Think Tank Vote here for your favourite pre-season premature ejaculator - NOMS OPEN

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Some flogs just can't help themselves but go off prematurely year after year. Maybe they have some weird humiliation fetish? Who knows and indeed, who cares. They bring the lulz and earn their backfire tags


Some recent examples picked totally at random:

Carlton a LOCK for the 2012 Flag

Read it and weep minnow flogs. I will continually update the thread throughout the year with new reasons as to why the flag is ours. :o:o:o:o

www.bigfooty.com

Carlton: 2013 premiers

I've seen enough :thumbsu:

www.bigfooty.com

Backfire - CARLTON - 2014 PREMIERS

I've seen enough. Wow :thumbsu:

www.bigfooty.com

CARLTON: 2015 TOP 4 STATUS

Have you seen our squad for NAB cup tonight? :$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$

www.bigfooty.com

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH... 2016 CARLTON FLAG = LOCK

Absolutely reaming the hawfies. "3 time premiers" can't get a touch. Our defence is now elite. Hodge & Mitchell look like plodders compared to our young elite mids. Casboult will win the coleman by 25 goals. Still got at least 10 guns to come into our side. Bay flogs are already in fear and...

www.bigfooty.com

IT'S A FEW WEEKS LATE.. BUT BLUES ARE A LOCK FOR THE 2017 FLAG

Best side in the comp by far. Probably won't lose again until 2024 :$

www.bigfooty.com

BIT LATE BUT BLUEBAGGERS 2019 FLAG LOCK

Enjoy pick 18 camrys. Seaford don't get too comfortable at the top of ladder you'll probably still finish bottom 4. Whoever we have next week bring the KY. :$:$:$

www.bigfooty.com

Which club/poster do you think is most prone to this afflication?

 

[Feraligatr]

Basically anything or anyone to do with Carlton. /thread.

 

[Tiger2709]

Some flogs just can't help themselves but go off prematurely year after year. Maybe they have some weird humiliation fetish? Who knows and indeed, who cares. They bring the lulz and earn their backfire tags


Some recent examples picked totally at random:

Carlton a LOCK for the 2012 Flag

Read it and weep minnow flogs. I will continually update the thread throughout the year with new reasons as to why the flag is ours. :o:o:o:o

www.bigfooty.com

Carlton: 2013 premiers

I've seen enough :thumbsu:

www.bigfooty.com

Backfire - CARLTON - 2014 PREMIERS

I've seen enough. Wow :thumbsu:

www.bigfooty.com

CARLTON: 2015 TOP 4 STATUS

Have you seen our squad for NAB cup tonight? :$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$

www.bigfooty.com

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH... 2016 CARLTON FLAG = LOCK

Absolutely reaming the hawfies. "3 time premiers" can't get a touch. Our defence is now elite. Hodge & Mitchell look like plodders compared to our young elite mids. Casboult will win the coleman by 25 goals. Still got at least 10 guns to come into our side. Bay flogs are already in fear and...

www.bigfooty.com

IT'S A FEW WEEKS LATE.. BUT BLUES ARE A LOCK FOR THE 2017 FLAG

Best side in the comp by far. Probably won't lose again until 2024 :$

www.bigfooty.com

BIT LATE BUT BLUEBAGGERS 2019 FLAG LOCK

Enjoy pick 18 camrys. Seaford don't get too comfortable at the top of ladder you'll probably still finish bottom 4. Whoever we have next week bring the KY. :$:$:$

www.bigfooty.com

Which club/poster do you think is most prone to this afflication?

Im guessing its Carlton?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Shocked to be standing here but now that you mention it, the least-successful club of the 21st century does seem to have a penchant for going early...

GOING HOME EARLY AMIRITE Elmer_Judd ??

 

[James Colorado]

Shocked to be standing here but now that you mention it, the least-successful club of the 21st century does seem to have a penchant for going early...

GOING HOME EARLY AMIRITE Elmer_Judd ??

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Surely there isn't an inverse correlation between success and arrogance at play here? That wouldn't make sense on ANY metric.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

That wouldn't make sense on ANY metric

And yet...

 

[Trouto]

Some flogs just can't help themselves but go off prematurely year after year. Maybe they have some weird humiliation fetish? Who knows and indeed, who cares. They bring the lulz and earn their backfire tags


Some recent examples picked totally at random:

Carlton a LOCK for the 2012 Flag

Read it and weep minnow flogs. I will continually update the thread throughout the year with new reasons as to why the flag is ours. :o:o:o:o

www.bigfooty.com

Carlton: 2013 premiers

I've seen enough :thumbsu:

www.bigfooty.com

Backfire - CARLTON - 2014 PREMIERS

I've seen enough. Wow :thumbsu:

www.bigfooty.com

CARLTON: 2015 TOP 4 STATUS

Have you seen our squad for NAB cup tonight? :$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$

www.bigfooty.com

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH... 2016 CARLTON FLAG = LOCK

