Toga Times: Foundation Cup thread saves the Comp.

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Following directly on from Clarkey saving the fixture, the glorious Foundation Cup is as we all know, the only important game in the Fixture and we are all lucky to have it.

Across the Sweet FA around 300 players and their extended families are putting up placards and bunting (what a word!)

In this frantic week for both teams, it has been difficult to find spokesperoffsprings.

I know the pale consumptive Dees are delighted as are unquestionably healthier Wonders. sante still writes letters about the games to his mum. I really hope he pops in for a chat.
 
It is true though, I do write to my mum about the SFA. Here’s my latest letter…

Headless tea has gone cold, I'm wondering why
He’s Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be Sweet FA
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad


Dear Mum, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I even tagged you in the match thread, you must not've got 'em
These tags are dodgy sometimes, just ask Grand Uncle Horace
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, **** it, what's been up, mum? How's your fantasy league?
My league’s expanding too, I'm 'bout to be a Demon
If I have a team, guess what I'ma call ‘em?
I'ma name ‘em Koalas 🐨
I read about your admin too, I'm sorry
I had a shitty admin sack himself over some silly little scandal
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with (Barry) bran.
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, mum
I like the shit you did with @danicky too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, mum, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is sante
 

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What a privilege for Barrybran to get to start a match thread which has already proven to be so vital to the present and future of the Sweet FA.
 
It is true though, I do write to my mum about the SFA. Here’s my latest letter…

Headless tea has gone cold, I'm wondering why
He’s Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be Sweet FA
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad


Dear Mum, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I even tagged you in the match thread, you must not've got 'em
These tags are dodgy sometimes, just ask Grand Uncle Horace
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, * it, what's been up, mum? How's your fantasy league?
My league’s expanding too, I'm 'bout to be a Demon
If I have a team, guess what I'ma call ‘em?
I'ma name ‘em Koalas 🐨
I read about your admin too, I'm sorry
I had a shitty admin sack himself over some silly little scandal
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground s**t that you did with (Barry) bran.
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, mum
I like the s**t you did with @danicky too, that s**t was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, mum, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is sante
So beautiful.
 

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Every other team wants to play in this game. It's quite unfortunate it's only for actual clubs, and not just franchises.

Good luck, Wonders.
A game that 11 other “clubs” can only wish they were involved in. The Foundation Cup IS.the Sweet FA?!?
 

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