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Hello everybody.

At the end of Season 26, I posted the undisputed* top 100 qootballers of all time based on the gobsmackingly excellent Headless Formula. You can read all about it here - it's one of the all-time great threads:


I later posted an updated thread at the end of Season 29, which, somehow, was even better. I can't even begin to explain how many beez votes I was awarded as a result. See here or else:


I later posted an updated thread at the end of Season 30, which, somehow, was even better. I can't even begin to explain how many beez votes I was awarded as a result. See here or else:


But another season has now been and gone, and it's time for an update. In this thread, I will be presenting three separate lists - mostly because I'm a nice guy. They are:

  1. The undisputed* top 100 qootballers of all time as per the original formula, with each additional game played rewarded.
  2. The undisputed* top 100 qootballers of all time with no additional weighting for each additional game played.
  3. The undisputed* top 100 qootballers of all time per game. That is, pound for pound, the greatest players in the league's history based on averages. Minimum 50 games played to qualify.

Imagine me smiling pleasantly. :)

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Top 100 of all time - original formula - end of Season 31
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TOP 100 OF ALL TIME
Original formula


PLACINGPLAYERGMSFORMULA POINTS
1​
LJP865141619151.705
2​
CLARKEM4481420342.295
3​
SAUSAGEROL4461378704.54
4​
TARKYN_244741348578.765
5​
BONCER344381304290.77
6​
LARRIKIN4561301060.79
7​
IDON4801298058.565
8​
COONEY4011288078.755
9​
MOBBS4951287064.21
10​
DEMONJIM3331248677.14
11​
BALLARATBU4321246378.885
12​
BIGGIE3631244701.78
13​
ITSMYSHOW3931225860.23
14​
PETERSS4091159873.395
15​
FRED4151150825.31
16​
SHADOW MAN3861150079.93
17​
PIE 4 LIFE4531148133.66
18​
RFCTIGERAR4301144965.795
19​
ANT5553991141445.945
20​
DINGSTER4001118525.51
21​
HEADLESS4211096329.75
22​
SHAUNDUGGA3611095046.04
23​
PANTSKYLE2821094901.105
24​
CATS2RISE3871086039.365
25​
3KZ IS FOO3211070883.305
26​
BEEZ3671063698.67
27​
CROWEATER4001063615.85
28​
SPOOKISM2991019224.33
29​
WALKER_THE3851006677.1
30​
MOOCH3231003736.99
31​
HATE262998602.15
32​
ANT BEAR253970526.17
33​
FRANKSTON329967958.75
34​
BROKEN305961146.805
35​
ROYLION401955059.535
36​
A BIT HIGH291945514.53
37​
SANTE318921993.65
38​
THE FILTH295917976.88
39​
FITZROYBOW277912179.48
40​
ROYBOY2362910585.195
41​
MR EAGLE297903193.51
42​
QUIVORIR308898928.28
43​
WACKY TIGE275890252.885
44​
GROCKADOC303872384.47
45​
MACCA19296846337.58
46​
MATERA92233844867.525
47​
SM248842983.37
48​
MARKLAR_33329842155.17
49​
FUMBLER283837496.545
50​
AKKAPS284836668.345
51​
REARDO279831057.29
52​
BRAHJ252828614.1
53​
EASTY277828593.395
54​
THE HALF B289817205.645
55​
HATCHY1992257814969.505
56​
PAPA JUGGS314811242.605
57​
NOOBZ0R289804782.645
58​
HAWKPATROL288803229.77
59​
RU_252802318.75
60​
DEESTROY279801283.5
61​
WALLY227800579.53
62​
ZACKAH242786645.065
63​
FOOTYPIE32216777969.67
64​
HAYDO225774015.015
65​
EKA294773704.44
66​
MOO332772731.305
67​
MANNUMPOWE253766022.885
68​
LOONERTY213763683.22
69​
SSWANS2011267760287.6
70​
STFLY248757099.03
71​
MARLOWE236751632.91
72​
NUFFERS283750183.56
73​
KANE249249740162.34
74​
THIS IS AN222738961.45
75​
PVF264738837.22
76​
TIGLAND274738340.3
77​
I DONT CAR229737056.59
78​
OKEYDOKE7335734116.48
79​
PUGSLEY200725482.495
80​
POWER RAID267724819.935
81​
LANKY_WES242716248.065
82​
LOOPY_CAM271711548.03
83​
SMARTYS PO266708835.675
84​
QUADZILLA276705978.385
85​
CAMMO6556200695170.375
86​
SAINTKILDA247687985.74
87​
FREAKIE242683140.77
88​
DOUGTHELEG269680718.285
89​
TUBBSFARQU235680283.48
90​
GOLUMLESS232678916.95
91​
WISE GUY S221674444.67
92​
CHEZZALENK240666721.705
93​
JT_THE_MAN232663450.315
94​
TOMMYCASH231661959.555
95​
FAT PIZZA219655892.99
96​
EQUUS229655603.12
97​
KRISHOLIO1248654774.92
98​
DAGLESS258652290.32
99​
ART VANDEL195650054.18
100​
MIGUEL SAN276642973.07