Absolutely reaming the hawfies. "3 time premiers" can't get a touch. Our defence is now elite. Hodge & Mitchell look like plodders compared to our young elite mids. Casboult will win the coleman by 25 goals. Still got at least 10 guns to come into our side. Bay flogs are already in fear and...

www.bigfooty.com

IT'S A FEW WEEKS LATE.. BUT BLUES ARE A LOCK FOR THE 2017 FLAG

Best side in the comp by far. Probably won't lose again until 2024 :$

www.bigfooty.com

BIT LATE BUT BLUEBAGGERS 2019 FLAG LOCK

Enjoy pick 18 camrys. Seaford don't get too comfortable at the top of ladder you'll probably still finish bottom 4. Whoever we have next week bring the KY. :$:$:$

www.bigfooty.com

Which club/poster do you think is most prone to this afflication?

See, my thoughts are that the Blooze nuffies are so afflicted with PTSD that its their only way of coping with the stress of expectation for the coming season.

They know they have a decent team on one hand, but they REALLY know that it will all fall apart when the whips are cracking.

 

[Pistol Night]

Surely its a vote for 2nd best as Carlton flogs have this sewn up already

 

[Elmer_Judd]

See, my thoughts are that the Blooze nuffies are so afflicted with PTSD that its their only way of coping with the stress of expectation for the coming season.

They know they have a decent team on one hand, but they REALLY know that it will all fall apart when the whips are cracking.

We overachieved expectations last year

Your troll logox

 

[Elmer_Judd]

BTW You have been warned flogs

I haven't come close to being an insufferable arrogant Blues Flog.

Coming soon, I'll be starting a daily bay thread (in jumper number order) testimonial of every Carlton player and why he is better than any of the bums on your list.



We are not arrogant at Carlton. We just know we are better than everyone else. Premierships is in our DNA. And in September Daddy is looking to cash in !

 

[Trouto]

BTW You have been warned flogs

I haven't come close to being an insufferable arrogant Blues Flog.

Coming soon, I'll be starting a daily bay thread (in jumper number order) testimonial of every Carlton player and why he is better than any of the bums on your list.



We are not arrogant at Carlton. We just know we are better than everyone else. Premierships is in our DNA. And in September Daddy is looking to cash in !

wood is in your DNA

 

[Elmer_Judd]

wood is in your DNA

If this is a penis metaphor than yes, it most certainly is

Otherwise I don't know what you are on about

 

[Trouto]

If this is a penis metaphor than yes, it most certainly is

Otherwise I don't know what you are on about

i'll give you a hint.

you have won 5 of them in the AFL era

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I haven't come close to being an insufferable arrogant Blues Flog

Don’t be so hard on yourself

 

[Tiger2709]

We are not arrogant at Carlton. We just know we are better than everyone else. Premierships is in our DNA. And in September Daddy is looking to cash in !

Did the Bloos get get Vaxxed back in the 90's?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

More like they got Vasectomies

 

[Trouto]

More like they got Vasectomies

...with two bricks

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Wait, there’s another way?

 

[JustaBattler]

...with two bricks

WC handed out some decent floggings to Carlton in past years - you got a couple of practise runs in for what is coming back with interest - so assume the posiiton

 

[JustaBattler]

Wait, there’s another way?

Ionic you have spent so much time bagging teh blues for finishing third- which is better result than your mib have managed in the the past decade sve for your no one respects flukey flag last year...

I think I can smell the fearfartz you are typing - sissy boy

 

[JustaBattler]

Did the Bloos get get Vaxxed back in the 90's?

and you can meow meow - pussy

 

[JustaBattler]

Surely its a vote for 2nd best as Carlton flogs have this sewn up already

I expect NOTHING

 

[NetworkNerd]

kreuze_missile owns this thread

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Ionic you have spent so much time bagging teh blues for finishing third- which is better result than your mib have managed in the the past decade sve for your no one respects flukey flag last year...

Pretty sure making a GF is better than 3rd (or 4th, which is where you actually finished)

I’ve spent much time bagging Carltank because a. it’s the Bay and they’re Carlton and b. they have done nothing but win spoons and waste draft picks for the entire century

So don’t complain about being disrespected just because the Dreamons gifted you your second finals win in a decade

 

[JustaBattler]

Pretty sure making a GF is better than 3rd (or 4th, which is where you actually finished)

I’ve spent much time bagging Carltank because a. it’s the Bay and they’re Carlton and b. they have done nothing but win spoons and waste draft picks for the entire century

So don’t complain about being disrespected just because the Dreamons gifted you your second finals win in a decade

Pointing out your obsessive-compulsive and pizzpoor attempts at trolling is a bit of fun on the side when there is no surf up across the road M7 - don't kid yourself as to your relevance - but keep the larfs (@ you and your fellow toofless ilk) coming.

If I were you I'd be less invested in a bunch of tattooed idjots blessed with athletic prowess and more concerned with your own accomplishments - whatever they be