We need a bald player!

[Roachy8]

Watching GAblett once again smoke the opposition last night and kick the ball that scored the winning point made me realise.... for the Tigers to actually take that final step and become a contender we need a chrome dome amongst the ranks.

Think about it, apart from son of God...
Even though I can't stand Judd, his bony skull has featured in many a heroic win for the Scum and even at The Weagles in his final years, he was thinning big time.
Chappy has personally won more grand finals than most and he has been a cue-ball for years.

There would be plenty of other examples too.

Now, we have had our fair share of hairdo disasters with Lids' various incarnations over the years... with the Mullet, Vickery and Dusty rounding off a pretty eclectic current bunch but it seems like it has been ages since a dude with a shorn pate has worn a Tiger jumper.

Last great baldy was probably KB and even he had a single hair comb-over action thingo going on rather than going nude on top!!

So Punters... gimme your nominations...
Which current Tiger needs to go undergo the full head exfoliation to ensure we make the grade from now on????

 

[Equus]

All of them.

 

[Roachy8]

All of them.

What - even Ivaaaan!!

 

[Nebular]

Griffiths. You just watch him fulfil his potential as he embraces his baldness.

Ability is inversely proportional to hair weight.

 

[DontArgue4]

agree with Nebular , it has to be griffiths, once he embraces the fact that he is bald and it is staying that way he will fulfill his potential

 

[Groupie_]

#standbygriffithstoupee

 

[Roachy8]

Thread actually needs posters with photo-shop skills..... not me....

 

[Hank Heavenly]

surely Jackson, with his improvement last year, get rid of the ranga, and i could nearly accept him!

 

[Groupie_]

Thread actually needs posters with photo-shop skills..... not me....

The KB special

 

[Royce Hafey]

Griffiths. You just watch him fulfil his potential as he embraces his baldness.

Ability is inversely proportional to hair weight.

We don't need other club's traditions. Baldness has never been our thing. Griff needs to adopt a proper variant of the KB combover. Five premierships will follow.

 

[Dragonss]

Need to have a bald player in every part of the ground.

 

[johnno77]

With todays trend of manscaping, it wouldn't suprise me if they were all bald 'down there'.

Just need to move the razor upstairs and Bob will be your mothers brother!

 

[cairo tiger]

dont get me started about not going for chappy

 

[smasha]

He was always going to Essendon with Barney Rubble there.

 

[tugga]

All the rangas should shave it off.

 

[Stylo]

I nominate Lennon. Something has to be done about that crop of his. 2 birds

 

[Jisha]

I just found an app for 99 cents on the apple store, Should I buy it to baldify our team and see the results?

EDIT: Absolutely terrible app, would not recommend.
EDIT EDIT: Dusty Martin makes the app 1000x better

 

[Equus]

Hahahaha

 

[Jisha]

Might just change the format as these pics are pretty large it seems

Dusty - http://i.imgur.com/ilMNRbI.jpg
Ellis - http://i.imgur.com/PM7CD7Y.jpg
Maric - http://i.imgur.com/T3H4siI.jpg
Riewoldt - http://i.imgur.com/gZDEETN.jpg
Kevin Bartlett - http://i.imgur.com/0CIdTFd.jpg

 

[Equus]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Roachy8]

Might just change the format as these pics are pretty large it seems

Dusty - http://i.imgur.com/ilMNRbI.jpg
Ellis - http://i.imgur.com/PM7CD7Y.jpg
Maric - http://i.imgur.com/T3H4siI.jpg
Riewoldt - http://i.imgur.com/gZDEETN.jpg
Kevin Bartlett - http://i.imgur.com/0CIdTFd.jpg

LMAO!
Although you should have done KB rather than just posting a normal photo...

 

[Jisha]

LMAO!
Although you should have done KB rather than just posting a normal photo...

Ahaha I actually did do KB (Not sure if you were just joking or not )
Here is the original - http://i.imgur.com/zCFhnel.jpg

 

[Wally Matera]

Might just change the format as these pics are pretty large it seems

Dusty - http://i.imgur.com/ilMNRbI.jpg
Ellis - http://i.imgur.com/PM7CD7Y.jpg
Maric - http://i.imgur.com/T3H4siI.jpg
Riewoldt - http://i.imgur.com/gZDEETN.jpg
Kevin Bartlett - http://i.imgur.com/0CIdTFd.jpg

PISSING MYSELF!!! Most of them look like they were dropped at birth. I didnt think Dusty could look more frightening... but **** me, who'd go near that silly looking like that.

 

[Greggy]

The KB special

Wow... that is... How you say it? Shit?

 

[DontArgue4]

HAHAHAHAHA omg that dusty one is f**king golden, im in tears. He looks like Trevor from GTA V hahahaha my god thats funny