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I dreamt last night that Disco was making a comeback. At first I was afraid, I was petrified..... On SM-S911B using BigFooty.com mobile app

Had the neighbours knock on my door last night at 3am.....Couldn't believe it! Luckily I was still up playing my bagpipes. On SM-S911B using BigFooty.com mobile app

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Heres a Christmas joke: If you have a snowball in your left hand and a snowball in your right hand… what do you have? Frosty’s full attention.

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death

taxes

A mate of mine says he is getting into training deer for racing. He's always looking for a quick buck....

Went on a tinder date recently with a woman who was blind. We ended up going back to her place and while having sex she said I had the biggest penis she had ever experienced. I said youre pulling my leg!

I think Id sell one of my kids before I let BSG go...(Im joking of course) Id sell all 4 of them first...... :tearsofjoy:

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Im probably in the minority but i just dont see it with Dean. I dont think he is ever gonna make the step up to AFL level. Id much rather we cut him loose and sign a known quantity in Tomlinson, regardless of the amount of that quantity, its still better than Dean.

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My wife gave birth today and after thanking the doctor I pulled the midwife aside and sheepishly asked so how soon do you think we can have sex? She smirked at me and said I get off in 10 minutes......

Im listening now. Kane said Dan McStay isnt a key forward. When pressed from Sam that he is, kanes response: "Thats like saying Jack Lukosius is a key forward"........

Yeah I missed it but did want to listen in to see what they would say. I can guess it was probably this: Kano: If they dont win it in 2025 its a wasted season. Sam: Dan Houston wants to play for Carlton....

Received a work email saying its "Jamaican hairstyle day" at work tomorrow. Im dreading it.....

Had the inlaws over for dinner and told them I was cooking Alligator for dinner. My mother in law was shocked and she asked what was I gonna cook it in? I said its ok I have a croc pot

Went to use my printer and a pop up on the screen said to replace the Cyan cartridge. That was completely out of the blue.......

Arnies invite to this years Halloween party said it was a famous composers theme. He said "Ill be Bach"

At my last party I got 99 people up to sing Africa by Toto. Cause its nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do....

hamburglar

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Im usually late to the party on shows. Didnt watch GoT until at least season2 was just about done. Sons of anarchy had 3 full seasons before I "discovered" it. I have recently watched Banshee and thought it was good but season 3 is just ridiculously bad so I have dropped it.

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