jannissary
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rest in piece, you lasted 3 years longer than you should have 
Retiring VALE Dyson vacuum cleaner
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He hoovered up an extra 3 years of salary
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For what the club did to him cutting his prime with peptides so they should have. In fact Hird should have personally paid 3 years salary to Heppell. Probably the most affected in that time due to coming into his prime.
Now we have his own fans starting Bay 13 freds about him. Pathetic excuse for a football club
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he’s a champion of the game like dusty & porkins he deserves it
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I would say Dyson is on Ed Curnow level. Great workhorse for the club and should be adorned inside the 4 walls, but far from a champion.
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no he's the GOAT actually
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Did lol at the word champion. **** that shits me that word. Handy player for Bendigo but couldn’t kick far or hurt teams with any aspects of his game. Will be remembered for having shit dreads and an even worse first name. His parents are really to blame here and should probably be deported.
They both won flags , Hepp didn't even win a single final!
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concern trolls will be reported for trolling. be respectful.
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checks Marc Murphy, Kade Simpson etc won a final
**** me how embarrassing for Essendon.
#dreadsoutfordyson
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Nope sorry, Kevin Murray went 333 games without a finals win
^Not everyone can be an arrogant narcissist like Lacks Merit
Title should be Dyson Herpes tells * to GAGF 3 years too late - worst captain ever
Title should be Dyson Herpes tells * to GAGF 3 years too late - worst captain ever
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Jobe was also captain. His non-peptide form plus inability to speak up when they were given peptides put him on Dyson levels.
It’s a valid point but this is Suckbags time to shine
Lacks Merit will be back in the spotlight again when he fails to get his Brownlow returned
Lacks Merit will be back in the spotlight again when he fails to get his Brownlow returned
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Nice AV and sig you have there.
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Yes, you've told me that a few times. Alzheimers kicking in?
Vacuums suck
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No, I know it just annoys, btw nice AV and sig you have there.
He’s well suited to the club then
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He had the most shocking dreadlocks we had to endure for so long as well.rest in piece, you lasted 3 years longer than you should have
