Media TubbsFarquhar Episode 150 - "Where's Me Other Bloody Milestone?"

[Tonga Bob]

Buenas noches Sweet, I trust this thread finds you.

Everything nowadays is a sequel. Or if it isn't a sequel it's a crossover event. And when it comes to milestones down at Coney Island this season, we've had a few crossovers and a couple of standalones but no sequels. Until now...

Last year saw the first episode of TubbsFarquhar. Entitled Episode 300 - "Where's Me Bloody Milestone?", it told the story of a young roo2macca as he found his way through the mean streets of Sweet. From the depths of Dragon Island to the heights of Mount Buller and the soft squishy centre of Gumbania, and finally to his spiritual home of Coney Island, en route to 300 games and SFA Life Membership.

But like the Star Wars franchise, not only were sequels numbered haphazardly but the first sequel was way better than the original. And what could be way better than SFA Life Membership? Life Membership of the Coney Island Warriors, that's what! And so this weekend, in the cauldron that is the Estadio Azteca in Mexico City (of all places!), TubbsFarquhar will become the 18th person to earn Life Membership of the Coney Island Warriors FFC! Truly an occasion and a setting befitting a Furious sacrifice, as Tubbs transforms into the feared lucha libre...



Here's Tubbs by the numbers (as per Hate and his gran repositorio estadístico en línea)
Games: 340* (CIW 149*, SDR 104, GUM 53, MBD 34)
Record: 171 wins, 5 draws, 164 losses
Hitouts: 575
Kicks: 2100
Marks: 857
Handballs: 1964
Disposals: 4064
Tackles: 358
Frees For: 217
Frees Against: 246
Goals: 205
Behinds: 116
DT Points: 15631
Mobbs Medal Votes: 41
Frankston Rover Medal Votes: 28

Premierships: 1 (SDR, s19)
State of Origin Winner: 2 (SA, XVI & XIV)

Debut: Dragons FFC - Season 18, Round 1
Highest HitOuts: 28 - Season 26, Round SF - (Gumbies FFC) vs. Sin City Swamprats
Highest Kicks: 18 - Season 26, Round 16 - (Gumbies FFC) vs. Baghdad Bombers
Highest Marks: 12 - x2 occasions
Highest Handballs: 19 - Season 27, Round 08 - (Gumbies FFC) vs. Gold City Royals
Highest Tackles: 9 - Season 25, Round 14 - Roys FFC vs. (Mount Buller Demons)
Highest Disposals: 31 - x2 occasions
20+ Disposals: x55 occasions
Highest DreamTeam Points: 125 - x2 occasions
100+ DreamTeam Points: x13 occasions
Highest Goals: 6 - Season 24, Round 12 - (Mount Buller Demons) vs. East Side Hawks
5+ Goals: x6 occasions

So get up off your collective arses Sweet and get around the newest member of the most prestigious group in Sweet! ¡Olé!​

 

[Ocha905]

Es Magnifico!

Congratulations Tubbs!

 

[Dinsdale]

Muchas felicidades amigo

 

[Jabba73]

You have to play 150 games at the one club to get Life Membership?

No wonder the Baghdad Bombers don't have any ...

Congrat Lord TubbsFarquhar

 

[Braklet]

Congrats on your big old thing, TubbsFarquhar!

Oh, and on this Wazza lifetime ball and chain too, I guess.

I hope we all get to play in Mexico City, the hackneyed Mexican stereotypes originating from Australia are very amusing to this SoCal native.

 

[spudmaster]

Well done, Tubby! A well-earned life membership at the club.
I managed to get a hold of a very dear friend of ours who was willing to take a few seconds out of his busy schedule to celebrate your milestone.