Unofficial Preview West Coast Vs Richmond Banter Thread

[CM9000]

Richmond have a banter thread for every singe game on their board. Whatever the circumstance, they have an area to express their true colours - slinging shit at the 4 opposition supporters who can be bothered to show up. However, as a top of the table clash on our home deck, it's only fair for the banter to be hosted here.

Jack Riewoldt is a poor mans Josh Kennedy.

 

[archiemoses]

Richmond win one lucky flag and then act like they're the invincibles

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[kranky al]

black with a yellow sash makes them look more like they are trying to win miss universe not play football.

Harden the fkk up richmond

 

[ghost82]

One positive of playing Richmond is we will probably get good commentators who are completely biased towards Richmond. Oh Dusty has to be the most overrated player in the comp Shueys way better.

 

[RookiePick]

Doubt we will see much Yellow and Black traffic here. Tiggy supporters emulate their team and rarely travel from home.

 

[Tony Harrison]

Thank God they have those raised bars at the new stadium.
Pity about the hard turf though, got Nic Nat suspended.

 

[flamingEMBERS]

So will they wear their traditional AFL or traditional VFL jumper?

 

[Cotcho]

Your new stadium surface makes up where your teams lacking...hardness. Jack still pulling out of contests when he hears footsteps? Jack Darling that is.

Serious question:
Have those bizarre messages on hold foam hands made it to the new stadium? I'm not sure I've seen them this year. :S

 

[DickDunn]

Dylan Grimes is a poor man’s Brad Sheppard

 

[jesterx]

Looking forward to seeing us take you guys on at epilepsy stadium. Grand Final preview this early in the season is always a treat

 

[rmcq]

West Coast? So you’re not in Victoria then?

Good try building a stadium smaller than the MCG, and then a few weeks later the Vic Govt bribing the AFL to play the Grannie at the MCG for the rest of the millennium. Sucked in. Oh, and pretty dumb to get the guy that created the original Etihad stadium surface to design yours. Or so I heard. Only took them 10 years to fix it.

 

[woosha24]

Serious question:
Have those bizarre messages on hold foam hands made it to the new stadium? I'm not sure I've seen them this year. :S

We've got something even better than foam hands - an inflatable Eagle d*ck!

After Sunday expect someone to coin the term "Eagle Slap".

 

[Tony Harrison]

So will they wear their traditional AFL or traditional VFL jumper?

Interesting question actually.
Last time I believe you wore the clash for your home game and us white shorts. Not sure why though.

 

[woosha24]

Looking forward to seeing us take you guys on at epilepsy stadium. Grand Final preview this early in the season is always a treat

.....I will give you this one. The flashing light show gives me the sh*ts too.

 

[Dazzler9]

Hey Richmond, modern footy is congested and ugly and it's all your fault.

 

[Dazzler9]

Looking forward to seeing us take you guys on at epilepsy stadium. Grand Final preview this early in the season is always a treat

Lol, epilepsy stadium. Pay that.

 

[Suma Magic]

Alex Rance isn’t even handsome.

There, I said it.

 

[Grechy]

I'm so glad you guys have developed your ground according to the same specifications as the MCG. I really am.

 

[Tony Harrison]

Alex Rance isn’t even handsome.

There, I said it.

He's not bad for a West Australian though.

 

[captain cotch 9]

WCE is responsible for how Ben Cousins has turned out

 

[Dazzler9]

WCE is responsible for how Ben Cousins has turned out

You touched him last.

 

[flamingEMBERS]

Interesting question actually.
Last time I believe you wore the clash for your home game and us white shorts. Not sure why though.

30th anniversary game so we would have worn a tribute guernsey. We'll be in full royal, so I assume you'll be VFL with white shorts

 

[Suma Magic]

He's not bad for a West Australian though.

He’s the male equivalent of Gina Rinehart.

 

[ghost82]

WCE is responsible for how Ben Cousins has turned out

True that

 

[Tony Harrison]

30th anniversary game so we would have worn a tribute guernsey. We'll be in full royal, so I assume you'll be VFL with white shorts

The premiership strip , not to be confused with Nathan broad's premiership strip.