Think Tank Which club has the biggest welches, flogs, general lowlifes?

[FISTO]

Tuggers are massive mass debaters.

 

[bzparkes]

It's definitely Richmond.

Obnoxious everywhere you go and they all have each other on ignore anyway, which proves they can't even stand each other.

 

[jannissary]

Tbf, depends on the Hawfie. I get annoyed at the bandwagoners, too. Those who front up no matter what are normally good value.

half the campaigners i went to school with were bandwagoners. makes me sick

 

[zackah]

half the campaigners i went to school with were bandwagoners. makes me sick

Dude I just went through a year where the Broncos were shit and the Lions won a premiership.

Cry me a ****ing river

 

[jannissary]

Dude I just went through a year where the Broncos were shit and the Lions won a premiership.

Cry me a ****ing river

i frequently go to collingwood matches with my step dad. that's rookie league m8

 

[frggr]

If I asked everyone here which club has the most flogs that float between oppo boards and stuff not even relating to them but continuously speak dumb shit its hands down Richmond.
They have a reputation OFF of BigFooty about how bad they are on BigFooty lol
Just hand them the trophy right now.

I’ve found Port fans have been hit and miss. But their doomer shit over Hinkley is hilarious which I love watching their internal struggle over Port fandom and hatred of Ken.

Lions fans have been getting chirpy recently for a team that hasn’t done shit for 20 years but they do get that privilege now so props to them.

People always throw Blues, Pies and Dons in but I feel they are just passionate.
Great blokes to have a beer with even if their choice of team is just
But I still love you guys

Some of the Doggies fans were wild this past offseason, all kinds of claims and conspiracy theories.
Almost bordering on Tugger level bad but I think that’s just the “chip on the shoulder” attitude that they’ve built their entire club mentality on.

I’m sure peeps would think a Cats fan would pick Hawthorn but honestly find most Hawks fans respectful, honest and willing to chat. The hatred of each other’s teams are there but it’s definitely a respect thing. We hate the Poos and Wees, but man do they just never die!

Still in summary.

WELCHES - PORT

FLOGS - TUGGERS

LOWLIFES - SELECT PIES AND BLUES FANS

What a well written response.

Tugger shithousery (and not the good kind) made the Big Boss come down from the Mod Lounge to have a chat. I think their theory is "If we're going to suffer, we're going to make everyone suffer".

Well I, for one, want fall for their tricks.

I’m sure peeps would think a Cats fan would pick Hawthorn but honestly find most Hawks fans respectful, honest and willing to chat. The hatred of each other’s teams are there but it’s definitely a respect thing. We hate the Poos and Wees, but man do they just never die!

I agree with this - it's grudging respect between Hawks and Geelong fans, well, Geelong fans and all Hawks fans except Bosk and TazSquawk15

 

[catscratchfever]

in my personal experience the Essendum crew can be nasty + the Swans cheer squad are a sensitive lot.

But as far as the Bay, 18thmond and their hangers-on can always be relied upon to stink the place up. Putrid and persistent in their awfulness

 

[Pistol Night]

Crows. My missus goes for them and I lucked out last night so they can GAGF

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Crows. My missus goes for them and I lucked out last night so they can GAGF

 

[Pistol Night]

That actual game was the first game I ever took her to. We’d only been going out for a couple of months and I went apeshit in the last quarter and starting hugging other Collingwood flogs after the siren like a weird campaigner.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

That actual game was the first game I ever took her to. We’d only been going out for a couple of months and I went apeshit in the last quarter and starting hugging other Collingwood flogs after the siren like a weird campaigner.

I'm pretty sure this bloke is springvale_mackers because he whinges just like him.

 

[Pistol Night]

I'm pretty sure this bloke is springvale_mackers because he whinges just like him.

30 seconds of that campaigners life he would love to take back. Imagine how much shit he cops from his mates still. “**** where’d I put my beer? Oh here it is RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. It would of been less humiliating in the long run to get caught having a wank to Caroline Wilson

 

[Triggering Tiger]

30 seconds of that campaigners life he would love to take back. Imagine how much shit he cops from his mates still. “**** where’d I put my beer? Oh here it is RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. It would of been less humiliating in the long run to get caught having a wank to Caroline Wilson

It's so sad isn't it? I've been to lots of games where we lost by a kick but I never sooked like this.

 

[Pistol Night]

It's so sad isn't it? I've been to lots of games where we lost by a kick but I never sooked like this.

I went to 2 games in 2023. The only 2 games we lost on the trot in Hawthorn and Carlton. Instead of cracking the shits and abusing the 2 Carlton flogs I was with I told them how impressive Carlton were and we haven’t been beaten like that all year and the flag is theirs. Then sung the song with them after the game. They were that confused they forgot to hang any shit of me about losing

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I went to 2 games in 2023. The only 2 games we lost on the trot in Hawthorn and Carlton. Instead of cracking the shits and abusing the 2 Carlton flogs I was with I told them how impressive Carlton were and we haven’t been beaten like that all year and the flag is theirs. Then sung the song with them after the game. They were that confused they forgot to hang any shit of me about losing

That's the way you should act too good on you! I remember the last close one I went to there was seconds left on the clock against Freo and houli was kicking out and we are yelling to him kick it the boundary side so he kicks it up the guts and Mundy marks it kicks the goal and they win although disappointed I still didn't cry about it.

 

[Pistol Night]

That's the way it should act too good on you! I remember the last close one I went to there was seconds left on the clock against Frei and houli was kicking out and we are yelling to him kick it the boundary side so kicks it up the guts and Mundy marks it kicks the goal and they win although disappointed, but I still didn't cry about it.

I save all my tantrums for home where the wife adds such helpful comments as "So i guess they’re not winning then?". No ****n shit ya Crow flog

 

[jannissary]

i’ll never understand the flogs who leave games early. even when essendon is being thrashed ill stay til the end.

 

[zackah]

i’ll never understand the flogs who leave games early. even when essendon is being thrashed ill stay til the end.

Elmer_Hauser thoughts?

 

[zackah]

I save all my tantrums for home where the wife adds such helpful comments as "So i guess their not winning then?". No ****n shit ya Crow flog

I enjoy especially helpful comments like “what’s happening” after I have been yelling abuse at the tv for the last 5 minutes.

What the **** do you think is happening?

 

[Pistol Night]

I enjoy especially helpful comments like “what’s happening” after I have been yelling abuse at the tv for the last 5 minutes.

What the **** do you think is happening?

Then we get the “Who’s winning” after 2 overs of a Test match

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I nearly burnt the kitchen down today by warming up a double big Mac in the microwave (which was burnt to a crisp)

The McDonalds Curse continues

 

[zackah]

You eat reheated maccas? Dude

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You eat reheated maccas? Dude

It's my regular Sunday morning hangover brekky lol

 

[Pistol Night]

It's my regular Sunday morning hangover brekky lol

You do realise Maccas do breakfast now?

 

[jannissary]

It's my regular Sunday morning hangover brekky lol

just have it cold m8