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Was Jimmy going to ice Karen when she went to pick up the dresses?

The possibility was well within Jimmy's capabilities. It seemed likely that the woman we came to know and love as Dr Melfi was done for.
 

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Dear @The Royal Sampler,


I love your wisdom (and free advice) on injuries


The Spanish GF hurt her shoulder this morning


For your case notes:

She got out of bed wearing a cute little tee-shirt

I romantically said, 'give us a flash!'

She lifted her tee-shirt and pinged her shoulder


1. Have you encountered this before?

2. I want her back on the field asap - do I consult a physio or faith healer?


WBW
 
Dear @The Royal Sampler,


I love your wisdom (and free advice) on injuries


The Spanish GF hurt her shoulder this morning


For your case notes:

She got out of bed wearing a cute little tee-shirt

I romantically said, 'give us a flash!'

She lifted her tee-shirt and pinged her shoulder


1. Have you encountered this before?

2. I want her back on the field asap - do I consult a physio or faith healer?


WBW

1. Not nearly enough.
2. She has likely had a minor impingement, by the combination of elevating and externally rotating her shoulder, to lift up the t-shirt. I suggest voltaren for a couple of days on a full stomach only, and a change of position on-field to minimise the impact of her injuries. She may prefer you apply the voltaren to her shoulder in gel form, to aid in adapting to her new, erm, role.
 
1. Not nearly enough.
2. She has likely had a minor impingement, by the combination of elevating and externally rotating her shoulder, to lift up the t-shirt. I suggest voltaren for a couple of days on a full stomach only, and a change of position on-field to minimise the impact of her injuries. She may prefer you apply the voltaren to her shoulder in gel form, to aid in adapting to her new, erm, role.
Out with Voltaren - in with
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Dear @The Royal Sampler,


I love your wisdom (and free advice) on injuries


The Spanish GF hurt her shoulder this morning


For your case notes:

She got out of bed wearing a cute little tee-shirt

I romantically said, 'give us a flash!'

She lifted her tee-shirt and pinged her shoulder


1. Have you encountered this before?

2. I want her back on the field asap - do I consult a physio or faith healer?


WBW

The return to play is all on you. Suggest you open with, “you can still read your book”.


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Started doing push ups each night. I’m up to 14 without stopping.
Also have done two alcohol free days in a row 😱

Not sure why you've once again taken the dramatic step of cruelly abandoning forgoing IPA, but I wish you well.

14 push-ups in a row is a wonderful start.
 
Started doing push ups each night. I’m up to 14 without stopping.
Also have done two alcohol free days in a row 😱

This is what I love to read. Well done mate.

You're already stronger than you were just a few short weeks ago.

You'll be an example to your family. The confidence you'll get from this will ripple into other parts of your life. Added bonus, you'll look better nekkid. :)

Awesome work! Hugs, J

P.S: LFP is also proud of you. Here he is standing in front of one of his taller mates. They get nervous without his protection because they're scaredy-cats. :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy: Also, he can't do push-ups.

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Interesting final three rows. Maybe I just got lucky.

I would like to devise a name for the situation when you end up on the final letter and know there are more options than remaining rows.

Maybe “last letter limbo”? SR just pulls out his safe word.

Worldle was no fun. Straight line borders sent me to the right continent but I was guessing from there.

#Worldle #68 X/6 (95%)
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨


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This is what I love to read. Well done mate.

You're already stronger than you were just a few short weeks ago.

You'll be an example to your family. The confidence you'll get from this will ripple into other parts of your life. Added bonus, you'll look better nekkid. :)

Awesome work! Hugs, J

P.S: LFP is also proud of you. Here he is standing in front of one of his taller mates. They get nervous without his protection because they're scaredy-cats. :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy: Also, he can't do push-ups.

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horses can do push ups. i do 50 every morning to make sure i am prepared for the pony wars.

and there you see a noble horse in need of rescue from the hoof of tyrany. stand fast brave horse. our special military operation will be there soon to liberate you from the yoke of pony opression and to depony the outer eastern suburbs. brunch to follow.

p.s. sexy nekkid jmac70 . ummm how is your belly button? just curious.

maybe you could be just curious too. no pressure
 
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I could have told Will that smart arses can't be fixed by slaps to the head.

I bet you could Swipey. :)

One slap can be very effective in the treatment of "smart-arse"... more might be needed in some people.

In certain extreme cases extra measures can be adapted to reach an effective outcome.
 
Might be a sequel on the way
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It actually gets better.


He wrote this article, stating that "even today's controversies are boring", mere hours before Will Smith took a page out of his book - literally!

We really do live in a simulation.
 
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