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Top 100 of all time - no longevity bonus - end of Season 31
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TOP 100 OF ALL TIME
No longevity bonus


PlacingPLAYERGMSFORMULA POINTS
1​
LJP865141193456.905
2​
CLARKEM4481049308.695
3​
SAUSAGEROL4461009327.34
4​
DEMONJIM333972886.54
5​
TARKYN_24474956011.965
6​
COONEY401955970.555
7​
BIGGIE363944065.18
8​
BONCER34438941539.17
9​
LARRIKIN456923401.59
10​
IDON480900522.565
11​
ITSMYSHOW393900377.63
12​
BALLARATBU432888596.485
13​
MOBBS495877105.21
14​
PANTSKYLE282861348.705
15​
SHADOW MAN386830394.73
16​
PETERSS409821139.595
17​
ANT555399810994.145
18​
FRED415807122.31
19​
3KZ IS FOO321805031.105
20​
SHAUNDUGGA361796065.84
21​
RFCTIGERAR430788839.795
22​
DINGSTER400787245.51
23​
HATE262781613.75
24​
PIE 4 LIFE453772959.06
25​
SPOOKISM299771592.53
26​
CATS2RISE387765525.965
27​
ANT BEAR253760991.57
28​
BEEZ367759749.27
29​
HEADLESS421747657.55
30​
MOOCH323736228.39
31​
CROWEATER400732335.85
32​
BROKEN305708545.805
33​
A BIT HIGH291704508.33
34​
FRANKSTON329695480.95
35​
WALKER_THE385687820.1
36​
FITZROYBOW277682768.08
37​
THE FILTH295673657.88
38​
WACKY TIGE275662497.885
39​
SANTE318658626.05
40​
MR EAGLE297657218.11
41​
MATERA92233651896.925
42​
QUIVORIR308643842.68
43​
SM248637589.77
44​
ROYLION401622951.335
45​
GROCKADOC303621439.87
46​
BRAHJ252619907.7
47​
WALLY227612578.13
48​
ROYBOY2362610776.795
49​
FUMBLER283603115.945
50​
HATCHY1992257602122.105
51​
AKKAPS284601459.545
52​
MACCA19296601190.38
53​
REARDO279599989.49
54​
EASTY277599181.995
55​
FOOTYPIE32216599078.47
56​
RU_252593612.35
57​
HAYDO225587670.015
58​
LOONERTY213587276.62
59​
ZACKAH242586220.665
60​
THE HALF B289577855.845
61​
DEESTROY279570215.7
62​
MARKLAR_33329569677.37
63​
NOOBZ0R289565432.845
64​
HAWKPATROL288564708.17
65​
PUGSLEY200559842.495
66​
MANNUMPOWE253556488.285
67​
MARLOWE236556177.71
68​
THIS IS AN222555101.05
69​
STFLY248551705.43
70​
PAPA JUGGS314551187.805
71​
I DONT CAR229547398.79
72​
SSWANS2011267539158.2
73​
KANE249249533940.54
74​
EKA294530213.64
75​
CAMMO6556200529530.375
76​
PVF264520192.42
77​
LANKY_WES242515823.665
78​
NUFFERS283515802.96
79​
TIGLAND274511413.5
80​
POWER RAID267503690.535
81​
PHILREICH167501930.61
82​
MOO332497768.905
83​
WISE GUY S221491412.47
84​
ART VANDEL195488555.18
85​
SMARTYS PO266488534.475
86​
LOOPY_CAM271487105.83
87​
GOLUMLESS232486774.55
88​
TUBBSFARQU235485656.48
89​
JACK THE G176485283.79
90​
SAINTKILDA247483420.34
91​
FREAKIE242482716.37
92​
ETH178478554.665
93​
QUADZILLA276477395.185
94​
AGENT93175476732.625
95​
FAT PIZZA219474517.19
96​
JT_THE_MAN232471307.915
97​
TOMMYCASH231470645.355
98​
CHEZZALENK240467953.705
99​
GEE DUB205466380.125
100​
EQUUS229465945.32
 
