Game Day West Coast Eagles vs The Bye

[FISTO]

The worst team since Fitzroy finally are on an even playing field this week as they come up against the bye.

So far nothing has stopped them in their quest to ruin Harley Reid's career.

For the bye its hard to see where goals will come from but Perf don't match up well against it with the talent level being about even.

The bye has form let us never forget their stirring victory against Porf back in 2011.



My predictions:
Andrew Gaff

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Andrew Gaff

Age

32

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.6

5star

K

15.9

5star

HB

10.7

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.0

4star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.5

5star

K

15.6

5star

HB

8.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.0

3star

CL

2.5

4star

D

11.2

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.6

3star

CL

0.6

3star

to punch thin air and knock out a teenage teammate who may or may not have been ducking.
Eagles faithful to boo anything and everything.
Darling WOG registering his usual stat line.
Kelly to lead the clanger count with a whopping 15.
The bye to double its win tally!

 

[Sun Ra]

From The Chaser .....

AFL officials bring out green curtain to finally deal with West Coast Eagles.

After another drubbing on the weekend, AFL officials have corralled the West Coast Eagles players behind a privacy screen to put them out of their misery.

Lovingly constructed by their match day cheer squad from crepe paper and sticky tape, the privacy screen displayed a simple, encouraging message of finality: “Enough’s enough.” Once in place, AFL Commissioner Gillon McLachlan, a leader never afraid to get his hands dirty, told the press, “The torture has to end,” before donning a black hood and stepping behind the shield.

The crowing Adelaide supporters singing “We’re the pride of South Australia” drowned out the sound of eighteen individual shotgun blasts which thankfully put an end to the Eagles’ season, the potential for future nightclub incidents or racist slurs, and having to hear ad nauseum about their one-point 2006 grand final win over the Swans.

It was later revealed that AFL integrity officials quashed initial plans to euthanise by lethal injection as they feared using needles would just remind too many diehards of the good old days.

At the post-putting down media conference, head coach Adam Simpson struggled to find answers stating, “I feel Ben Cousins is to blame.”

Fittingly, the West Coast Eagles’ remains are to be scattered across Subiaco Oval, another forgotten relic of Western Australian AFL history. The green curtain was reportedly rolled up and sent on its way to North Melbourne.

 

[Purple Suit]

They haven't started their rebuild properly yet and are still giving out 2 year contracts to Nic Fat (23/24) & McWhoppers (24/25). I was reliably informed that they couldn't afford to pay them in the first year due to salary cap constraints so they pushed it all into the 2nd year.

That means they are actually paying more than the cap for their whole team in 2023 + 2024.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Us freo fans need to strike back - im sick and tired of that ****wit Dan winning top contributor in all our game threads. I am angry.

 

[Mesc]

I honestly thing The Bye will beat them... 34 points + . Worst 2 seasons by an AFL listed team EVER !!

 

[Stronzo]

If they sustain another injury versus the bye it could be season over for them.

 

[Geoff]

If they sustain another injury versus the bye it could be season over for them.

There’s a VERY VERY VERY good chance of this happening. The parallels between this mob and Trumpisim is uncanny.


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[NetworkNerd]

I honestly thing The Bye will beat them... 34 points + . Worst 2 seasons by an AFL listed team EVER !!

Not quite

Worst is Giants 2012/2013. 3 wins with an average % of 48.67%

Next is Fitzroy 1995-1996. 3 wins with an average % of 53.7%

Then its West Coast 2022-2023. 3 wins so far with an average of 56.5%

Worst in VFL/AFL is St Kilda 1897-1898. 0 wins average of 31.3%

 

[Purple Suit]

Not quite

Worst is Giants 2012/2013. 3 wins with an average % of 48.67%

Next is Fitzroy 1995-1996. 3 wins with an average % of 53.7%

Then its West Coast 2022-2023. 3 wins so far with an average of 56.5%

Worst in VFL/AFL is St Kilda 1897-1898. 0 wins average of 31.3%

Extra game this year. If they end up with 3 wins over two seasons from 45 games, it's going to be worse.

1 win from 23 games also going to take the cake for worst AFL season too. Surely they will fluke a win though in the next 11 games.

 

[JoseMourinho]

The Bye is up by 50 points at the moment. No one is really tearing it up.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

eighteen individual shotgun blasts

Spared the guys listed on the interchange huh? Probably so they had someone left to carry the bodies. That's four more hammys waiting to happen.

 

[Sun Ra]

Spared the guys listed on the interchange huh? Probably so they had someone left to carry the bodies. That's four more hammys waiting to happen.

Simpson was also lucky to be spared. Maybe he is taking over at North next year ?

 

[Mesc]

The Bye going in a little bit complacent ! Could be it's undoing

 

[Reginald Perrin]

The Bye is up by 50 points at the moment. No one is really tearing it up.

In a stunning development, Shuey has just called for a head count on the Bye after Darling was brought down in the square by an "extra man".

After a close review of the video, it was found to be an empty chip packet that had blown onto the ground.

 

[Stronzo]

In a stunning development, Shuey has just called for a head count on the Bye after Darling was brought down in the square by an "extra man".

After a close review of the video, it was found to be an empty chip packet that had blown onto the ground.

McGovern is now manning up the chip packet in the hope of some crumbs.

 

[Purple Suit]

The bye has decided to not man up on Kelly and he is still yet to hit a single target.

 

[Stronzo]

Gaff tracking very well, yet to record a clanger.

Just the kind of game he needs to rebuild his confidence.

Rebuilding his ability to play footy however, may require a double bye: bye bye.

 

[Stronzo]

Us freo fans need to strike back - im sick and tired of that ******* Dan winning top contributor in all our game threads. I am angry.

Once again unsighted in his team’s match day thread.

 

[FISTO]

Gaff picks up the loose ball in space on the forward flank, looks ahead and sees 6 teammates unmanned.

Unsure of himself he turns inboard and chips it 20m to his ruckman who drops the mark.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

DanWA

 

[TazHawk15]

Since the young Hawks destroyed them by 116 points, I think it's fair to say the bye would win by about 7 goals.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

DanWA

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Don’t worry, it’s a Fred about his team so he’s guaranteed not to show

 

[Geoff]

Don’t worry, it’s a Fred about his team so he’s guaranteed not to show

No no no, he’ll show up. He’s a bit like a cheap Chinese EV, takes a long time to recharge.


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[DanWA]

Don’t worry, it’s a Fred about his team so he’s guaranteed not to show

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