Tony C***brain demands the AFL hands GC the #1 pick as a priority handout. Do you support this?

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'I will become a 6000-pound gorilla on this': Suns to ask for No.1 pick

Gold Coast will use next month's AFL Commission meeting to pitch for special access to the No.1 pick

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Tony Cockbrain is convinced GC deserves to hold pick #1 + pick #2 in this year's draft. This is despite GC having picks 2, 3 & 6 last year, and Lukosius, Rankine & King doing nothing to boost them up the ladder this year. Its GC so there's always the chance they trade pick 2 for Wylie Buzza and pick 1 for Jake Lloyd, but otherwise the AFL will be condemning Australia's two best prospects to the graveyard of AFL and sport in general.

On the flipside yearly media speculation over where club the latest GC deserter's headed is now more entertaining than watching actual games, so we'd have the Matthew Rowell circus in 2021 to look forward to.

 

[Byron Porkett]

In favour for the Camry melts it will cause when Carlton's first rounder slips further down the pecking order

 

[SaltPeter]

'I will become a 6000-pound gorilla on this': Suns to ask for No.1 pick

Gold Coast will use next month's AFL Commission meeting to pitch for special access to the No.1 pick

www.afl.com.au

Tony Cockbrain is convinced GC deserves to hold pick #1 + pick #2 in this year's draft. This is despite GC having picks 2, 3 & 6 last year, and Lukosius, Rankine & King doing nothing to boost them up the ladder this year. Its GC so there's always the chance they trade pick 2 for Wylie Buzza and pick 1 for Jake Lloyd, but otherwise the AFL will be condemning Australia's two best prospects to the graveyard of AFL and sport in general.

On the flipside yearly media speculation over where club the latest GC deserter's headed is now more entertaining than watching actual games, so we'd have the Matthew Rowell circus in 2021 to look forward to.

<Begin melt> these ****en useless campaigners have had 10 .. I repeat 10 ****en top 10 draft picks in the last 4 years. Just put them out their misery and ****en fold these campaigners <end melt>

 

[SaltPeter]

In favour for the Camry melts it will cause when Carlton's first rounder slips further down the pecking order

Go and eat a dick you massive dingleberry

 

[Beer n Skittles]

At least Gold Coast has some decent young players on their list. The AFL should seriously consider giving the priority pick to Hawthorn instead

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Give them a Priority Pick. Yep, that'll fix everything.

 

[harry000]

Ill support a Tasmanian priority pick when they merge fold coast with Norf.

 

[Ricketz]

Absolutely.

Australia needs a 2nd shit truck team in QLD about 4.5 times more than Australia needs 9 shit truck teams in Melbourne.

Sort your shit out and divvy or move, before the rest of the comp relegates your teams to the VFL.

That 50 year contract at the G was the line in the sand.

 

[Byron Porkett]

Go and eat a dick you massive dingleberry

A dick looks more appetizing than what Mrs Porkett is currently cooking tbh

 

[ChappyUK]

It will just end up at the Cats as part of any Kelly deal.

 

[SaltPeter]

A dick looks more appetizing than what Mrs Porkett is currently cooking tbh

Mrs Porkett needs to learn how to manage her time better. Personally I'd have thought going out and catching barra and mud crabs for dinner would have been on the top of the list of the days priorities .. smh

 

[Byron Porkett]

Mrs Porkett needs to learn how to manage her time better. Personally I'd have thought going out and catching barra and mud crabs for dinner would have been on the top of the list of the days priorities .. smh

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Poor run-off season friend so barra are a premium. Only bites I'm getting these days are the Geelong flogs gobbling my bait.

She's preparing some Vietnamese broth with broccoli <embarrassed face>

 

[Dan]

Every time this peanut opens his mouth all I hear is 'w***er w***er w***er...I am a w***er'.

Did this idiot miss all the picks his club received when they entered the competition? It's your organisations fault that you're still in the sh!t and have players leaving.

You don't get anymore picks....**** off.


edit: Are you kidding me.......w***er is in the swear filter?

 

[SaltPeter]

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Poor run-off season friend so barra are a premium. Only bites I'm getting these days are the Geelong flogs gobbling my bait.

She's preparing some Vietnamese broth with broccoli <embarrassed face>

Ah .. sorry to hear that. A flog mate of mine keeps sending me photos of barra and crabs from King Ash Bay .. probably a bit far for Mrs Porkett to drive to catch a feed each day

 

[Ricketz]

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Poor run-off season friend so barra are a premium. Only bites I'm getting these days are the Geelong flogs gobbling my bait.

