Banter TRTT Part 14: 2022 Goodbye (To 2023)

[edgie]

It's inspired by Native Americans and their rain dances.

Like their album Dreamtime is inspired by... Achaemenid taxation policy I think.

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[raman]

1.2m fence whole way around with 300mm clearance from fence to spa.

2m?!

I’ve never seen a residential pool with a fence that high.

 

[Doctor Feel]

2m?!

I’ve never seen a residential pool with a fence that high.

Nah 1.2m high fence. 300mm from spa to fence.

Issue is ive got some "climbable surfaces" near it. You have to basically make the fence high enough to rule out climbing over the objects. So you have to add the height of the climbable object to the fence lmao.

 

[dirty2]

Nah 1.2m high fence. 300mm from spa to fence.

Issue is ive got some "climbable surfaces" near it. You have to basically make the fence high enough to rule out climbing over the objects. So you have to add the height of the climbable object to the fence lmao.

Got to make ya place idiot proof.

 

[backtozero]

 

[sobrave]

Nah 1.2m high fence. 300mm from spa to fence.

Issue is ive got some "climbable surfaces" near it. You have to basically make the fence high enough to rule out climbing over the objects. So you have to add the height of the climbable object to the fence lmao.

Just grease the kids hands up so he can't climb things

 

[Doctor Feel]

Just grease the kids hands up so he can't climb things

Barb wire chain link.

 

[Papa G]

It's inspired by Native Americans and their rain dances.

Like their album Dreamtime is inspired by... Achaemenid taxation policy I think.

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Hot sticky scenes
You know what I mean
Like a desert sun
That burns my skin
I've been waiting
For her for so long
Open the sky
And let her come down

 

[edgie]

Hot sticky scenes
You know what I mean
Like a desert sun
That burns my skin
I've been waiting
For her for so long
Open the sky
And let her come down

Her is mother nature

Duh

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[sobrave]

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These campaigners will outlast humans when we finish cooking the planet and blowing ourselves to bits

 

[edgie]

I remember when council wanted to inspect our spa area and I was like nah mate, no spa here.

Haven't received any letters since.

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[JimmyBC]

You could have 40 metre high fences around pools and you'd still find toddlers floating face down in them.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lol just spoke to my landscaper about putting in a concrete block for a spa and and not telling the council and hes like "sounds like a plan"

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[sobrave]

I remember when council wanted to inspect our spa area and I was like nah mate, no spa here.

Haven't received any letters since.

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What can the council do anyway? Pissant organisations that they are. As long as you don't get a belligerent compliance guy I'm sure no-one gives a ****.

 

[sobrave]

You could have 40 metre high fences around pools and you'd still find toddlers floating face down in them.

There are billions of humans odds are there's always gonna be a tiny proportion finding dumb ways to die. Can't legislate against all of it. Toddlers can wipe themselves out umpteen ways. You don't have to have your front yard fully enclosed, they can just as easy run out into traffic.

Saw a thing on Reddit of the illuminate festival thingo and they'd had to put little picket fences around the fire pits... Like.. that defeats the purpose of getting warm by then. If some peanut wants to fall in a fire thats on them

 

[Doctor Feel]

What can the council do anyway? Pissant organisations that they are. As long as you don't get a belligerent compliance guy I'm sure no-one gives a *.

Lol it even says in the regs that no one can pursue you for compliance with the exception of a council worker. You cant even be fined by anyone but them. Just dont let them in lol, they arent cops.

Having said that, obviously if a flood happens or someone dies etc. You will be totally liable (even criminally so) and no insurance will cover so there is risk.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Watching American Real Estate shows, and i'm talking about how I wish Australian houses had livable basements like in America.

Then the missus says "yeah but basements are where people kill other people"

Ok maybe we shouldn't give her access to a basement.

 

[sobrave]

Watching American Real Estate shows, and i'm talking about how I wish Australian houses had livable basements like in America.

Then the missus says "yeah but basements are where people kill other people"

Ok maybe we shouldn't give her access to a basement.

How do they stop the campaigners from flooding it just seems like a good place for a flood

But Adelaide should probably be living in underground caves coober Pedy style because this summer is gonna be a campaigner and most houses were built with the efficiency of a cardboard box.

 

[Doctor Feel]

How do they stop the campaigners from flooding it just seems like a good place for a flood

But Adelaide should probably be living in underground caves coober Pedy style because this summer is gonna be a campaigner and most houses were built with the efficiency of a cardboard box.

Great spot for a workshop or whacking all the loud appliances down there like washing machine etc.

Home theatres, libraries, offices, gyms. No limit on where furniture goes as no windows etc. Its a high potential space.

Most people would probably use it as the standard "throw all the random shit down there till you cant even walk down there" room.

 

[sobrave]

Why the **** do my new neighbours leave their outside light on all the time? just turn it on when you need you **** and balls, are you scared of the dark?

 

[sobrave]

Great spot for a workshop or whacking all the loud appliances down there like washing machine etc.

Home theatres, libraries, offices, gyms. No limit on where furniture goes as no windows etc. Its a high potential space.

Most people would probably use it as the standard "throw all the random s**t down there till you cant even walk down there" room.

Dig a tunnel in there and live in it, barbarian style

 

[Festerz]

Why the * do my new neighbours leave their outside light on all the time? just turn it on when you need you utensil and balls, are you scared of the dark?

Ever thought that they may be scared of you - and your focus on utensils and balls?

Just a thought.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Dig a tunnel in there and live in it, barbarian style

 

[Doctor Feel]

Why the * do my new neighbours leave their outside light on all the time? just turn it on when you need you utensil and balls, are you scared of the dark?

Scared of rogue piss blasts from bravey