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How about using pink balls RobbieF?

Holding the ball!

Doug Nicholls first played in 1932 for Fitzroy. Don't reckon there would have been too many before him.

I'd like to nominate Viagra Nasal Spray.

Rumour going around that the Eagles are going to re-locate to Tasmania. Something to do with their love for their Cousins apparently.

Let's settle this once and for all. From the archives: The shortest man to ever play AFL/VFL football was James "Nipper" Bradford who played for Collingwood and North Melbourne in the 1940s and stood a mere 155cm or just a tad over five foot nothing in the old money. Paul Callery is...

With which club did George O'Dowd feature?

Moorabbin 1983. Declared that the fat kid at full-forward would never amount to anything. Tony Lockett kind of proved me wrong in years to come.

Rather have the next Gary Ablett than the next Lindsay Smith. ;)

Old wooden pie stand in the outer at Arden Street catches on fire ... my brother yells out "Hot Pies" which seems to amuse the crowd.

"livered" for livid "bliztik" for ballistic "sighted" for cited

You left out option 4 ... don't eat at all, it only takes up valuable beer space. Don't get me started on beer prices at the footy!!

$2,850 on a footyquad for a $9 outlay ... took two anchors at the highest margin and a pretty wide spread on winner of the other two games. Had a big drink from that one!!

Lucky he didn't make contact with his balls, or else he'd really be in trouble.

Blatant wrong decision. The Swans player hung his head when the whistle went, clearly expecting the free to go against him. Doesn't matter now.

Let's set the record straight here - Brock was NOT a priority pick. He's a bloody gun though. Well done again to the Melbourne recruitment team.

Just a naughty boy ... definitely not the messiah, then. :D

The jumpers ARE confusing. At least Melbourne have the decency and common sense to wear an alternate strip at Essendon's home games.

I'm outed then.

Fred Fanning kicked 18.1 ... the one point was his last kick late in the game. Jason Dunstall went close with 17 one day.

John Hopoate would stick it up most of our blokes.

Career cruelly cut short due to a lack of talent and courage.

My Friend The Chocolate Cake did an instrumental called "Jimmy Stynes".

In my experience, it's always been a case of "Beauty is in the eye of the BEER HOLDER!" :p

AFL have said today that Melbourne can take a player who EITHER played AFL in 2004 OR nominated for the draft, which opens up the field a bit more.

ALWAYS tip Collingwood. If they don't win, you're still happy anyway.

Welcome to Australia Rick. Hope you enjoy our game.

Enough of this petty bickering ... can't you see that both are really crumby?

An optimist would say that glass of soda water is half-full, a pessimist would say it's half-empty and a realist would say that, sooner or later, someone will have to wash the bloody glass. The rest of us would agree that Gaspar is no good. :p

Should have stuck a bomb under it a loooooooong time ago. Absolute hole.