Valentino Dmitri

Valentino Dmitri

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    "Hello, i have no cash"

    You are my fun time
    My only fun time.
    You make me ejaculate
    When girls say nay.
    You'll never know, bear,
    How much I love you.
    Please don't take my fun time away

    The other nite, bear,
    As I lay sleeping
    I spooned you, and kissed your arms.
    When I awoke, bear,
    I was all gooey
    So I’m sorry but the sheets I’ll wash and dry.

    You are my fun time
    My only fun time.
    You make me ejaculate
    When girls say nay.
    You'll never know, bear,
    How much I love you.
    Please don't take my fun time away
    Please don't take my fun time away
    S
    i need you tonight
    cos i'm not sleeping
    there's something about your paws
    that make me sweat

    so slide over here
    and give jake your love
    i've got to let you know
    toys are my kind

    you make me SICK!!!! :thumbsdown:
    S
    oh well i'm the type of bear, who'll never settle down
    where the stray cats are, you know that i'm around
    i sex them and i tease them, to me they're all the same
    i guess its because i was raised, by jake who is lame
    they call me the wanderer, yeah the wanderer
    at home i'm never found found found found yeah (cos jake is such lame company)
    S
    *play banjo music*
    i come from yel tasmania
    my name is panda pooh
    i root all the dogs and cats
    cos that's wot jake taught me to
    S
    your panda is a sl ut and probably has loads of panda dog cat offspring from all the neighbourhood pets. You are a bad role model and all your toys should be taken from you.
    S
    No I don't have any teddies in my room jake. I don't adhere to sentimental tripe, i'm a hard woman with a very cold heart...

    hahaha not really, tbh, i had a big panda and a HUGE red dog given to me when i was born, i loved them and somewhere along the way my parents through them out, it was at that point i became a buddhist as a way to teach myself detatchment. I could never let myself love a soft toy again after the pain i felt over losing panda and doggy dog.
    S
    hahaha so keeping soft teddies on your bed and mixing goon with fanta is just your brilliant pooncey facade? genius.
    S
    NO. Fred hates people who break the rules and you pretending to be female so you can post in the ladies lounge is the epitome of what fred hates.

    Watch your step pal.
    S
    if you do that i will dob on you and you will not only lose your female alias, but also this one too.

    I am not bluffing.:thumbsdown:
    S
    yeah but you pwn the wrong people. Why would you pwn bombergal??? She's good, yet you don't pwn idiots like powerfat.
    S
    she has body odour apparently and not very attractive, the 2 that met her have confirmed this.

    i will get you to fight for me.
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