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Bookmark this thread as an early contender for the strangest thread of 2008 awards.:D
 
Today i had sex with a spider

Any truth in the rumour during your moment of bliss your were serenading the spider with the H&C classic…….

I will come for you at night time
I will raise you from your sleep
I will kiss you in four places
I’ll go running along your street
I will squeeze the life out of you
You will make me laugh and make me cry
We will never forget it
You will make me call your name and I’ll shout it to the blue summer sky
We may never meet again
So shed your skin and lets get started
And you will throw your arms around me..... :rolleyes:
 

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