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He's from NSW, so he won't get the Damien Martyn treatment.

Who'd believe an SCG test where the designated spinner doesn't bowl an over in the second innings? (Waits for a certain poster to list every instance since 1877 where this has happened)

The West showing their class today...

"Can I call you Brian, or do you prefer Cox?"

They're minefield batting atm - just get as many as you can before the pitch gets you out.

"Oh dear, it's hit him in the groin."

Sponsors getting a bonus while the batters are getting battered...

Yep - in 500ml cans in this weather...

They stopped mining coal Tyneside?

Yay, Marsh can stink it up for the Orange Team now.

Eh, I'm just waiting for the new Doobie Brothers album (featuring Michael McDonald!!) to hit the toob so that I can get back to my favourite yacht/dad rock genre.

Not DT or EM, it seems. Oh well. At least one person was killed and seven wounded when a Tesla Cybertruck exploded outside a hotel belonging to the United States president-elect Donald Trump in Las Vegas, police said.

Cricket was invented to give footy players something to bet on during the off season.

Ballshit

Oops...

The rellies I stay with at Christmas always serve up nothing but ham and turkey for about 5 days straight, but once that's finished they do a curry (neither ham nor turkey), which really 'clears the mechanism'.

I thought it was puerile by Head, but happy to see Indian fans being outraged by it.

lol - I know the Brits hand out knighthoods like elephant stamps these days, but at least it's usually to someone who has achieved something - the latest one is Sir Gareth Southgate. I guess Harry Kane will only have to wait a year or two for his.

I wonder what the breakdown is of that 35% between ones he's given out vs not out - ie, is he incompetent, or just lazy/gun shy and happy to handball the decision upstairs?

Fraser-McGurk is more Ginnivan than Horne-Francis

Youse Port supporters - why so pessimistic?

Game. Over.

Yeah - having a Christmas tree up at the same time as tucking in to Hot Cross buns wouldn't be quite right.