Roast Worst Football Memorabilia

[King Corey]

I have a signed playing card from 1998 from none other than Brett Chandler.

How dare you imply that's a bad thing.

 

[King Corey]

Signed Tarryn Thomas

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Tarryn Thomas

Age

24

Ht

190cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.3

5star

CL

0.9

3star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.2

4star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

0.4

3star

jumper with last year's membership.

Will swap for food.

 

[Samsquanch]

Signed Tarryn Thomas jumper with last year's membership.

Will swap for food.

Do you prefer cheese or chicken flavoured twisties?

 

[Shagga is all Class]

My 2008 signed Ben Davies jumper. What an investment!

You could easily trade it for a Sam Power, Jordan Gysberts or Mark Powell.

Reckon anything Mark Powell would be as rare as hen's teeth though.

P.S. I have a signed match worn # 25. Had to look up the player, Jeremy Clayton (Magarey Medal 2005).

 

[north_lad]

You could easily trade it for a Sam Power, Jordan Gysberts or Mark Powell.

Reckon anything Mark Powell would be as rare as hen's teeth though.

P.S. I have a signed match worn # 25. Had to look up the player, Jeremy Clayton (Magarey Medal 2005).

I really liked Jeremy Clayton

 

[roos_fanatic08]

Loved Brett. Tough little nut.

How dare you imply that's a bad thing.

Definitely not a bad thing, just very random. I can’t recall for the life of me how I ended up with it

 

[Samsquanch]

Signed Tarryn Thomas jumper with last year's membership.

Will swap for food.

OK... I will up the offer seeing how twisties are not your thing...

 

[King Corey]

OK... I will up the offer seeing how twisties are not your thing...
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Twisties ARE my thing however in the words of David Brent- you have charmed me.

2024 List Changes:

Tarryn Thomas 2023 jumper exchanged for Future Round 2 selection (tied to SonofSamsquanch ) and Spicy Mustard Kit Kat.

 

[FlyHigh18]

Yes have sime of these they can go with all the other JHF items. Trying to find that David Noble coach badge another doozy

similar, traded for TT and JHF signed cards and now they're worthless

 

[Ashley B]

They are still part of our history but value wise pretty limited

 

[Ashley B]

Northaholics who’s this

 

[Bend_It_Like_Brown]

Northaholics who’s thisView attachment 1915666

Max Warren

 

[Ashley B]

How about this one a bit easier

 

[Samsquanch]

Forgot to add my North cup.

As a cup, this is perfectly functional, however it originally had a small module fitted into the base that played the North theme song on an incredibly pissy little speaker and was so bloody annoying it was levered out and dispatched to the tip in no time flat.

To give you an idea, it was like being at number 189 in the North Melbourne membership hotline call queue.

 

[tazaa]

How about this one a bit easier View attachment 1915678

Wasn’t he part of our vfl side in 2021 and 2022?
Do we know where hes at now?

 

[Ashley B]

Wasn’t he part of our vfl side in 2021 and 2002?
Do we know where hes at now?

I think he was. Always thought he was unlucky not to get more games at senior level.

 

[Ashley B]

Here is another one a bit more difficult

 

[marklovesbeer]

Here is another one a bit more difficult View attachment 1915766

It’s Mick!



And the badge is Cam Richardson.

 

[The Y Factor]

I’ve got a very rare signed and framed Mark Porter

Mark Porter

Age

48

Ht

199cm

Wt

103kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.9

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.9

3star

HO

13.7

5star

No current season stats available

D

9.4

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.4

4star

HO

12.8

5star

jumper, the famous number 17

It’s bloody huge when it’s framed.

 

[Samsquanch]

It’s Mick!

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And the badge is Cam Richardson.

Crikey, I wonder if I still have the cardboard Mick Martin face anywhere?

They were handed out outside the G but rapidly confiscated by the narcs inside the stadium as they might have been used as weapons, however I, like many other I suspect, was able to conceal mine and smuggle it out.

Update: My wife says she threw it out years ago when she found it in our filing cabinet.

 

[Ashley B]

It’s Mick!

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And the badge is Cam Richardson.

Well done here is another gun player

 

[bennymate]

Northaholics who’s thisView attachment 1915666

Warren Ben?

 

[Ashley B]

Warren Ben?

Max Warren

 

[Ashley B]

Crikey, I wonder if I still have the cardboard Mick Martin face anywhere?

They were handed out outside the G but rapidly confiscated by the narcs inside the stadium as they might have been used as weapons, however I, like many other I suspect, was able to conceal mine and smuggle it out.

Update: My wife says she threw it out years ago when she found it in our filing cabinet.

Don’t have a Mick one of those , but for some reason have a Matthew Richardson

 

[tales129]

Well done here is another gun playerView attachment 1915831

Gysberts