Banter TRTT Part 15: David KOCH on Epstein List!!!11!!!!!!

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Just buy a bigfooty membership farken. Think i got a lifetime one years ago. Chief deserves a few bucks for facilitating this glorious shitshow, plus no ads.
It's ****ed up that Mark Cuban got in first with 'radio on the internet' and got enough money to own an NBA team and a gig on reality TV and yet Chief getting in first with his superior 'footy on the internet' idea didn't land him enough cash buy the Carlton Football Club and a spot on Shark Tank Lygon Street.
 

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Lol. Just got a "Notice of Apparent Failure to Vote" letter for the Dunstan By Election. It actually gives you a chance to explain the reason I didn't vote. I'm wondering should I go with:

a) I completely forgot about it and didn't even realise it was on.
b) I was away that weekend
c) Why should I, and everybody else in the electorate be inconvenienced just because the local shirt lifting member decided to quit half way through?
d) I really couldn't give a * as they are all lying hypocritical bullshit artists who just feather their own nests.

All of these reasons are both true and valid. Do you think any of them will get me out of the fine?
For a serious response, surely your best option is to just claim you did vote by post? Should be unprovable?
 
Lol. Just got a "Notice of Apparent Failure to Vote" letter for the Dunstan By Election. It actually gives you a chance to explain the reason I didn't vote. I'm wondering should I go with:

a) I completely forgot about it and didn't even realise it was on.
b) I was away that weekend
c) Why should I, and everybody else in the electorate be inconvenienced just because the local shirt lifting member decided to quit half way through?
d) I really couldn't give a * as they are all lying hypocritical bullshit artists who just feather their own nests.

All of these reasons are both true and valid. Do you think any of them will get me out of the fine?

I reckon Option A will be your best bet of escaping the fine. It’s believable to forget about a by-election, it’s not like a state or federal vote that’s in the news every 5 minutes.

I got out of a Melbourne City Council election fine using this reason. I obviously didn’t GAF about it to begin with but also genuinely had no idea that voting was compulsory (as it isn’t in SA for council elections). So yeah, I plead ignorance and they dropped it.
 

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On my home state, devastated by flood:

(It’s google-translated, but it should be readable)


 
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Wow. That's a lot of flooded Bugatti's.

Don't know about Bugattis in our area but that's my Dodge Charger in the middle. This happened late last year..this time my cars were parked on a hill about 10 minutes walk away ....
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