Tim Kelly loves Geelong (WARNING: Thread still filled with melts)

[Socrates2]

I've heard from the guy at the Fruit Shack on Shannon avenue that Kelly is staying only if he gets payed overs.

 

[Xtreme]

I've heard from the guy at the Fruit Shack on Shannon avenue that Kelly is staying only if he gets payed overs.

They can't afford him even if they made the Holy Trinity, Porkins, Harry Hamlet Taylor retire

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Orrrrrr he could just go into the draft and you get nothing

**** I’d love to see that happen. He’s gonna love playing with Aaron hall and Jarrod Polec.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

They can't afford him even if they made the Holy Trinity, Porkins, Harry Hamlet Taylor retire

Nahhh Weve got a conga line of creative accountants down at the Cattery

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

That’s what our players did yesterday all over your pissweak players, I assume the tackyness was their recollection of it. Hope the jumper cleaner got paid appropriately for that ‘load’?

100%

Cats bukkaked all over the eagles yesterday. They (west coke) we’re actually ****ing putrid.

 

[Xtreme]

Nahhh Weve got a conga line of creative accountants down at the Cattery

riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt

 

[DanWA]

Only way he stays is if Geelong pays overs

 

[Hamingja]

Nahhh Weve got a conga line of creative accountants down at the Cattery

Like Dylan Shiel and property development I hear Tim Kelly has a passion for the fresh produce industry. Hook him up Frank.

 

[maryjames]

See ya later Catters

Hahaha. You will be melting down over the cats in 5 4 3 2 1....

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Kranky sure is very melty in this thread, thanks for the warning OP

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Only way he stays is if Geelong pays overs

What is Over’s for a 2019 Brownlow medal winner?

 

[Xtreme]

What is Over’s for a 2019 Brownlow medal winner?

The Worpedo has a better chance of winning the brownlow than a two bit show pony

 

[kranky al]

Kranky sure is very melty in this thread, thanks for the warning OP

This thread sure is going to be fun come trade period - when geelong fans realise how much more they would have got for an in contract tim in a great draft vs an out of contract tim in an ordinary draft.

Melting - shit you mob will be a source of renewable energy enough to solve the carbon crisis.

 

[RedVest4]

This thread sure is going to be fun come trade period - when geelong fans realise how much more they would have got for an in contract tim in a great draft vs an out of contract tim in an ordinary draft.

Melting - shit you mob will be a source of renewable energy enough to solve the carbon crisis.

Finally you make your way over to the Bay...

Have enjoyed your work melting all the butttthurt Victorian flogs on the main bored friend.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

West Coast bought a house down the road from me and I saw Kelly’s wife and kids moving some stuff in.

 

[kranky al]

Happy wife

Happy life

She will come home

Then theres no strife

Purples out of the race

Least theyve got fyfe

Purps not a chance

To affect his life

Geelong fans

Will get a knife

Slit their wrists

Despair is rife

As Dangerfield

Will kick quite blithe

Another behind

Story of his life

The eagles win

A flag as tithe

 

[FurTheWin]

Happy wife

Happy life

She will come home

Then theres no strife

Purples out of the race

Least theyve got fyfe

Purps not a chance

To affect his life

Geelong fans

Will get a knife

Slit their wrists

Despair is rife

As Dangerfield

Will kick quite blithe

Another behind

Story of his life

The eagles win

A flag as tithe

"The biggest pile of crap I've ever read"
Poetry Quarterly

 

[kranky al]

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Hopes and dreams shattered

Aah well kelly will cheer me up no doubt

 

[Ricketz]

Orrrrrr he could just go into the draft and you get nothing

Lol, sure. He could. He will want a deal done, though. So he won't.

 

[Ricketz]

The Worpedo has a better chance of winning the brownlow than a two bit show pony

Worful is your best bet, but he will likely poll in the best dressed wags section.

 

[Xtreme]

Worful is your best bet, but he will likely poll in the best dressed wags section.

The anti gay brigade is strong at the Cattery

led by a bald headed homophobic bigot in Ablett

 

[Mr Blicavs]

The anti gay brigade is strong at the Cattery

led by a bald headed homophobic bigot in Ablett

Somebody doesnt know the difference between transgender and gay... how ignorant ^^^^^

 

[Ricketz]

The anti gay brigade is strong at the Cattery

led by a bald headed homophobic bigot in Ablett

Nice stereotype, hypocrite. You don't have to be gay to be mistaken for a wag.

 

[Dinsdale]

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"worst Haiku ever"

 

[Xtreme]

Someody doesnt know the difference between transgenger and gay... how ignorant ^^^^^

And somebody doesn't know how to spell transgender

It doesn't really make a difference to Ablett, if you're not straight he wants you to burn in hell with the fire of 1,000 suns