Prediction Poult's Pantomime and Peculiar Plays

What will Poult's do this week?

  • Get a perm

    Votes: 4 15.4%
  • Go bald

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Go Commando

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wear Pink Boots

    Votes: 2 7.7%
  • Wear no boots

    Votes: 3 11.5%
  • Break a point post

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Headbutt an umpire

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Refuse to take Bevo's call on the bench

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Arrive at the ground by chopper

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Leave the ground by chopper

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yell "Get to the chopper!"

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Buy a chopper

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Discover he's related to Chopper

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Give Timmy a chop out in the ruck

    Votes: 5 19.2%
  • Chop up GWS through the corridor

    Votes: 4 15.4%
  • Call Toby Greene a pork chop

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Reveal that he doesn't eat chops

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Do the haka before the first bounce

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Re-sign

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Resign

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wear headband

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Get a Simpsons tattoo

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Get a lion tattoo

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Request a trade to the Lions

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Abuse Garry Lyon

    Votes: 1 3.8%

  • Total voters
    26

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I saw Caleb Poulter at a grocery store in Footscray yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet Caleb Poulter in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but Caleb Poulter kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard Caleb Poulter chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Caleb Poulter trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Caleb Poulter, you need to pay for those first.” At first he (Caleb Poulter) kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then Caleb Poulter turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Caleb Poulter kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 

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I saw Caleb Poulter at a grocery store in Footscray yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet Caleb Poulter in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but Caleb Poulter kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard Caleb Poulter chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Caleb Poulter trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Caleb Poulter, you need to pay for those first.” At first he (Caleb Poulter) kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then Caleb Poulter turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Caleb Poulter kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I'm shocked. Who doesn't take their own bag to a shop in this day and age. Shopping or shop lifting, we all have an obligation to do our bit for the environment.
 
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Reminds me a bit of Lizard Blakey. His looks and the way he plays. Hope he can become as good.

Josh Weddle showing similar make it up as you go traits.
They’re all very Indiana Jones like 🤪
 

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I saw Caleb Poulter at a grocery store in Footscray yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet Caleb Poulter in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but Caleb Poulter kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard Caleb Poulter chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Caleb Poulter trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Caleb Poulter, you need to pay for those first.” At first he (Caleb Poulter) kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then Caleb Poulter turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Caleb Poulter kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I think that story is made up. I have been in that shop. They have Cherry Ripes. No one would buy 15 Milky Ways when you can have Cherry Ripes.
 
We haven't had a cult hero in a while
We, the bulldogs? We have more than most. We have Baz, Flea, JUH, Arty, LJizz, LIBBA (he is a cult. figure superstar), even Caleb Daniel for being the shortest but such a weapon. CP is another unit to this bunch. We even have a cult figure coach🤣
 
I think that story is made up. I have been in that shop. They have Cherry Ripes. No one would buy 15 Milky Ways when you can have Cherry Ripes.
Eeewww cocconut

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I saw Caleb Poulter at a grocery store in Footscray yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet Caleb Poulter in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but Caleb Poulter kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard Caleb Poulter chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Caleb Poulter trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Caleb Poulter, you need to pay for those first.” At first he (Caleb Poulter) kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then Caleb Poulter turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Caleb Poulter kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Given he was of course using his left hand during your encounter. Its obvious that Caleb is a Jedi master.

"These is not the Milky Ways youse is looking for..."



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