Tim Kelly loves Geelong (WARNING: Thread still filled with melts)

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Geelong, tearing families apart since forever, something very rotten down there in that scumbag town, must be in the water, everywhere you look there's glass pipes, empty cans of woodstock and wild boar and women with black eyes and broken ribs
 
WCE are currently only 1 in 5, if they can get to 3 in 5 they will match our Dynasty (as long as they don't miss the finals during the 5)
Okay so these are the new rules on a dynasty?
So I guess Richmond can also consider the possibility that this period will be considered a dynasty, although personally I would only consider it so if we can go b2b at least once in the period in question, as only the truly great teams can achieve this.
 

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Geelong, tearing families apart since forever, something very rotten down there in that scumbag town, must be in the water, everywhere you look there's glass pipes, empty cans of woodstock and wild boar and women with black eyes and broken ribs
As it is Geelong have changed their nickname 3 times in their history, also being known as the Pivotonians and the Seagulls (this one always seems to fit the best imo), maybe the Geelong Methheads or The Meths for short could be a new name to reflect the region?
 
Okay so these are the new rules on a dynasty?
So I guess Richmond can also consider the possibility that this period will be considered a dynasty, although personally I would only consider it so if we can go b2b at least once in the period in question, as only the truly great teams can achieve this.

You seem to be happy to set your own rules around what a Dynasty is, but one thing's for sure, unless you win at least 2 more flags in the next 3 years you've got nothing on us.
Minnow
 
Cailtlin Miller "we need family around us coz we have kids n shit, we hate Geelong coz I can't hang wif me sistas from Perf, send us back to WA"
Geelong "OK, we will begin trade discussions with West Coast and Freo"
Van Derp Weilan "Freo are not a good club and I hate them, we only want to go to WCE, the team I support, Tim agrees RIGHT TIM!"
TIM KELLY "yeah I'd rather stay at Geelong than play for Freo, (hey did I say that right Anthony?)
Van Derp Weilan "Close enough Tim, we've got this"
 
You seem to be happy to set your own rules around what a Dynasty is, but one thing's for sure, unless you win at least 2 more flags in the next 3 years you've got nothing on us.
Minnow
Yeah sure, except we already have 11 flags, at a flag every 10 years, compared to Geelongs 9, at a flag every 13.4 years.
Not to mention we are bigger, better and wealthier than Geelong:$
 
Cailtlin Miller "we need family around us coz we have kids n shit, we hate Geelong coz I can't hang wif me sistas from Perf, send us back to WA"
Geelong "OK, we will begin trade discussions with West Coast and Freo"
Van Derp Weilan "Freo are not a good club and I hate them, we only want to go to WCE, the team I support, Tim agrees RIGHT TIM!"
TIM KELLY "yeah I'd rather stay at Geelong than play for Freo, (hey did I say that right Anthony?)
Van Derp Weilan "Close enough Tim, we've got this"
To be fair to Kelly, to go to Freo with their training base in Cockburn, is about the same as wanting to be traded to a Melbourne club and ending up out at the Geelong shit farm.
 
Yeah sure, except we already have 11 flags, at a flag every 10 years, compared to Geelongs 9, at a flag every 13.4 years.
Not to mention we are bigger, better and wealthier than Geelong:$

Stop talking and start Dynastying, you only have 3 years left to go, don't slip up or you'll forever be known as that side that popped up and won a random flag along with the dogs.
 
To be fair to Kelly, to go to Freo with their training base in Cockburn, is about the same as wanting to be traded to a Melbourne club and ending up out at the Geelong shit farm.
Tim Played for South Freo before joining the Cats, so once again you're way off the mark.
 
Geelong really did **** this trade up. They will get peanuts next year when Kelly walks. Why not cash in on Kelly while he has some trade currency? How is it a win when Kelly is disgruntled? Saying he will play in the VFL as punishment is silly. He will literally have zero motivation to play next year and will just be doing it for the money.

Go Catters! :drunk::thumbsu:
 

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And Perf thought Wells was bluffing. :D:D

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And Perf thought Wells was bluffing. :D:D

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They won the flag so couldn't meet Geelongs over the top demand, so they will just wait a year and get him cheaper while you have a player with family issues distracting him all year.
Strange how different the opinions of these Cat posters were last year when GAJ wanted to return, or the year before when the flopmeister wanted to come home. Other clubs and players may remember this when it comes to future trading.
 
They won the flag so couldn't meet Geelongs over the top demand, so they will just wait a year and get him cheaper while you have a player with family issues distracting him all year.
Strange how different the opinions of these Cat posters were last year when GAJ wanted to return, or the year before when the flopmeister wanted to come home. Other clubs and players may remember this when it comes to future trading.
I'm ultra disappointed we lost Kelly for a bunch of 2nd rounders...oh wait, we didn't!

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