Porps_is_HOT_loz

Sorry Hoff.

A) God isn't real
B) Westhoff wasn't BOG, nowhere near. Cornes, Boak, Bentley, and maybe Cassissi > Westhoff
C) Porplyzia has bruising on his brain. Soft little bump eh?
D) Porplyzia could have thrown the towel in and called it a day a few weeks ago. But he eats nails for breakfest.
E) Westhoff looks line Jon Heder

Your the "rude" one.
Seriously I can't believe I was civil with you for so long.
Well not any more.

And you dont need to know why I luvva hoff either.

As a religious person, I take what you said to offence.

At least my man doesnt get carried off with a stretcher from a soft little bump.

We'll thrash you.
You wait.

I lol'd at your love of your life (lol) and thats it.

Come back down to Earth, and get over yourself

Y'know, all this time I thought you were a nice person but honestly, you are just like the rest of the Crows scum
Getta Life
Westhoff BOG today. Or maybe very close behind Boaky.
3 goals 4 goal assists.
Thank you very much.

It's horrible what you said... you can't just wish injury on someone... that's horrid.
If I play this weeks soccer game... you better watch out.

and PIHL you are obviously a horrible person.
How could you wish injury on some one.
Disgraceful

WESTHOFF GOT flipping 3 GOALS AND 4 GOALS ASSISTS;
HE IS TOUGH SOFT LANDINGS DONT STOP HIM!

... like they do porplyzia any way.

Yeah hopefully we win
Westhoff hurt his elbow Poor possum....

I'd rather a injured Porplyzia than a fully fit Westhoff.

I hope Westhoff gets snapped like a skinny Josh Thurgood did by one Brent Guerra during the NAB Cup a few years ago. Gold

hahaha yerrr... we are leaving tonight.
cbf'd doing my homework.. lol.
We'll probably get rolled though lol.
Well ya never know cos St.Kilda are our bitches lol.

Did you go to the crows game. I hope they lose.
hahaha
cya

well i'm off now - dinner
ttyl
cyahh!!

nahhhh I replied (to that lesbian) with:
Me: Is your name Justin Westhoff
Lesbian" Ummm.... no
Me: THEN NO
Lesbian: WHY?
Me: God your so flipping dumb. Get out of my flipping way you dyke.
Lesbian: No
Me: If you dont move I will kick your arse to flipping Beijing I'm serious.
Lesbian: *starts crying runs off*
Me: *laugh*

LOL! She really has a nerve. I cant flipping stand her

Well the weekend planned for me is
Friday : Nonnos B'day
Saturday: Homework
Saturday Night : Fly to Melb
Sunday: GO to footy
Sunday Night: Fly home

and thats about it. Unless me and Matty go WILD on Friday night rampaging through the streets like last time... but i doubt it. lol.

I dont remember but i think you won.
DO YOU REMEMBER SEEING ME AT ALL??

When we played you last your team (i'm just saying this because it's true) was so cocky and bigheaded. My friend Lauren hates your school lol. If you see a girl there with brown hair (straight) and brown eyes and wearing blue and white boots thats my best friend so you should ask her if she knows me lol.
My parents nearly made me go to your school as well cos they wanted it to be a co -ed school cos i went to SFAS for Primary school and they recomended both my school and yours but in the end they chose my school. LOL! I dont remeber you at all but I have seen your photo in the inter school soccer newslettter lol.

Today was absolute SHIT for me. I got so mad with my Drama and English teacher I nearly did something I would have regreted lol. I hate it when teachers spring assignments on you like they do. Now i have Drama, Science, Design, RE, English and Maths assignments all due on Monday which is complete bullshit because I am going to Melbourne on Saturday Night and on Friday its my nonnos birthday and my cousins and I are going absolutely crazy cooking and preparing for it (which will take up all friday afternoon and night) and I explained that to them and they were like "I don't care you better get it done and if you don't you are going to FAIL. I get straight A grades and finish my work all the time yet they never EVER give me an extension it's such a piss off. I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING TO EXPLODE. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I hate home work. And now I have the flipping westpac maths contest tommorow and anItalian test (80 per cent of our second semester grade) but I can speak it so i dont know why i am freaking out. GAAAH. And then i have to do this AsiaWise thing to and I am sooo annoyed. And I have band practise as well b4 the footy show. And then I have to pack.

