Sport Why didn't you play for the Melbourne Football Club?

[Headless]

I wasn't good enough at football and also didn't want to. How about you?

 

[Proper Gander]

If anything I was too good. My glittering career was stifled by jealous rivals

 

[Proper Gander]

What if one of us does play for the Melbourne Football Club? I guess they can’t post here?

 

[Proper Gander]

This is a very strong thread concept

 

[Headless]

What if one of us does play for the Melbourne Football Club? I guess they can’t post here?

Thread ban, yes.

 

[Headless]

Maybe we need a thread asking for those who currently play for the Melbourne Football Club to come forward so that we can ban them from this thread.

 

[Proper Gander]

Former players shouldn’t be in here either. My partner played for the Melbourne Football Club. I’ll ask him to make an account so you can thread ban him.

 

[Bluelegs]

The draft has never gotten up to the 85745th selection.

 

[Bluelegs]

The draft has never gotten up to the 85745th selection.

People may raise an eyebrow about me rating myself within the top 100,000 players in the country but I believe in this circumstance the club would pick me up for my soft skills.

 

[Headless]

Former players shouldn’t be in here either. My partner played for the Melbourne Football Club. I’ll ask him to make an account so you can thread ban him.

Oh, I can't ban users, Proper. This will need to go further.

To whom should we write?

 

[Proper Gander]

Hey Scythe94

May I have a word?

 

[Scythe94]

Hey Scythe94

May I have a word?

You may have three

 

[Proper Gander]

You may have three

I very nearly accurately predicted this post

 

[Headless]

I very nearly

EFA

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I wasn't named after a draft animal, a town in Texas nor could I play guitar handsomely and I did not have a nickname related to how people with OCD maintain their office space compared to their colleagues. I also didn't share a name with a champion Bathurst driver so given all those options were taken, I pursued a basketball background but got beaten to that too by a guy named 'Scott' so I retired from trying.

 

[Proper Gander]

I wasn't named after a draft animal, a town in Texas nor could I play guitar handsomely and I did not have a nicknane related to how people with OCD maintain their office space compared to their colleagues. I also didn't share a name with a champion Bathurst driver so given all those options were taken I pursued a basketball background but got beaten to that too by a guy named 'Scott' so I retired from trying.

Is it actually possible to pursue a background? I mean, backgrounds are things that have already happened

 

[Proper Gander]

Oh, I can't ban users, Proper. This will need to go further.

To whom should we write?

Wait a moment.

I could swear you said once that you don’t observe the no ending in a preposition thing?

 

[Headless]

Wait a moment.

I could swear you said once that you don’t observe the no ending in a preposition thing?

It is a most silly Latin- based 'rule' that was never equally applicable to English, Gander!

 

[Proper Gander]

It is a most silly Latin- based 'rule' that was never equally applicable to English, Gander!

Well sure, whatever, but please choose your sentence construction more consistently from now.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Assholes didn't pick me, i was available

 

[Proper Gander]

I’m going to upgrade to watched with email alerts

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Is it actually possible to pursue a background? I mean, backgrounds are things that have already happened

Have you tried?

 

[Proper Gander]

Have you tried?

All I do is try, Injury