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Ken Hinkley is actually a Chinese agent tasked with conditioning us to life under an eternal regime. The tea stunt was just a ruse he loves the stuff!

Not the pool? Stiff. Narrator: He was.

The John and Danny Butcher Family Stand.

I’ll take it.

I can’t not laugh at it. It’s America’s Succulent Chinese Meal.

I love it when he’s rolling through all the examples. I’m in tears when he drops “Can you lend a N-word a pencil?”

This looks sick.

I’ve been there a couple of times and yeah it was freezing. Coldest I’ve been at the footy apart from Ballarat bloody hell that was bad honestly thought I’d get frostbite.

The roof is way better for tourism and hosting non-sporting events. Hobart’s entertainment centre only holds about 5000 people. There’d be heaps they miss out on now because it’s not worth the trouble but that changes if they can triple/quadruple capacity. If they build it without a roof...

You’re your own father as soon as that shed door shuts.

I don’t either but I’m reading it as an ESL “Who’s your daddy?”

The breath of desperate man at the TAB with chronic acid reflux.

I enjoy craft beer a lot more when I’m out somewhere and they only have a couple of options or at a brewers HQ and it’s just their range. Yeah you get ripped off but that happens everywhere and most are pretty good now at making something tasty. Absolutely can’t stand the buying experience at...

The Dark Ale goes alright too.

Worst thing craft beer has done is normalise that 16 can mini slab horseshit and still ask $70 for it.

Yeeeah I’ve probably criticised religious people 1000x more than I have WGT and his new age alt med mind virus.

The National Obsession drawing a smaller crowd than North Melbourne. Kanga kanga kanga cricket

Sounds lit fam

Please it’s clearly seasonal. Cricket has its time to shine for about 6-8 weeks before it fades into obscurity for the rest of the year and that’s only if we’re playing England or India. No one apart from the tragics gives a toss when it’s Pakistan or the West Indies. Then the Australian Open...

Nah the whole country cracked the sads after the 90s/00s golden era ended and the rest of the world caught up to varying degrees. Not only that but I’d even go as far to say that cricket is considered flat out lame by most sub-30 year olds. There’s nowhere near the interest there was when I was...

I know jack shit about darts I just threw it in there as a “darts whatever” with emphasis on the whatever. It doesn’t matter what the sport is. It’s the David vs Goliath sh1t that Aussies froth over. 2006 World Cup for example. Next to nobody gave a crap about soccer in this country until it...

No Australia’s sporting identity is more about punching above our weight in any sport. Cricket, swimming, cycling, sailing, darts whatever as long as we’re winning and as the perceived underdog. It’s essentially the Aussie battler in active wear.

The olympics was hilarious, not a single gold medal. Even their arch nemesis Pakistan bagged one.

Ken father of Ports

The whinging is ridiculous. The ball deviates by half a metre. Snicko uses the stump cam mike so it’s no surprise it didn’t pick up the ball hitting the gloves at head height.

AFL STARS RETREAT ALONG POINT NEPEAN ROAD

Hope they finish Hok bottom.