like Geelong did from 2007-2011 with Dean Robinson as their sports scientist

You've got legends like Luke Hodge and Buddy Franklin who played footy and snorted drugs like f**kin champions
Then you had f**k ups like Ben Cousins and Daniel Kerr who weren't quite made of the Right Stuff to succeed at both. Not stout of heart and strong in mind enough to do both and so they succumbed.
And finally you have cheating scumbags like Paul Chapman, Jimmy Bartel, Cam Mooney and Darren Milburn who played their best footy from 2007-2011 under the influence of Robinson's (and Dank's) secret peptide potions, but were never as good before or since Geelong's Doping Regime under Mark Thompson.

Cool cool cool - where was this info found?

 

[the avoca drover]

You're so full of shit.

Quoted for accuracy.

 

[A Cut Above]

https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-04-29/kellys-manager-in-geelong-as-eager-cats-seek-new-deal

Geelong are ramping up their mental torture of Tim Kelly by hounding his manager in Geelong until he signs a new contract. No wonder Tim can't wait to leave that shithole!

 

[maryjames]

https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-04-29/kellys-manager-in-geelong-as-eager-cats-seek-new-deal

Geelong are ramping up their mental torture of Tim Kelly by hounding his manager in Geelong until he signs a new contract. No wonder Tim can't wait to leave that shithole!

This is one of those melts op is talking about.. took him 4 months to come up with this.

 

[ChappyUK]

https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-04-29/kellys-manager-in-geelong-as-eager-cats-seek-new-deal

Geelong are ramping up their mental torture of Tim Kelly by hounding his manager in Geelong until he signs a new contract. No wonder Tim can't wait to leave that shithole!

But he doesn't want to leave.

 

[kranky al]

We will put a fair and attractive offer on the table for him, we have a bit of cap space.

West Coast won't do their sums again, and when it comes to contract time will offer him maybe 75% of our offer. Make no mistake, the lad wants to make some dolla.

He will realise they have dudded him again and will have to decide whether to go to Freo under trade for a better contract, go to Gold Coast under draft, or stay and forge a career with us.

West Coast won't be in the frame at any stage unless they cough up two first rounders and a little interest for being tight arsed w***ers last year.

Orrrrrr he could just go into the draft and you get nothing

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-04-29/kellys-manager-in-geelong-as-eager-cats-seek-new-deal

Geelong are ramping up their mental torture of Tim Kelly by hounding his manager in Geelong until he signs a new contract. No wonder Tim can't wait to leave that shithole!

Tims probably decided the Eagles are crap and Geelong are much closer to a flag than both them and Freo, now it’s just some negotiations on terms.
Well played Cats.

 

[kranky al]

Tims probably decided the Eagles are crap and Geelong are much closer to a flag than both them and Freo, now it’s just some negotiations on terms.
Well played Cats.

Wow

Public masturbation is so tacky

Straight sets geelong are closer to a flag?

Maybe if the afl let you play a final at your funny little ground you might get to lose a gf

 

[Seeds]

Wow

Public masturbation is so tacky

Straight sets geelong are closer to a flag?

Maybe if the afl let you play a final at your funny little ground you might get to lose a gf

Funny little ground. The dimensions arent much different from subiaco.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Orrrrrr he could just go into the draft and you get nothing

I think he saw enough of the Eagles yesterday to recognise theres no future in Perth.
Why do you think his manager is in town talking with Geelong officials, and not in Perth. We will get his boys under the father son rule too.... no wonder you mad!

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Wow

Public masturbation is so tacky

That’s what our players did yesterday all over your pissweak players, I assume the tackyness was their recollection of it. Hope the jumper cleaner got paid appropriately for that ‘load’?

 

[Xtreme]

But he doesn't want to leave.

Yes he does

He just wants Chris Scott to keep picking him in the seniors so he's playing nice until the end of the season then it's

See ya later Catters

 

[ChappyUK]

Yes he does

He just wants Chris Scott to keep picking him in the seniors so he's playing nice until the end of the season then it's

See ya later Catters

Someone who has never even touched a woman wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you.

 

[kranky al]

That’s what our players did yesterday all over your pissweak players, I assume the tackyness was their recollection of it. Hope the jumper cleaner got paid appropriately for that ‘load’?

Great comeback

Now normally i get my comeback out of your mums mouth - but today instead i get a special.....bus kids comeback.

Go you, short bus kid

 

[kranky al]

Funny little ground. The dimensions arent much different from subiaco.

Yeah 10 m skinnier or so

Or about 30m skinnier than the mcg - that place where your team goes to play finals and go out in straight sets

Remember?

 

[kranky al]

I think he saw enough of the Eagles yesterday to recognise theres no future in Perth.
Why do you think his manager is in town talking with Geelong officials, and not in Perth. We will get his boys under the father son rule too.... no wonder you mad!

By that logic hed go to gws.....

 

[Seeds]

We should organize a peace march through the center of Geelong so we can chant "FREE TIM KELLY" while holding placards that show him bound & gagged at the foot of the evil Brian Cook. Amnesty International & the UN Human Rights Council are sure to get onboard when they discover how badly an innocent man's human rights have been violated.

Like the way all you hawkers marched when you heard trent croad was going to freemantle?

 

[Seeds]

Yes he does

He just wants Chris Scott to keep picking him in the seniors so he's playing nice until the end of the season then it's

See ya later Catters

Liking this for the stone cold reference.