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Is there anywhere you can watch the game that doesn't require a sign up for life?

A set of knitting needles. If they'd have thrown in a ball of wool, it may have got it over the line.

Bob Skilton walks his dogs there every morning. It's a place for them to walk and have a shit where he won't be fined by the local council if caught.

What?

The best games I went to were at Princes Park. At least John ensured we had access to lukewarm UDL's.

The problem was he was at about his ninth club.

He was fine until he ****ed up the souvlaki chain.

Oh I don't know, a better lifestyle.

Yep, that's how I see him.

But they did suffer at the hands of the Blues so, no they weren't the best of all time.

Beveridge would have to be in strife if they have another average year. I thought he may have been in strife last year.

Really? Is he that much of a glutton for punishment?

At the moment Melbourne would be pissing themselves laughing.

Whittington? I'd hope not.

The competition had to put up with monumental years of shit from Carlton, on the basis that they were a big club, albeit almost broke.

Going back even further, the late Ernie Sigley. Made a career out of being the little Aussie battler from Footscray, but lived in Glen Iris and drove a $90,000 Mercedes.

You're probably right, but you're still coming across as a typical liberal party Hawthorn w***er.

Hes plan A, or B, or F, provided he doesn't have a defender on him.

Top eight? Even in your premiership year you only snuck in, got lucky with Sydney's injuries and have done so even since.

Stat's often do lie.

I somehow doubt that. When you've won a few flag's, you can call me little brother. ;)

Someone could alway's shoot them?

The umpires will see to it.

Not really. The umpires are on song. They've actually paid a free kick against the Western Bulldogs as opposed to them!!

That's actually excellent work.

He did the same thing in '99 in the lead up to the election. When it was looking like he was going to lose he (or his PR team) became all apologetic and started retracting. The man is a first class grub, a used car salesman

A top player in the prime of his career?

The greatest captain? No. One of the greatest whingers, yes.

I'm not sure that was the case, but even if it is, that would be the most embarrassing part for Longmire, being outcoached by I fink and fort.

It should be the new catch phrase of the day - Umpire zzzzzzzz - Western Bulldogs.