When can we say Clayton Oliver has gone full Ben Cousins

[crazywildhorse]

I reckon if they got a detective to follow him for a few days he’d make it the Full Ben Cousins.

Im not sure he’d go out in Perth style—running away from the cops with no shirt on. Good chance he runs off with no shoes on though. Or was the foot tattoo the moment he were full BC?

How is the going to wind up?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

It certainly is concerning.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

How is the going to wind up?

Poorly

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Melbum Culture.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Not a good look, both the driving whilst suspended and the bikie haircut.
If he's not allowed to drive a car because of a seizure, how the hell is he allowed to play football?
Might be time for the young tearaway to call stumps.
All the best Clayton, you had a wonderful career.

Demons midfielder Clayton Oliver charged with driving while suspended

The Melbourne premiership player suffered a seizure in October which saw him suspended from driving on medical grounds.

www.google.com

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Another aspect to this is that Clayton is living with Max Gawn

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Max Gawn

Age

33

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

and his wife.
I'm not sure who's rooting who, but, at the same time, it's poor leadership from Gawn to let him drive.
I think the club should sack Goodwin , demote Gawn and make Steven May

1

Steven May

Age

32

Ht

193cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

10.5

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

307.3

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

12.1

5star

HB

3.4

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

378.4

5star

D

12.4

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

captain.
Trade Oliver to the Gold Coast for a young mid and start again from there.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Another aspect to this is that Clayton is living with Max Gawn and his wife.
I'm not sure who's rooting who, but, at the same time, it's poor leadership from Gawn to let him drive.
I think the club should sack Goodwin , demote Gawn and make Steven May captain.
Trade Oliver to the Gold Coast for a young mid and start again from there.

I didn’t realise he was living with Gawn, imagine if he was living with Goodwin!

 

[Dee Train]

Look at all the minnows crapping their panties about the great premiership player Clarry Oliver. Set for a massive 2024. Brownlow and Norm Smith double coming up.

 

[Xtreme]

When he starts shaving his head Ablett junior style.

A stupid is as stupid does

Zero sympathy

 

[AvantGardener]

When Petraccas had enough and requests a trade to Visy sorry I mean Carlton

 

[Feraligatr]

He's gone off his chops mate.

Melbourne in crisis, worse than tankgate.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

As soon as they changed their name to Narrm it all went to shit.



#gowokegobroke

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[And_ROOS]

Look at all the minnows crapping their panties about the great premiership player Clarry Oliver. Set for a massive 2024. Brownlow and Norm Smith double coming up.

Was set for a massive 2022, then 2023, now 2024, and then soon it'll be 25/26/27 before he is jailed and traded to Poort.

 

[James Colorado]

Another aspect to this is that Clayton is living with Max Gawn and his wife.
I'm not sure who's rooting who, but, at the same time, it's poor leadership from Gawn to let him drive.
I think the club should sack Goodwin , demote Gawn and make Steven May captain.
Trade Oliver to the Gold Coast for a young mid and start again from there.

I think the most amazing part of all this is that Steven May is the most mature, responsible person listed here.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[James Colorado]

Was set for a massive 2022, then 2023, now 2024, and then soon it'll be 25/26/27 before he is jailed and traded to Poort.

Hmm, what'll he be longing for more, the parole date or the end date of that contract with the Paer?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Tell you what, Clarence is still better Human Being than Dustin Fartin and sex pest Jordan De Gropey

Perspective is needed.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Tell you what, Clarence is still better Human Being than Dustin Fartin and sex pest Jordan De Gropey

Perspective is needed.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Hmm, what'll he be longing for more, the parole date or the end date of that contract with the Paer?

I wonder how hard Paer campaign for prison bars at that point.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Tell you what, Clarence is still better Human Being than Dustin Fartin and sex pest Jordan De Gropey

Perspective is needed.

Drugs are a hell of a drug

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Tell you what, Clarence is still better Human Being than Dustin Fartin and sex pest Jordan De Gropey

Perspective is needed.

Lol. Dusty is one of the most respected sportsmen in Australia .

 

[Cyclops]

Look at all the minnows crapping their panties about the great premiership player Clarry Oliver. Set for a massive 2024. Brownlow and Norm Smith double coming up.

As long as he kicks straight, set for a big season.

When Petraccas had enough and requests a trade to Visy sorry I mean Carlton

Trac is a Pie born and bred. OK not his teeth but in his heart.

I think the most amazing part of all this is that Steven May is the most mature, responsible person listed here.

Gawn's 3 month old baby is showing more maturity. FMD who thought putting this sad idiot in with a newborn was a good idea?

 

[zackah]

He’s one set of chopsticks away from becoming the offseason

 

[James Colorado]

He’s one set of chopsticks away from becoming the offseason

Could the Clayton Oliver Award for the biggest off-season *up be the next major Bay award?