Top 100 of all time - pound for pound analysis - end of Season 31
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TOP 100 OF ALL TIME
Pound for pound analysis
Minimum 50 games to qualify

PlacingPLAYERGMSFORMULA POINTS
1​
TONGA BOB523266.611923
2​
CALLUMS_GU923162.68875
3​
EBIAC1203107.475417
4​
PANTSKYLE2823054.428032
5​
GWS GOOSE553025.941636
6​
ANT BEAR2533007.871818
7​
PHILREICH1673005.572515
8​
HATE2622983.258588
9​
DEMONJIM3332921.581201
10​
GOTTHEGOOD1352882.749481
11​
THEINJURYF992876.949293
12​
MOZZIE19692853.088986
13​
TANDY502823.3338
14​
PADMAN1182819.03839
15​
MR GOR702818.246286
16​
PUGSLEY2002799.212475
17​
MATERA922332797.84088
18​
STRIGOI612785.671066
19​
FOOTYPIE322162773.511435
20​
TGRS752771.709333
21​
POR_PLEASE1242769.126774
22​
JACK THE G1762757.294261
23​
LOONERTY2132757.16723
24​
LADY GODAV1532750.517157
25​
WILLO_992748.954747
26​
TIGERTURBU1122746.924955
27​
NUNEZ1152741.522043
28​
AGENT931752724.186429
29​
GREYCROW1572722.905318
30​
KEGS44702719.749643
31​
FRYER TUCK732709.518699
32​
WALLY2272698.58207
33​
ETH1782688.509354
34​
MATT_352952682.060316
35​
RIVIAT712663.362887
36​
PERTHSWANS912659.113571
37​
CAMMO65562002647.651875
38​
MIGHTY P942635.922713
39​
RUNK1172634.136111
40​
THECOACH161522630.897171
41​
U2TIGERS1072623.34285
42​
ELTON JOHN1582617.085791
43​
HAYDO2252611.866733
44​
DANIEL138682607.612059
45​
BIGGIE3632600.730523
46​
JACKNAH_81592598.67283
47​
KANGAROOS4982596.998571
48​
BARRYBRAN1032591.74335
49​
TIGERGLORY1062582.069764
50​
SPOOKISM2992580.577023
51​
LONDONTIGE1002579.843
52​
SM2482570.926492
53​
HAROLAD1192559.938361
54​
SWEETD672557.222015
55​
PROPER GAN1282555.449922
56​
WESTY071142552.890175
57​
CARSON DIA852550.612412
58​
V_TOWNSEND652547.352077
59​
MATTY411542546.715
60​
15PETTERD1862541.659128
61​
BROWN BOTT1482540.699358
62​
DERO1222539.07791
63​
TONY LYNN1622532.783858
64​
MOOP1042526.209087
65​
_CAYZ_1782524.614157
66​
CLAYPIGEON862523.361686
67​
3KZ IS FOO3212507.885062
68​
ART VANDEL1952505.411179
69​
THIS IS AN2222500.45518
70​
DANOZ1722496.758169
71​
CLEISHY1502490.259367
72​
PADDLES_1742489.835747
73​
TEST TICKL1092485.929679
74​
EL DUBYA522481.414615
75​
SERIAL_THR532480.693396
76​
GRAYZA822479.045
77​
HAWKS15231212476.044215
78​
THE JESUS1292471.920194
79​
REDVEST4672469.148507
80​
FITZROYBOW2772464.866715
81​
TAYLOR1682463.155536
82​
BRAHJ2522459.95119
83​
ACEANDY732459.073288
84​
JACKSON_RU742456.060676
85​
MANANGATAN1342451.379291
86​
HEISENBERG892449.703933
87​
SPORTSMANI1512442.504404
88​
PUNT_ROAD_502435.3221
89​
GENGHIS TR642426.690703
90​
YAKKER1482425.003176
91​
ZACKAH2422422.399442
92​
A BIT HIGH2912420.990825
93​
MILLKY951212419.576033
94​
CRAZY_BIG_1592417.666855
95​
SVERIK25902417.423778
96​
JACKBERO692411.982464
97​
RT73592409.149576
98​
WACKY TIGE2752409.083218
99​
KIRKSWAN732408.870753
100​
ODDHAWK1442400.342153
 
Top 100 of all time - conclusions - end of Season 31
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Typical, skewed the results to exclude rookies. Protecting the fragile egos of SFA “legends” are we?













