Game Day Undefeated Chad Longmire & Sydney vs Winless Cuck Nicks & Adelaide - Round 14 2024

[Scorpus]

The mastermind coach Matthew Nicks

Matthew Nicks

Age

49

Ht

187cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

9.4

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.7

4star

G

0.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.4

3star

takes on a coach he has never beaten from 4 attempts in blockbuster Saturday night football

Will there be an epic upset as the 11-1 Swans go down to the 4 win Crows? Or will Sydney do as they please while Nicks sits in the corner watching but not participating, helpless once more?

Will Nicks' can of soft drink manage to stay upright and contained, or will its liquid spill out prematurely and leave Nicks wet in the groin region again?

It all kicks off at 7.00pm tonight at Adelaide Oval

 

[dblstR]

Seat returned earlier in the week because I have no interest in football until there's a coaching change.

Hopefully it's a repeat of the last time we played the Swans at footy park and we can accelerate change. 10 goals+ please.

Sack Nicks.

 

[cmndstab]

Sydney have already proved that only a truly awful side can beat them, so.....

 

[jackster83]

Has a bit of a feel of this one about it:



Talia made his debut that night from memory.

Craig was sacked three weeks later.

 

[adelaidecrows]

While I am not confident, strange things have happened. Only takes us to come out fired up and for the swans to come out flat. But it truly depends on which game plan Nicks implements. Will he demand a high possession, team defense counter attack game? Most likely. He will be frightened of a flogging if we take the game on, so he will no doubt shut the game down and hope we fluke an honourable loss. I dont see us doing a showdown type all out attack.

 

[GreyCrow]

Not going

Sydney x 23

 

[CrowBloke]

Seat returned earlier in the week because I have no interest in football until there's a coaching change.

+

Not going

I hear ya, fellas . My best mate asked me over lunch yesterday if I wanted to go; he'd scored good seats under cover, no cost to me (but I woulda bought drinks and food to thank him, naturally).

I weighed it up.

Cons: No Tex (-2/10).
Plenty of intercepted Laird bombs (-1).
Sydney mids getting Silver Service from Grundy (-1).
Long periods of Murphy invisibility (-1).
Watching Sholl getting thrown around (was tempting, actually, 0 overall).
Plenty of Crows fumbles/ shanked kicks landing on Sydney chests (-2).
Positives:
A few hours with my best mate (+3). That's it.

I asked him how keen he was on a scale from 0 to 10. He said between 4 and 5 and I was at -7 + 3 = 4 (this is what Nicks has done to my enthusiasm). So his wife is gonna go with a girlfriend then stay in town overnight (Hotel/ Casino/ champagne).

Sydney, by a lot .

 

[footy4ever]

Look, you all know Crows are going to win this.

 

[Crows I Am]

Rankine and Murray back will definitely improve us from last week, but Sydney should still win this one comfortably.

Would love to see Dowling and Max into the middle at some stage tonight.

Swans by 36

 

[dogs105]

Cucks by 63

 

[FR0GGY]

Sydney couldn’t get over Richmond nor could we, so the result is still unknown….

 

[davos44]

The only good thing about this game is its FTA on 7 in Melbourne while Dustin Martins 300th against Hawthorn is the FOXTEL game at 4.35PM.

I bet someone at 7 is giving daggers to the AFL for that scheduling.

We're also standalone so an Audience of 6.8M will have the chance to see us stand there for 15 seconds in the back pocket and go long down the line over and over again with nothing else to switch to.

Crows by 9, we go on a 7 game winning streak and finish 9th to avoid the big review.

 

[1970crow]

I've a terrible feeling we'll get up in a close one. Tigers beat them by 5 and us by 8, so us in a 3 point thriller.

 

[Betts are off]

Goal line Score review error in the final seconds leads the Crows to a controversial win by 1.

However as its the Crows who benefit the AFL change the rules and overturn the decision after the game and we end up losing by 4 points.

 

[crows dude]

Seat returned earlier in the week because I have no interest in football until there's a coaching change.

Hopefully it's a repeat of the last time we played the Swans at footy park and we can accelerate change. 10 goals+ please.

Sack Nicks.

Why?

Change is needed from the top first. That starts with Roo and Kelly. And the Recruiting Reid and Ogilvie.

Until that changes nothing else will change.

 

[FullyBigKPro]

I present to you, the NEW mascot for Nicks

 

[crows dude]

Has a bit of a feel of this one about it:



Talia made his debut that night from memory.

Craig was sacked three weeks later.

Craig stepped down and was not sacked. Something Nicks would never do.

 

[GreyCrow]

Rankine to ping a hammy from cold weather + overwork

 

[radiojake]

Cucks? Really?

 

[dogs105]

Cucks? Really?

Is that like a "fool"?

 

[Carn The Texan]

Will be lost or won through the middle of the ground tonight.

We've got Keane, Butts, Murray and Borlase in our listed backline to stop Warner, Heeney, Papley and Hayward from kicking goals? Does not compute. I can only assume Borlase will once again play a very different role to the one listed on the AFL website magnet board.

At least we get to see some more of Dowling, Nank, Cook and hopefully Hamill continues to piece his game together.

 

[Scorpus]

Is that like a "fool"?

A cuck is a weak man who is dominated by their unfaithful wife and allows/accepts her infidelity

 

[relapse]

Are you sure that you didn't use Slippery Pete as a ghostwriter for the thread title?

 

[dogs105]

A cuck is a weak man who is dominated by their unfaithful wife and allows/accepts her infidelity

That sounds like a pretty shit analogy for a football game then

 

[Scorpus]

That sounds like a pretty shit analogy for a football game then

Nicks is a weak man who has spent the last five years getting dominated by coaches like Longmire