H2F

Uhhhh hey beavis....check it out. These chicks want me

Thanks H2F. I asked Tigerboyz if it hurt and he said "not much - Im not a virgin". Cool!

that's a disgusting picture Phil ...

jessica simpson and jessica alba

p.s. nice hawthorn socks on the destroyed arseh*le below. Was that binxy after you had finished with him LOL

A picture of Tigerboyz when Richmond signed Tambling:

Tigerboyz is a ____ing tosser. Used to hang out in TLC until he embarrassed himself so much he had to leave. He is the male version of Suzi but he still doesn't have a dick.

Jessica Biel???

LOL, i actually flew my mum to Perth last year to see him as a surprise, he's bloody talented for a ***

Hey mate, here are a couple more songs i wrote last year!

Oh and i'm not obsessed with Elton, they are just easy songs to change the words too

Song about Juddy before he went to carlton to the tune of Goodbye Yellow brick road :

When are ya going to come down ben
When are you going to land
Should have stayed in victoria
Should have listened to my old man

You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't re sign with you
I'm not a role model for your stupid kids
This boy's too good to be playing for the blues

So goodbye blue and gold
where the players love a rail
You can't keep me in this shit city
I'm ****ing going to bail

Back to the howling cold vic to play for the woods
no way im going to punt road
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the blue and Gold

What do you think you'll do when
Kerre leaves his K on the plane
Ben snorts a couple of g’s of charlie
and Beau starts eating goldfish again

Maybe you'll get a replacement
But there's **** all like me to be found
Superstars who get paid a pretty penny
for always being best on the ground

So goodbye blue and gold
where the players love a rail
You can't keep me in this shit city
I'm ****ing going to bail

This is benny singing about his midfield mate Kerr to the tune of daniel by elton john:


Daniel is travelling tonight to the game
I can see the needle point heading for a vein
Oh and I can see Daniel dropping some k
God it looks like Daniel, has avoided the drug testers another day

They say rehab is pretty easy though I've never been
Well Daniel says it's the best place as long as you've got ketamine
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Daniel Kerr, oh I miss him so much

Daniel my brother you are more addicted than me
Do you still feel the pain of the track scars that won't heal
Your eyes are ****ing wide and you snort more than I
Daniel you're a star off your face in the sky

Daniel is travelling tonight to the game
I can see the needle point heading for a vein
Oh and I can see Daniel dropping some k
God it looks like Daniel, has avoided the drug testers another day

Enjoy

Rotating mod avatars nowadays H2F ?

Tigerboyz should be fed his own foreskin as an entree to eating his own faeces

Shit mate more Pussy on your Wall than Play Boy H2F!Keyser Soze nice pics mate!!

Nicky a guy called Tigerboyz was bragging about the fact the he was the one who got your last Red Card, because he complained about some posts in TLC.

Do you know him???

What a prick.

i'm back in business.

I have a sudden interest in photography

That mums smelly towel story is interesting. I unfortunately have been there before. If you really want to get a flavour of the aroma, its a mix between John West tuna past expiry date and a used womens hygiene product left to dry in the sun. Im going to have dinner now. Be back soon

Id like to post something please.

zzzzzzzzz

After our pathetic performance i don't have much but i have got this:

I penned a little song for our Buddy. It's sung to the tune of Your Song by Elton John.....enjoy

Have another line Buddy, you’re pupils aint that wide
Plus you’ve got an injunction so you can easily hide
You’ve got so much money you get the best gear
Stick with Charlie mate, forget the beer

If they ask if you’re on the gear, again just say no
You’re so ****ing good the club ignores that you love blow
Coz in reality what could Clarkson ever do
You shit bigger than him every time you visit the loo

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down here
How you’ve got an injunction to get on the gear

You sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Those magic mushies will leave you quite lost
But the Herald sun's been quite kind while you get off your head
Coz if they print a word they’ll be sued into the red

So excuse me forgetting the AFL has a drug code
Just rack up another line with ya mate trent croad
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Your deals sweater than anything Wayne Carey has ever seen

If you are interested in seeing the most twisted thread on BigFooty since the Golden Shower thread click on this link ...

Be warned it takes you to TLC which is an adult section ...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328367

Keep up the good work Hodgey.

Ait hosties

Hey mate if you are single you gotta come out with Binxy and FooyFreak off here. Can't promise a girlfriend, but I will almost guarantee you will wake up next to a naked girl.

Haha mine ditched me to go to Europe a month ago, so back on the market! Have to say being single has been fun.

Good to see you brushing up on your knobs there Hodgey.