- Jun 11, 2013
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1. I produced carbon dioxide that Michael Jordan may have inhaled thus boosting his performance.
2. I have contributed to global warming which was effecting Michael Jordan's performances.
3. I have contributed to the NBA and Nike's profits which may have gone partly to Michael Jordan, therefore, I am like a shareholder in a company.
AND
4. I am the Michael Jordan of spam.
i always knew MJ couldn't do it alone