She's preparing some Vietnamese broth with broccoli <embarrassed face>

Don't be flattered, there was a rush when Mrs Porkett told them how little there was to go round.

Classic marketing strategy.

 

[Byron Porkett]

Ah .. sorry to hear that. A flog mate of mine keeps sending me photos of barra and crabs from King Ash Bay .. probably a bit far for Mrs Porkett to drive to catch a feed each day

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Elite place the NT, the sea a smorgasbord, the land plentiful and Mitchell St full of big lunged shelias. If only Mrs P would stop this broccoli craze it would be the promised land

 

[Ricketz]

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Elite place the NT, the sea a smorgasbord, the land plentiful and Mitchell St full of big lunged shelias. If only Mrs P would stop this broccoli craze it would be the promised land

Let her know they are lifting the restrictions on goon mate.

 

[Kabanna]

Let me see.. Gold Coast are
- 17th in the league for disposals
- 18th for disposal efficiency
- 16th for marks
- 18th for goals
- 18th for behinds
- 17th for efficiency inside 50

And they’re silly enough to think that a priority pick is going to fix all that. LOL

 

[Ricketz]

Let me see.. Gold Coast are
- 17th in the league for disposals
- 18th for disposal efficiency
- 16th for marks
- 18th for goals
- 18th for behinds
- 17th for efficiency inside 50

And they’re silly enough to think that a priority pick is going to fix all that. LOL

1st and 2nd to West Coast for Brander, Petrucelli and Allen plus their first rounder. Not a bad deal and plenty of boxes ticked there for GCS to build a side around.

West Coast will be desperate to get both of those picks. Their need to regain some face and actually land Kelly is all consuming.

 

[frggr]

Only minnow, shit truck clubs on the brink of insolvency receive priority picks. Hence why the following clubs have been recipients:

Melbourne (x3)
Carlolton (x3)
Dingley (x3)
Collingwood (x2)
Fremantle (x1)
St Kilda (x2)
Bullflogs (x1)
*unt Road (x1)
West Coast (x1)

In conclusion, Gold Coast are probably deserving of a priority pick, so that they can trade it to the Eagles, so they can satisfy the needs of the Tim Kelly deal

 

[SaltPeter]

Only minnow, s**t truck clubs on the brink of insolvency receive priority picks. Hence why the following clubs have been recipients:

Melbourne (x3)
Carlolton (x3)
Dingley (x3)
Collingwood (x2)
Fremantle (x1)
St Kilda (x2)
Bullflogs (x1)
*unt Road (x1)
West Coast (x1)

FMD .. WCE, really. They've won 4 GF's in the last 30 years. And they went begging hat in hand for priority pick's .. oh dear

And the Carringshrubbers are no ****en better

I'm not even going to bother with the Dingleyberries

 

[frggr]

FMD .. WCE, really. They've won 4 GF's in the last 30 years. And they went begging hat in hand for priority pick's .. oh dear

And got Chris Judd

I love it when they claim to be a behemoth of the competition.

Hawthorn's entire streak of premierships was built on the back of priority picks right before the comp was diluted by expansion, too.

Frankly, any team who's won a flag in the past 15 years and has had priority picks, should have a big fat * next to it.

 

[SaltPeter]

And got Chris Judd

I love it when they claim to be a behemoth of the competition.

Hawthorn's entire streak of premierships was built on the back of priority picks right before the comp was diluted by expansion, too.

Frankly, any team who's won a flag in the past 15 years and has had priority picks, should have a big fat * next to it.

And West Coke turned Judd into Kennedy .. **





lol .. and Carlton turned Kennedy into Judd into more wooden spoons

 

[frggr]

And West Coke turned Judd into Kennedy .. **

A BIG FAT DOUBLE ASTERISK

Truly though, if you've won fewer premierships than you've had priority picks, you've underperformed.

Dingley and West Coke have outperformed their cheating leg up. Bullflogs are on par, Collingwood on par, *unt Road on par. Carlolton and Melbourne severely underperforming though.

As for Fremantle and St Kilda, well. Lol.

 

[Kabanna]

1st and 2nd to West Coast for Brander, Petrucelli and Allen plus their first rounder. Not a bad deal and plenty of boxes ticked there for GCS to build a side around.

West Coast will be desperate to get both of those picks. Their need to regain some face and actually land Kelly is all consuming.

Indeed. They are nothing but the AFL’s feeder club.