Banter TRTT Part 14: 2022 Goodbye (To 2023)

[Doctor Feel]

 

[edgie]

No wait, Bravey doesn't have a shed, he has a garage

 

[edgie]

Basements and Attics. Always loved these from American house plans. Australian house design is just about worst in world. Culturally our two biggest influences are the UK and US, both of which have lots of great houses (of different styles), yet most Australian houses are rectangular boxes with all the appeal of another 5 years of Ken coaching.

Every UK house I see is a ****in shoebox

Even the Hyacinth houses

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[JimmyBC]

Yea gotta say aside from upper class to stonking rich areas, houses in the UK & US for the everyman are fukcing eyesores compared to Australia.

*Basements are groovy though.

 

[dirty2]

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Zombie pr0n?

 

[edgie]

And they don't appear to have big sheds. Jimbo would be have to be a contortionist to have a wank in there.

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[JimmyBC]

And they don't appear to have big sheds. Jimbo would be have to be a contortionist to have a wank in there.

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If we were americans we'd all go around to Feel's mansion & wank in the spa.

 

[edgie]

If we were americans we'd all go around to Feel's mansion & wank in the spa.

Feel would totally live in a conservative neighbourhood that frowned on such a thing

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[Jonts]

If we were americans we'd all go around to Feel's mansion & wank in the spa.

Why are we not doing that now

 

[raman]

Basements make so much sense in such a hot climate too lmao

The house I grew up in had a cellar with a long corridor and three separate rooms.

I didn’t appreciate the awesomeness of it at the time.

 

[chiwigi]

Yea gotta say aside from upper class to stonking rich areas, houses in the UK & US for the everyman are fukcing eyesores compared to Australia.

*Basements are groovy though.

Definitely, especially as in the UK most don’t have driveways either. Which in the era of the 3 car household causes chaos on the street parking.

 

[Doctor Feel]

If we were americans we'd all go around to Feel's mansion & wank in the spa.

I mean, i'll presumably do plenty of that.

 

[JimmyBC]

Definitely, especially as in the UK most don’t have driveways either. Which in the era of the 3 car household causes chaos on the street parking.

The terrace housing would send ya batty I reckon.

 

[raman]

If we were americans we'd all go around to Feel's mansion & wank in the spa.

Is hot water not exactly conducive to that or is it just me.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm also gonna get some electronic blinds across the 5m spans, so they are gonna be ****ing ginourmous. Might unironically engage Ken Hinkley for expert advice.

 

[edgie]

Why are we not doing that now

Quick, before the fence is up

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[raman]

The terrace housing would send ya batty I reckon.

It has sent them batty, case in point they have their laundry in their kitchen.

 

[edgie]

...Might unironically engage Ken Hinkley for expert advice.

Are you trying to put down a dog?

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[Doctor Feel]

Quick, before the fence is up

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Jonts and Jimmy allowed. Edgie turned away at the door.

 

[edgie]

In Rambo III he cuts through a fence with his knife

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[Doctor Feel]

In Rambo III he cuts through a fence with his knife

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Was it a gold fence?

 

[edgie]

Was it a gold fence?

It was a Gil Hibben III.

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[TazD]

 

[chiwigi]

The terrace housing would send ya batty I reckon.

I’ve just came back from there. At the terraces I could barely drive up the street cars either side in what are already long and narrow streets.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Quick, before the fence is up

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Big Footy turning up at Feel's spa.