Fair enough, some of them wouldn’t need much to tip them over the edge.
 
TOP 100 OF ALL TIME
Pound for pound analysis
Minimum 50 games to qualify

PlacingPLAYERGMSFORMULA POINTS
1​
TONGA BOB523266.611923
2​
CALLUMS_GU923162.68875
3​
EBIAC1203107.475417
4​
PANTSKYLE2823054.428032
5​
GWS GOOSE553025.941636
6​
ANT BEAR2533007.871818
7​
PHILREICH1673005.572515
8​
HATE2622983.258588
9​
DEMONJIM3332921.581201
10​
GOTTHEGOOD1352882.749481
11​
THEINJURYF992876.949293
12​
MOZZIE19692853.088986
13​
TANDY502823.3338
14​
PADMAN1182819.03839
15​
MR GOR702818.246286
16​
PUGSLEY2002799.212475
17​
MATERA922332797.84088
18​
STRIGOI612785.671066
19​
FOOTYPIE322162773.511435
20​
TGRS752771.709333
21​
POR_PLEASE1242769.126774
22​
JACK THE G1762757.294261
23​
LOONERTY2132757.16723
24​
LADY GODAV1532750.517157
25​
WILLO_992748.954747
26​
TIGERTURBU1122746.924955
27​
NUNEZ1152741.522043
28​
AGENT931752724.186429
29​
GREYCROW1572722.905318
30​
KEGS44702719.749643
31​
FRYER TUCK732709.518699
32​
WALLY2272698.58207
33​
ETH1782688.509354
34​
MATT_352952682.060316
35​
RIVIAT712663.362887
36​
PERTHSWANS912659.113571
37​
CAMMO65562002647.651875
38​
MIGHTY P942635.922713
39​
RUNK1172634.136111
40​
THECOACH161522630.897171
41​
U2TIGERS1072623.34285
42​
ELTON JOHN1582617.085791
43​
HAYDO2252611.866733
44​
DANIEL138682607.612059
45​
BIGGIE3632600.730523
46​
JACKNAH_81592598.67283
47​
KANGAROOS4982596.998571
48​
BARRYBRAN1032591.74335
49​
TIGERGLORY1062582.069764
50​
SPOOKISM2992580.577023
51​
LONDONTIGE1002579.843
52​
SM2482570.926492
53​
HAROLAD1192559.938361
54​
SWEETD672557.222015
55​
PROPER GAN1282555.449922
56​
WESTY071142552.890175
57​
CARSON DIA852550.612412
58​
V_TOWNSEND652547.352077
59​
MATTY411542546.715
60​
15PETTERD1862541.659128
61​
BROWN BOTT1482540.699358
62​
DERO1222539.07791
63​
TONY LYNN1622532.783858
64​
MOOP1042526.209087
65​
_CAYZ_1782524.614157
66​
CLAYPIGEON862523.361686
67​
3KZ IS FOO3212507.885062
68​
ART VANDEL1952505.411179
69​
THIS IS AN2222500.45518
70​
DANOZ1722496.758169
71​
CLEISHY1502490.259367
72​
PADDLES_1742489.835747
73​
TEST TICKL1092485.929679
74​
EL DUBYA522481.414615
75​
SERIAL_THR532480.693396
76​
GRAYZA822479.045
77​
HAWKS15231212476.044215
78​
THE JESUS1292471.920194
79​
REDVEST4672469.148507
80​
FITZROYBOW2772464.866715
81​
TAYLOR1682463.155536
82​
BRAHJ2522459.95119
83​
ACEANDY732459.073288
84​
JACKSON_RU742456.060676
85​
MANANGATAN1342451.379291
86​
HEISENBERG892449.703933
87​
SPORTSMANI1512442.504404
88​
PUNT_ROAD_502435.3221
89​
GENGHIS TR642426.690703
90​
YAKKER1482425.003176
91​
ZACKAH2422422.399442
92​
A BIT HIGH2912420.990825
93​
MILLKY951212419.576033
94​
CRAZY_BIG_1592417.666855
95​
SVERIK25902417.423778
96​
JACKBERO692411.982464
97​
RT73592409.149576
98​
WACKY TIGE2752409.083218
99​
KIRKSWAN732408.870753
100​
ODDHAWK1442400.342153
Champagne analysis Headless & Hate! Always said that.

