Coach Coach for 2025

[Wedgetailed Westerner]

Whoever we pick ............ I will tell you all that he was my first choice.

Am I doing BigFooty ......... correctly or what ?

Well they will have been in my Top 5 so will be a great result

 

[bzparkes]

Was walking past a haunted house and saw Pyke on the porch with a Ouija board, talking with Ron Barassi.

Make of it what you will.

 

[bombard]

Don Pyke and the coaching candidates are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a better way to do that, I'd like to hear it.

 

[Roobs321]

our American Don testing out the marionette pliability



is also possible that Skipworth, McQualter & King are all disguises of a plotting Vicbias overlord

 

[Roobs321]

and now crossing live to our winged reporter perched just outside the watergate building

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

I heard we're going to build a very fast train between Sydney and Perth so Dean Cox can keep a nice short commute.

Or maybe some Futurama-style tubes.

Pyke finally spending those billions we’ve got in the bank.

 

[FKASC]

Spotted Pyke and King heading into Sexyland in Corio. Thought it was weird that King was testing out ball gags but who am I to judge?

I always smirk seeing that giant sexyland on the left when driving into the hell hole that is Geelong

 

[Roobs321]

veteran last dice hack assistant cold calls for the job and learns he flew over for nothing and cant even get a meeting

 

[Keys]

veteran last dice hack assistant cold calls for the job and learns he flew over for nothing and cant even get a meeting

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If you look closely you can see Tim Gepp in the background

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Whoever we pick ............ I will tell you all that he was my first choice.

Am I doing BigFooty ......... correctly or what ?

Actually, I think the correct way to do BigFooty is to claim that whoever we pick is the wrong choice, and to call for the new coach’s head the minute we lose a pre season scratch match.

 

[squashface]

Actually, I think the correct way to do BigFooty is to claim that whoever we pick is the wrong choice, and to call for the new coach’s head the minute we lose a pre season scratch match.

 

[FKASC]

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If you look closely you can see Tim Gepp in the background

 

[Seadog]

I saw Don Pyke walking with King and his hair was perfect.

AH HOO

 

[Yeahnahmate]

I'm not really too concerned. None of the three coaches seems to be anymore then a transitional coach sadly.

All them are B+ coaches from the
looks

Idiotic. Just say you don’t believe assistant coaches can make great senior coaches - which would also be wrong. And this is a very strong selection of them in the running

 

[daddy_4_eyes]

Idiotic. Just say you don’t believe assistant coaches can make great senior coaches - which would also be wrong. And this is a very strong selection of them in the running

100% agreed, not only are all 3 candidates standouts, but the names they beat to get to this stage of the process aren't anything to be sneezed at.

We've also reviewed our back of house, recruited some gun staff and will refresh the assistant coaches. Any coach that joins us will have all the tools & support to succeed.

 

[Wooshaaaa]

I'm not really too concerned. None of the three coaches seems to be anymore then a transitional coach sadly.

All them are B+ coaches from the
looks

yeh nah you haven't the foggiest.

On Pixel 6 Pro using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[flamingEMBERS]

Might be waiting to see if anyone went to Diddys freakoffs

 

[Bender_]

Might be waiting to see if anyone went to Diddys freakoffs

The cat was out of the bag when a dildo fell out of one of the candidate's briefcase during the interview.

 

[TOA.]

Getting abit tired of this dragging out tbh. I'm not quite sure how its taken so long to pick one of these untried guys, unless we were waiting to hear from a big fish.

 

[Wooshaaaa]

Getting abit tired of this dragging out tbh. I'm not quite sure how its taken so long to pick one of these untried guys, unless we were waiting to hear from a big fish.

Or a big horse!

On Pixel 6 Pro using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[new breed]

No-one wants to coach us !!

Now we have it down to three inexperienced assistant coaches BUT we can't decide because one collapsed after returning home from the interview ,other two have double chins and like going on walks .
Like just decide we need a coach can't be that hard .

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Getting abit tired of this dragging out tbh. I'm not quite sure how its taken so long to pick one of these untried guys, unless we were waiting to hear from a big fish.

Like just decide we need a coach can't be that hard .

We picked the right guy last time going through what Simpson has explained was a rigorous process.

I'd prefer to we do the same this time.

 

[FKASC]

The reason for the delays is pretty obvious I’d have thought.

Universal industry opinion is that we are pretty much the worst state in terms of our list that any club has ever been in and it will take 5 years for finals to even been a consideration for us again. They might be wrong. Some posters might vehemently disagree with the industry consensus and think our recent first rounders like Chesser are destined to win Brownlow's in the future. You can have your own opinion on the state of the list. But what is not debateable is that that is the industry consensus.

That makes it hard to recruit a new coach

 

[squashface]

The reason for the delays is pretty obvious I’d have thought.

Universal industry opinion is that we are pretty much the worst state in terms of our list that any club has ever been in and it will take 5 years for finals to even been a consideration for us again. They might be wrong. Some posters might vehemently disagree with the industry consensus and think our recent first rounders like Chesser are destined to win Brownlow's in the future. You can have your own opinion on the state of the list. But what is not debateable is that that is the industry consensus.

That makes it hard to recruit a new coach

This is probably a big reason behind why the club was hesitant to sack Simmo. The standard nuffy mentality of "sack them and hire someone better" isn't always as simple as that.

 

[Obeanie1]

I'm leaning towards the ex Richmond chap.

Only because we are linked to Baker and Graham and he has done a long apprenteship at several clubs.

Skipworth at 41 seems a little young and needs more experience.

King........,?????