Banter TRTT Part 14: 2022 Goodbye (To 2023)

[Doctor Feel]

Christ I love this ad.

Why are they so angry looking. That annoys me more than the horrendous sounds they are making.

 

[_VXV]

 

[edgie]

What's a matter you?
Gotta no respect?
It's not so bad
It's a a nice aplace

Shuddup yakunt

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[backtozero]

Jimmys wank shed

The sawdust is for cleaning up the aftermath.

 

[sobrave]

What you need room for in a grudge aside from the car

- Workbenches, tools & throbbing testosterone

- Stereo preferably vintage that needs constant tinkerking

- Grease, smells 'n sawdust

- A Laptop area for me time

id like to put some vintage audio shit in but it's just too damp in there. it's all weatherproof, but just the moisture from condensation is a killer in this wet ass climate

 

[backtozero]

id like to put some vintage audio s**t in but it's just too damp in there. it's all weatherproof, but just the moisture from condensation is a killer in this wet ass climate

WAP shed.

 

[edgie]

id like to put some vintage audio s**t in but it's just too damp in there. it's all weatherproof, but just the moisture from condensation is a killer in this wet ass climate

Climate change, you'll be right.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Alberton Proud]

Nah 1.2m high fence. 300mm from spa to fence.

Issue is ive got some "climbable surfaces" near it. You have to basically make the fence high enough to rule out climbing over the objects. So you have to add the height of the climbable object to the fence lmao.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Nah 1.2m high fence. 300mm from spa to fence.

Issue is ive got some "climbable surfaces" near it. You have to basically make the fence high enough to rule out climbing over the objects. So you have to add the height of the climbable object to the fence lmao.

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[backtozero]

Out: shower fapper
In: spa fapper

 

[Grave Danger]

Electrification not an option? "If you like, give em a short, sharp shock, they don't do it again, dig it?"

 

[edgie]

I don't have a spa, I have a fish pond.

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[bomberclifford]

 

[snozulu]

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/cocaine-sharks-may-be-acting-erratically-due-to-amount-of-dumped-drugs-off-the-us-coast/news-story/84627f01bd0675b1361e423c243c9063

So much cocaine and other drugs are being dumped off the coast of the US state of Florida that it’s potentially sending fish “crazy”, experts have claimed.
Some sharks, possibly high, have been seen acting erratically with one swimming in circles while it eyed up an imaginary object.

 

[Grave Danger]

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/cocaine-sharks-may-be-acting-erratically-due-to-amount-of-dumped-drugs-off-the-us-coast/news-story/84627f01bd0675b1361e423c243c9063

So much cocaine and other drugs are being dumped off the coast of the US state of Florida that it’s potentially sending fish “crazy”, experts have claimed.
Some sharks, possibly high, have been seen acting erratically with one swimming in circles while it eyed up an imaginary object.

Maybe it ingested a towel...

 

[simba_]

first they turn the frogs gay now this

 

[JimmyBC]

I don't have a spa, I have a fish pond.

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I'd prefer the fish pond, the novelty of sitting in heated bubbles of your own filth (and others) wears off.

 

[edgie]

I'd prefer the fish pond, the novelty of sitting in heated bubbles of your own filth (and others) wears off.

You would Jimmy WAP Shed

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[edgie]

What no that's Bravey with the WAP shed

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[Doctor Feel]

No Jimmy has the wank shed

Jimmy, wank shed and I don't care
Jimmy, wank shed and I don't care
Jimmy, wank shed and I don't care
My master's gone away

 

[Andre]

Watching American Real Estate shows, and i'm talking about how I wish Australian houses had livable basements like in America.

Then the missus says "yeah but basements are where people kill other people"

Ok maybe we shouldn't give her access to a basement.

Basements and Attics. Always loved these from American house plans. Australian house design is just about worst in world. Culturally our two biggest influences are the UK and US, both of which have lots of great houses (of different styles), yet most Australian houses are rectangular boxes with all the appeal of another 5 years of Ken coaching.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Basements and Attics. Always loved these from American house plans. Australian house design is just about worst in world. Culturally our two biggest influences are the UK and US, both of which have lots of great houses (of different styles), yet most Australian houses are rectangular boxes with all the appeal of another 5 years of Ken coaching.

Basements make so much sense in such a hot climate too lmao

 

[Andre]

Basements make so much sense in such a hot climate too lmao

Yep. Having one with a lounge / family area, would be perfect for Australian summers. Yeah, they cost a fair bit, but if you're building a house to live in 15 - 20 years, then you can trade going up for a second story, for down for a basement instead. Also it'd cost a shit load less to heat/cool over a 10+ year time period.