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[THE A5]

Sounds more like they'd like to make a deposit

Trying to charm him with humour. What a genius move Trucko

 

[Dazzler9]

To answer why - I (surprisingly) read today that he has strict morals and won’t shag before marriage. Explains a bit.


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Ah yes. Rupert Murdoch's renowned morals.

Also, I don't think the whole 'no sex before marriage' thing really counts after the first marriage, let alone the 5th, lol.

 

[Bender_]

She must be so excited for her wedding night, it's sure to be the most amazing experience of her life. Just give it 20 minutes for the pills to kick in. Then another 10 for the injection to work. And if that fails one of Rupert's assistants will sub in for him and do the job whilst he watches on, flicking through his phone checking stock prices.

 

[THE A5]

old news but news to me. Saw that Paul Walker dated a 16 year old when he was in his 30’s and he did the same things a few years before that with another minor. Not sure how these things never get spoken about

 

[WCErevival]

old news but news to me. Saw that Paul Walker dated a 16 year old when he was in his 30’s and he did the same things a few years before that with another minor. Not sure how these things never get spoken about

It was spoken about a bit, but his death overshadowed it.

 

[Truckosaurus]

old news but news to me. Saw that Paul Walker dated a 16 year old when he was in his 30’s and he did the same things a few years before that with another minor. Not sure how these things never get spoken about

Even predators turn into top blokes after death

 

[FKASC]

She must be so excited for her wedding night, it's sure to be the most amazing experience of her life. Just give it 20 minutes for the pills to kick in. Then another 10 for the injection to work. And if that fails one of Rupert's assistants will sub in for him and do the job whilst he watches on, flicking through his phone checking stock prices.

We do not need to hear the details of your sex life

 

[DanWCE]

 

[Mop]

The thought of someone subbing in for Rupert is hilarious

Get a mould of his Johnson made up and strap it on

 

[Godfather32]

The thought of someone subbing in for Rupert is hilarious

Get a mould of his Johnson made up and strap it on

I reckon there's a fair chance it would be mouldy too

 

[Goroyals22]

The thought of someone subbing in for Rupert is hilarious

Get a mould of his Johnson made up and strap it on

Sadly Cynthia Plaster Caster passed away a while ago.


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[Farang83150]

Look apart from Bender being better looking and more insightful and funnier and more articulate, what does he bring that I don’t?

Knows how to push stools in or something!

 

[Farang83150]

She must be so excited for her wedding night, it's sure to be the most amazing experience of her life. Just give it 20 minutes for the pills to kick in. Then another 10 for the injection to work. And if that fails one of Rupert's assistants will sub in for him and do the job whilst he watches on, flicking through his phone checking stock prices.

Smithers proudly supporting the withered murdoch love gun while applying a tourniquet over a pop stick as Rupert approaches the lucky bride!

 

[RookiePick]

You cynical bastards can't even recognise true love when it's staring you in the face.

despicable.

 

[Bender_]

The thought of someone subbing in for Rupert is hilarious

Get a mould of his Johnson made up and strap it on

"Listen here cob, I'm paying you for 15 minutes and not a second more. You make sweet love on your own time!"

 

[Freomaniac]

What is the saddest song ever written ?

Candle in the wind By elton John

 

[Truckosaurus]

Well that answer wasn't worth the wait

 

[Freomaniac]

Personally I like The Hu.

Saw the Mongol movie, its good. Got it on DVD too.

Yeah for sure.

That Dragon, Cancer was brutal. Played in once, was a blubbering mess, uninstalled and will never touch again.

Well I gotta see this.

I imagine the Cats in the Cradle type regret is what a Dockers supporting father feels like when they make their child follow Freo and they grow up and realise that they're both losers together.

Yep...

Well... I got an interesting view. If you know your team is gonna lose, especally to a team you dislike, might as well make money on your own personal misery. lol

 

[Keys]

Well... I got an interesting view. If you know your team is gonna lose, especally to a team you dislike, might as well make money on your own personal misery. lol

As a Freo supporter you must be loaded on this investment strategy

 

[Freomaniac]

Is it weird that I Am Australian makes me choke up for no apparent reason?

Well after back to back grand finals outside of Victoria in 2020 and 2021, The Victorians kicked up a stink about it, Regardless of the Corona Virus. lol

I remember Saying and singing this....

We are one, But we are many
And from all the lands on earth we come
we share our dream, and sing with one voice

I am, you are, We are victorian lol

 

[Freomaniac]

Old school, but a sad song

End of the Road by Boyz II men is another good but sad song.

 

[DanWCE]

 

[HoneyBadger35]

old news but news to me. Saw that Paul Walker dated a 16 year old when he was in his 30’s and he did the same things a few years before that with another minor. Not sure how these things never get spoken about

It was spoken about a lot at the time but the sort of people who idolise him would know and be on board with that.

 

[Freomaniac]

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Hermes Endarkis from Ship to shore? lol

 

[Freomaniac]

Rupert Murdoch is set to marry for the fifth time, to somebody he met 6 months ago, at age 92. Why would you bother?

I know why she might, but why him??

Well If Rupert Murdoch can still get it up with out Peformance enchancing drugs at 92 years old, Well why not. lol

Bender_ a serious question, Do you think I will see Fremantle mens or Ladies side win a premiership by the time I reach 92 years old? lol