Tubbahawk to Fox footy

[Saveloy Rockstar]

That’s right folks, the fat campaigner who played on for one season too many has landed a cushy job commentating at Fox where he can blimp out to Billy Brownless size in comfort, meaning we can look forward to insightful comments such as:

“He’s kicked a sausage roll”

“He really made a meal out of that”

and

“**** I’m hungry, is it quarter time yet??”



Seriously though, he couldn’t be worse than Luke Hodge or that Bullflog who got the arse

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

He couldn't be any worse than Jack "The Tassie Tool' Riewoldt I suppose

 

[Chronz]

That’s right folks, the fat campaigner who played on for one season too many has landed a cushy job commentating at Fox where he can blimp out to Billy Brownless size in comfort, meaning we can look forward to insightful comments such as:

“He’s kicked a sausage roll”

“He really made a meal out of that”

and

“**** I’m hungry, is it quarter time yet??”

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Seriously though, he couldn’t be worse than Luke Hodge or that Bullflog who got the arse

Danger will be next after he retires. How do these Geelong players get all of these media gigs?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dunno, Ling is proof it’s not on merit or looks

 

[Tyler Durden007]

The un-hateable Tomma J. Hawk. Will run as a nice twin to the other Mr Loveable, Richoman

 

[NetworkNerd]

Danger will be next after he retires. How do these Geelong players get all of these media gigs?

Guaranteed jobs after footy so they can all fit under that salary cap.

 

[jannissary]

good to see them giving out charity work.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The media is basically a sheltered workshop for them