Blahhhhhh. LOL!

Sorr if you dont care as well.

lol..
re: to your lesbian teacher
hmmmmmm
interesting

THERES A LESBIAN IN OUR CLASS AND SHE ASKED ME OUT
I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yuck
Yuck
Yuck
ewwww

I am completely disturbed.
It's disgusting. I am 100 per cent straight. (just in case you hadnt figured that out already)

LOL!

sooo any plans for the weekend?

yerr i am gud thanks.
Just over loaded in home work.
lol.
How about you??

I wish I wasn't going to the Port Carlton game nxt weekend so I could go to soccer lol. But my Dad and I go to every home and away game. Whats the point of going any way we'll probably get pantsed lol.

How was school for you?
Did you play last time we played you for soccer?

omg
.. lol.. yer sorry.. i was just putting my reply here cuz he puts his reply on here not on mine lol.
Are u on MSN????

Umm excuse me... I have never eaten a cheeseburger in my life so I won't be able to help him gain weight. I try to gain weight myself cos I look like a flipping twig. If you think the hoff is so skinny you should see me. But surely Porplyzia gets out and about at KFC and Hungry Jacks so maybe I could ask some one in my electives class who knows Porplyzia to ask Porps if he would help. I'm sure he would do any thing to cram down a few more servings of high fat, high cholesterol fried foods. Well thats why he's fat ayyy?

What about skinny tall lanky Westhoff?
Your right, Porplyzia is wider than Westhoff because thats how most forwards are built. Do you see Brad Johnson, Paul Chapman, Jonathan Brown or Matty Pavlich running around with twig legs and no muscle?
Perhaps you should teach the Hoff to eat some cheese burgers or something...

Anyway I wouldnt be complaining about being top 100 Porpz!
I wouldnt even be complaining if I was top 500.

Umm when did is say that Porplyzia is shit?? please, mates, Porplyzia's goals were gimmie shots. Easy goals. I dont give a f____ if 5 is higher than 4. Westhoff is 2 years younger than Porplyzia and Porplyzia is shorter and wayy fatter (and i'm not talking about muscle).
WESTHOFF IS OUR FUTURE.

He has sooo much improvement left in him. Hes gunna be sooo good

Porps_is_HOT_loz, it's going to be funny when we go to the Brownlow medal count isnt it. I''ll be with a superstar and u will be with an overweight "nothing" player who is stuffing his face with cheeseburgers. haha. can't wait.

Haha
Yeh Porps is a little gun

Well as for my dreamteam
Pretty disgraceful!
Had 15 zeros after about 10-12 rounds. Only Milburn this week has added to that tally to make it 16 zeros(which was this week when he was a late withdrawal)
Can't wait until next year though.
Ranked 3,200 odd
Where are you ranked?

HAHAHAHA
Porps kicked 5 goals yeh?
Wait let me count 5 is more then 4...
Wait Porps dislocated his shoulder in the same match and missed a chunk of game time...
To top it off he did it against Sydney and if you know anything about footy, you would know why I am mentioning this.
Porplyzia is Adelaides Future!
I may be a newbie to the forums but my football knowledge is far superior than yours.

Sorry for making your profile look so messy Porps_is_HOT_loz

Oh god I hope Hoff fades off into obscurity.

Porplyzia > Hoff, accept it, deal with it and move on.

to jimhouse

i don't give a f____ what you say.
At least the hoff isn't fat like Porps. He got 4 goals on the weekend and they were contested. So really you p___a i don't give a f___ what you say. I got what I wanted. And thats it. So you f___k, never say stuff that people really couldn't give a shit about cos it's just a waste a time.
for a newbie you might wanna keep ya mouth shut. You'll see in a few years Westhoff >>>>>>>>> Porplyzia, he's gunna be a ledge
Cyeaahh

Lol yes he's back but no its not good news for me.
Ahh traded him out for BJ quite a few weeks back and it hasn't really payed off(except for the last 2 weeks)
Guess I'll learn for next year though won't I, don't do silly sideways trades!!
And sorry but Porps is better then the Hoff *i love the hoff* person

Didnt the Hoff get dropped

Are u bakkk?