Retiring Tom Porkins tells Geelong to GAGF

[jannissary]

blight of essendon BEGONE

 

[jannissary]

vale big boy

 

[AvantGardener]

F*** sakes Geelong going to need even more public money for their stadium now their canteen sales will halve

 

[frggr]

Premiership winning, Coleman collecting, selfless, skilled All-Australian Captain and all-round nice guy. What a career

 

[frggr]

F*** sakes Geelong going to need even more public money for their stadium now their canteen sales will halve

Why are you not going to games anymore?

 

[NetworkNerd]

Dropped off really quickly. Last year I would have said another 3-4 years.
Cats have a replacement in Neale so they will be fine

 

[frggr]

Dropped off really quickly. Last year I would have said another 3-4 years.
Cats have a replacement in Neale so they will be fine

Just have to get a few Tom Hawkins preseasons into him on the farm

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Gonna miss porkins and all the fat jokes even more sniff, sniff!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

vale big boy

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I heard he wrote a book too

Assume it’s a cookbook

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Just have to get a few Tom Hawkins preseasons into him on the farm

Good idea just put him on the porkins diet and he'll get to 25 stone in no time.

 

[STPer18]

The best player to announce his retirement today.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Cheat Park grounds staff will no longer have to repair the potholes every week.

 

[STPer18]

The Captain.
The People's Captain.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Cheat Park grounds staff will no longer have to repair the potholes every week.

I'm so devastated that I can't make porkins jokes anymore sniff, sniff. Ahh what the hell one more for the road!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Cheat Park grounds staff will no longer have to repair the potholes every week.

Their food business at the stadium will take a big hit too with their best customer retiring now.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Their food business at the stadium will take a big hit too with their best customer retiring now.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Captain who never played a game

What an insult to real captains the world over

Even Captain Haddock is miffed

 

[Triggering Tiger]

The Captain.
The People's Captain.

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[Triggering Tiger]

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[STPer18]

Greats.
Leader of Greats - Tom Hawkins

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Tom Hawkins

Age

36

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

2.1

5star

D

12.7

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.1

3star

G

1.6

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

2.2

5star

.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Greats.
Leader of Greats - Tom Hawkins.

And one of the best eaters I've ever seen, a true legend and master at it!

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

9 times all Australians retired on the same day.
Hawkins 5 time and some other bloke with just the 4

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

A cruel reminder that not everyone gets to go out with a fairy tale finish. That's reserved for only the true legends

Tubby not a legend confirms Handbagger flog; film at 11

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Tubby not a legend confirms Handbagger flog; film at 11

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He'll be back playing the last home game against the Weagles, will retire a legend