Tim Kelly loves Geelong (WARNING: Thread still filled with melts)

[Tiger2709]

Was anyone really surprised, its not like the rest of the Cats midfield is any good

 

[Tiger2709]

West Coast melts
Hawf melts
Melbin melts
Now we have some returning Richmond melts

What club isn’t disgusted by everything we do??

#getmeoutofhere

 

[Benny78]

I once had respect for Geelong, even had them in my favourite vfl teams back when Turner was the man...not anymore they can go and get fkuced the pack of areswiping hypocrites....different story when they want someone coming home to them like Ablett and Rohan.

Tim Kelly hasn't earned the right to go home. We own his arse and when he bothers to give as many years of service as the other names you compare him to. Only then can he ask to be traded without looking like an utter piece of shit.

 

[richoatthedisco]

How was the snow this year?
There was at least a 2:1 crowd ratio in our favour at this years Elimination Final.

Geelol fans get PTSD just thinking about the MCG.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Lethality]

West Coast melts
Hawf melts
Melbin melts
Now we have some returning Richmond melts

Nice melt.

 

[frggr]

good to see the freo guppies crawl from underneath their rocks

tears finally dried up?

the only thing geelong did was treat kelly and family like inferior beings
Isn't Pauline Hansen from Geelong ?

She's a QLDer.

Speaking of inferior beings, how are the West Coasters handling their failure to get Tim Kelly again?

Why do they persist in undervaluing him in trade, yet valuing him highly in contract dollars? Seems crazy to me.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

West Coast melts
Hawf melts
Melbin melts
Now we have some returning Richmond melts

What club isn’t obsessed and rustled by everything we do??

#rentfree

Some Geelong melts from old mate Firey too.

 

[La Dolce Vita]

She's a QLDer.

Speaking of inferior beings, how are the West Coasters handling their failure to get Tim Kelly again?

Why do they persist in undervaluing him in trade, yet valuing him highly in contract dollars? Seems crazy to me.

im still drunk from the GF

 

[Starburns_]

Tim Kelly hasn't earned the right to go home. We own his arse and when he bothers to give as many years of service as the other names you compare him to. Only then can he ask to be traded without looking like an utter piece of shit.

Oh hai, Kochie.

 

[RedVest4]

A Bay 13 vanilla chuggers take:

Ablett wants to leave GC and GC don’t let him (the year before he actually came) = “Hurr durr Ablett is a sook”

Gibbs wants to leave Adelaide and Adelaide don’t let him = “Hurr durr Gibbs is a sook”

Tim Kelly wants to leave Geelong and get home, Geelong say “no worries go to Freo”. Kelly says “oh Nup it has to be West Coast” = “poor Tim Kelly, boo hoo big bad Geelong “

Face it chuggers, you’re all as boring as each other and butttttthurt by anything Geelong does.

 

[Grin]

West Coast melts
Hawf melts
Melbin melts
Now we have some returning Richmond melts

What club isn’t obsessed and rustled by everything we do??

#rentfree

Lol. Geelong 'supporters' seem to think that if they accuse posters who own them of melting, we won't notice they've been owned.

 

[Grin]

A Bay 13 vanilla chuggers take:

Ablett wants to leave GC and GC don’t let him (the year before he actually came) = “Hurr durr Ablett is a sook”

Gibbs wants to leave Adelaide and Adelaide don’t let him = “Hurr durr Gibbs is a sook”

Tim Kelly wants to leave Geelong and get home, Geelong say “no worries go to Freo”. Kelly says “oh Nup it has to be West Coast” = “poor Tim Kelly, boo hoo big bad Geelong “

Face it chuggers, you’re all as boring as each other and butttttthurt by anything Geelong does.

Now that's a melt

 

[RegHickeyStand]

You idiot.

Ablett was at the Suns longer than most of their players.

Gave good service too: Games when Ablett played, 50% wins. Games when Ablett didn't play, bugger all % wins.

 

[harry000]

Who is this blow in of an OP?

 

[Xtreme]

You idiot.

Ablett was at the Suns longer than most of their players.

He had a contract to fulfill but he still bailed because he was a weak plonker

 

[boondy]

Geelongs strategy of having an old list is sound if only the old players could play . Washed up hacks ha ha ha ha

 

[boondy]

We hate Geelong , the least caring team of all ,
We hate Geelong they make your skin crawl .
We hate Geelong they really have a pong .

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

All Geelong have done is include another club to their list who will refuse to do deals in the future.

Which clubs are on this list?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

I once had respect for Geelong, even had them in my favourite vfl teams back when Turner was the man...not anymore they can go and get fkuced the pack of areswiping hypocrites....different story when they want someone coming home to them like Ablett and Rohan.

We hate Geelong , the least caring team of all ,
We hate Geelong they make your skin crawl .
We hate Geelong they really have a pong .

Looks like Geelong and Wells in particular really did a number on the Eagles this time

The best bit is by the time Kelly gets to the Eagles their window will be shut and it may well cost them a flag in 2019

Silly Eagles, should have just stumped up the picks and could have possibly had a Dynasty.

 

[Benny78]

Oh hai, Kochie.

lol did Kochie really say that about a player? What a deadset legend!

 

[Tigernator]

“I wana go home so bad “

“Oh but I don’t wana go to Freo”

“Oh but let me go home for compassionate reasons please”

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Enjoy playing in the VFL all year flog!

Scats are #arseholes....keep it real peeps!

 

[boondy]

Brad : Boo hoo. , boo bboo hhoooo .

Chris : Whats wrong brother , there there .

Brad: WestCoast , sniff sniff , WestCoast , Andrew Gaff sniffle

Chris : I know , I now ever since that little Judd bastard kicked 5 goals on you and people think you were me that day . I can fix this , Kelly wont be going home , we told him out of respect we will make it look like we will try . But nuh we will ask for ridiculous demands , ha ha ha ha .
P
Brad : Oh you make me feel so much better , not just when people call me Chris , thanyou thankyou . I wanna throw my arms out and move my head like a clown but in delight thus time just like you .
Chris : Anytime Bro

 

[DanWA]

Looks like Geelong and Wells in particular really did a number on the Eagles this time

The best bit is by the time Kelly gets to the Eagles their window will be shut and it may well cost them a flag in 2019

Silly Eagles, should have just stumped up the picks and could have possibly had a Dynasty.

Our offer was massive overs, as was Freo's

What Geelong/Wells has done was deplorable

They were never going to let him go unless they got history making overs

They wanted to force this bloke and his family through another year of hell at your shit pea heart club

**** Geelong

 

[Tigernator]

Welcome back Vesty! It's good to see you again!!!!

Who???

 

[Andrew Birch]

Our offer was massive overs, as was Freo's

What Geelong/Wells has done was deplorable

They were never going to let him go unless they got history making overs

They wanted to force this bloke and his family through another year of hell at your shit pea heart club

**** Geelong