Event TITTYBONG CUP V: EAST v WEST -WEST WINS!

How sure the Demons be punish?

  • All Demons must change their avatars to that of Callums_Guns

    Votes: 12 40.0%
  • manangatang to write a 500 word essay on his favourite cartoon as a kid

    Votes: 15 50.0%
  • 20 point automatic win to the Bombers (Yes, I am a boring person)

    Votes: 3 10.0%

  • Total voters
    30
  • Poll closed .

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Don't worry. The joke is that between them they have all those achievements, when in reality, Michael Jordan got all of them and Rioli8217 didn't actually contribute anything to their "joint" success. You'll be fine in the SFA, you just need to keep up. The jokes come thick and fast here.

Hang on... you are telling me it isnt true?
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that must be why I'm shooting 3% in my Z-grade basketball league from 3
You managed 3%?!?!

Compared to me you ARE Michael Jordan. Jelly…
 
that must be why I'm shooting 3% in my Z-grade basketball league from 3
You managed 3%?!?!

Compared to me you ARE Michael Jordan. Jelly…
I've been told whenever I play basketball that I shoot like a netballer... yet whenever I play netball I have to be constantly reminded that hip and shouldering apparently isn't allowed
 
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I've been told whenever I play basketball that I shoot like a netballer... yet whenever I play netball I have to be constantly reminded that hip and shouldering apparently isn't allowed

Weirdly, body slams are not allowed either
 
Weirdly, body slams are not allowed either
Stupid rule. My one advantage is that I'm tall enough to always win in the air when playing netball... just a shame I can't shoot for shit
 

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I've been told whenever I play basketball that I shoot like a netballer... yet whenever I play netball I have to be constantly reminded that hip and shouldering apparently isn't allowed
I (foolishly) tried playing a social league at age 50. Outside of a few rebounds and tip ins I was useless and gassed after 4 minutes.

You don’t want to know what it did to my hips and knees…
 
I (foolishly) tried playing a social league at age 50. Outside of a few rebounds and tip ins I was useless and gassed after 4 minutes.

You don’t want to know what it did to my hips and knees…
Cricket sounds like the perfect sport for you. Minimal running, can always use the excuse of losing it in the sun if you don't want to work for a catch and afterwards you get to sink beers
 
This is the worst Qooty team I have ever seen.
Our Fijian bros are training the house down.

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Cricket sounds like the perfect sport for you. Minimal running, can always use the excuse of losing it in the sun if you don't want to work for a catch and afterwards you get to sink beers
Used to suffer sun stroke playing cricket. I can only play golf in summer with an umbrella to keep the sun off my bonce
 
and yes you are both over rated.

The Koala was the most selfish red inker I have seen.
What's wrong with being selfish - if we had a few more selfish batsmen in the current line up, we might be more difficult to beat.
 
What's wrong with being selfish - if we had a few more selfish batsmen in the current line up, we might be more difficult to beat.

rubbish. He sacrificed team runs for red ink. Ran out others like shelling peas. The contrast with a selfless champion like Gilchrist was stark.
 
Certainly sacrificed a few partners in run outs
Who hasn't though. Then you get the awkward interactions in the club room when you get dismissed the next over 😍
 

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