What should Carlton’s 2023 season slogan be?

[the avoca drover]

Over the years they’ve had,

”No passengers” (lol)
”They know we’re coming”
”Can you smell what the Blues are cooking?”

What would be an apt slogan for season 2023?
How about,
”Carlton, striving for mediocrity but never quite getting there”

Lets give Carlton ideas in their hour of need.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

“Pinpoint our pride”

 

[Sqotty from office works]

DON'T GIVE EM BACK THE BALL.

 

[Dinsdale]

"We are a pile of Blue Excrement "

 

[Tigerandy63]

Anyone for a 21 game season?

 

[Booger_t]

“Karma bus continues to run over us since 1995”

 

[theyellowsash]

"We're still coming guys, just running 15 years late"

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Close, but no cigar.

 

[zackah]

Is it too late to approach Clarko?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Look who we got from GWS!

 

[Bont2Bruce]

We thought you had to finish 9th to play in the finals

 

[Sqotty from office works]

“Karma bus continues to run over us since 1995”

Ah yes,1995.

 

[Cyclops]

No Refunds.

 

[Thrawn]

"We're the only team old Heimlich knows".

 

[awesome wells]

When are they gonna change their club song lyrics.. “we’re the team that never lets you down.”

 

[Booger_t]

Ah yes,1995.

Cheating campaigners.

Whilst obviously I would’ve preferred the cup, enjoying the continual fails over almost 3 decades of the abortion of the club known as Carlton is at least a minor consolation.

May the karma bus continue to back over you

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

"Did someone say KFC?"

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Cheating campaigners.

Whilst obviously I would’ve preferred the cup, enjoying the continual fails over almost 3 decades of the abortion of the club known as Carlton is at least a minor consolation.

May the karma bus continue to back over you

Wooooooooo buuurn.
Take in some oxygen Jane

 

[StMojo]

Fear us then wipe your arse with us!!!

 

[The Sultan]

“Last time we finished 9th, they let us play finals”

 

[StMojo]

If it looks too good to be true it probably is

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Carlton:
" 12 weeks of excitement"

 

[No_Spoke]

"September Blues"

 

[Booger_t]

Wooooooooo buuurn.
Take in some oxygen Jane

Sorry……you can clearly see that that I’ve gotten over it

 

[Foxman98]

“Holy **** you morons still have expectations?”