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Typical, skewed the results to exclude rookies. Protecting the fragile egos of SFA “legends” are we?













Fair enough, some of them wouldn’t need much to tip them over the edge.
You should play more games I reckon.
 

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Per game results, using the pound for pound formula.


1 game minimum:
  1. MG - 2 games
  2. EDDIE DING - 1 gmae
  3. KAZZFKH - 1 game
  4. STEREOPHON - 29 games
  5. THEROO - 22 games

10 game minimum:
  1. STEREOPHON
  2. THEROO
  3. PurpleGreenRed
  4. BP
  5. Tonga Bob

50 game minimum:
  1. Tonga Bob
  2. Callums_Guns
  3. EBIAC
  4. pantskyle
  5. GWS Goose

100 game minimum:
  1. EBIAC
  2. pantskyle
  3. Ant Bear
  4. philreich
  5. Hate

150 game minimum:
  1. pantskyle
  2. Ant Bear
  3. philreich
  4. Hate
  5. DemonJim

200 game minimum:
  1. pantskyle
  2. Ant Bear
  3. Hate
  4. DemonJim
  5. Pugsley

250 game minimum:
  1. pantskyle
  2. Ant Bear
  3. Hate
  4. DemonJim
  5. Biggie

300 game minimum:
  1. DemonJim
  2. Biggie
  3. 3KZ is Football
  4. cooney
  5. ClarkeM

350 game minimum:
  1. Biggie
  2. cooney
  3. ClarkeM
  4. Ljp86
  5. Itsmyshow

400 game minimum:
  1. Ljp86
  2. Mobbs
  3. iDon
  4. Tarkyn_24
  5. larrikin

Exactly 421 games:
  1. Headless

450 game minimum:
  1. Ljp86
  2. Mobbs
  3. iDon
  4. Tarkyn_24
  5. larrikin

500 game minimum:
  1. Ljp86
 
Per game results, using the pound for pound formula.


1 game minimum:
  1. MG - 2 games
  2. EDDIE DING - 1 gmae
  3. KAZZFKH - 1 game
  4. STEREOPHON - 29 games
  5. THEROO - 22 games

10 game minimum:
  1. STEREOPHON
  2. THEROO
  3. PurpleGreenRed
  4. BP
  5. Tonga Bob

50 game minimum:
  1. Tonga Bob
  2. Callums_Guns
  3. EBIAC
  4. pantskyle
  5. GWS Goose

100 game minimum:
  1. EBIAC
  2. pantskyle
  3. Ant Bear
  4. philreich
  5. Hate

150 game minimum:
  1. pantskyle
  2. Ant Bear
  3. philreich
  4. Hate
  5. DemonJim

200 game minimum:
  1. pantskyle
  2. Ant Bear
  3. Hate
  4. DemonJim
  5. Pugsley

250 game minimum:
  1. pantskyle
  2. Ant Bear
  3. Hate
  4. DemonJim
  5. Biggie

300 game minimum:
  1. DemonJim
  2. Biggie
  3. 3KZ is Football
  4. cooney
  5. ClarkeM

350 game minimum:
  1. Biggie
  2. cooney
  3. ClarkeM
  4. Ljp86
  5. Itsmyshow

400 game minimum:
  1. Ljp86
  2. Mobbs
  3. iDon
  4. Tarkyn_24
  5. larrikin

Exactly 421 games:
  1. Headless

450 game minimum:
  1. Ljp86
  2. Mobbs
  3. iDon
  4. Tarkyn_24
  5. larrikin

500 game minimum:
  1. Ljp86
So does that mean that Ljp86 is the best ever 500 game player, or the worst? :)
 
Doing pretty well with you and Bastyy dragging them down.
I'm the 5th best player of all time and the reigning Mobbs medalist, when I said s29 rookie class, I basically just meant me.
 
You'd think so given my dominance and impact on the league, but unbelievably, I have only played 3 seasons.
Hey guys, why’s KMart Chipmunk in this thread?
 

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