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    Review Dees v Maggies Götterdämmerung - the Twilight of the Gods: the good, bad bad and fugly

    Well it all comes to an end tonight. The augurs are pensive. Please share your thoughts after the game, Collingwood not by 100 points plus
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    Review Dees v Suns - Good Bad & Fugly

    Friends, share your views after the game. Aliens Romulus is a competemt film at best
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    Review Dees v West Horsham Port: the Good, Bad & Fugly

    My friends, this is going to be uglier than the Race of the Three Legged Dogs. They owe us. Form in August is everything: Poort have it in spades. Anything less than a 50 point pumping would be a godsend. But the end if not yet. Poort by 85 points and the Devil take us all . . .
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    Review Dees v Western Fail Dogs: the Good, Bag and Ugly - Woof

    Friends, whatever might happen to you in life - you might have no hair, a bad wife, no cash and a dead-end job where you're the human mattress at Barwon Prison on a nightly basis - no matter what happens, you can always re-live Clayton Oliver's Fist of God Goal from 3Q 2021 - an eternal victory...
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    Review Dees v the Scully-ites of GWS: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    Friends, I for one have not forgotten nor forgiven that disgusting little Merc and his blob of an old man. In Man on Fire, Denzel Washington asked "Do you think that God will forgive us for what we have done?" I dont know the answer to that question. Tonight is another reckoning where the ghost...
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    Review Dees v Freo (the Joe Dirts of Perf): Good, Bad and Fugly

    Brothers and sisters, for the most part of its existence, I thought that Fweo was trying to "out-StKilda St Kilda" - both of them, after all, share the ignominy of having Ross Lyon coach their defence-time lists. Now, of late, Fweo is becomng what they sould have been from their inception in...
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    Review Dees v Brad's Bummers: the Good, Bady * Fugly

    These are dark days, my friend, when even the mantra "At least we are not the Aints under Dross Lyin" rings hollow. With the loss of so many legions, at least we will be spared the spectacle of Charlie Spargo playing in the ruck against that Uber-Bogan from the Bummers. Essendon has spent the...
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    Review Dees V Lions: the Bad, Fugly and Abominable

    Friends, share your thoughts after this debacle. Lions by plenty, say, 87 points.
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    Review Dees v Norf - the Good, Bad & Fugly and a Happy Norf to you all

    Friends, welcome to the Place of the Skull where 2021 is but a dim memory and being beaten up by Norf is the least of our troubles. Norf by2 26 points - but the end is not yet. Share your trauma after the game!
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    Review Dees v Maggies at the Last Chance Saloon: the Good, Bad and Season Ending

    God help us if Collingwood had no injuries. They are still going to beat us by 27 points. thanks also to the Weideman family for costing us at least two premierships - 1958 and the National Draft. Share your misery after the game
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    Review Dees v Freo - Good, Bad & Fugly. CHEER LOUDER 🤯

    Friends comment after the game. Freo by 40 points
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    Review Dees v the Aints: the Good, Bad & Fugly

    Friends, the Aints are the Joe Dirts of the league but over the past twenty years, we have struggled against them. today will be no different. Aints by 5 points in another Dross Lyin' Special
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    Review Dees v Eagles and the Ghost of Murray Wrensted: the Good, Bad & Fugly

    Friends and Brothers, please share your thoughts after the game. Eagles by 21 points.
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    Review Dees v Handbaggers – The Good, Bad & Ugly

    God I loathe the Handbaggers. What a shame that they'll trounce us tonight by 11 points.
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    Review Dees v Tigers: Good Bad & Fugly

    Two goals deep into Q2 - the augurs are pensive and so am I. Tigers by 17 points!
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    Review Dees v West Horsham - Good, Bad & Fugly

    Friends, VB is ditch-water compared with West Horsham's nectar of the gods . . . . West End Lager. I will be keenly watch this debacle (Crows by 10 points) to determine the WH bogans are more inbred than their Port counterparts.
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    Review Dees v Port West Horsham: Good, Bad and Fugly

    Friends, in this town with neither cranes and nor teeth, I predictthat Port West Horsham, spearleaded by that latter-day goliath Charlie Dixon, will defeat our boys by four points
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    Review Dees v Orks: Good, Bad & Fugly

    Friends, nothing will ever expiate the pain of 87 and 88 for us older guys. Share your thoughts after the game. Orks by 17 points
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    Review Dees v the Western Bulldogs & the Ghost of Scragger – the Good, Bady & Fugly

    Friends I have always hated Bevo, even when he wore the Red and the Blue and paraded around in that loathsome Jack of Diamonds mullet. Please share your thoughts after the game - Western Faildogs by 15 points
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    Review Dees v Swans - the Good, bad and Fugly

    Dont you just hate that shitty little ground - the SCG? Swans by 10 points. Share your angst after the game - and it is good to be back!
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    Review Dees v Carrrrrrlton: Good, Bad & Fugly

    Friends, the Battle of Châlons is one of the bloodiest battles to have occurred towards the end of the Western half of the Roman Empire. It pitted Aetius, the last of the great Roman generals, against Attila the Hun and his minions. The battle was so bloody, it is said that the spirits of both...
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    Review Dees v Maggies: the Good, Bad & Fugly

    Beset with doubt, i consulted the augurs. In haughty tones, they told me that there is nothing new under the sun, For example, in the year of grace 378, the legions of Rome were vanquished at Adrianople by a Gothic incursion. The Emperor himself fell in battle. His body was never recovered. Nor...
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    Review Dees v Swans - Good, Bad & Fugly

    I dont care if we win by 186 points. I dont care if we lost by a similar margin. I dont care if BF kicks over 18 goals. I JUST WANT NO INJURIES !!!! Please share your thoughts after the game! Swans by 9 points
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    Review Dees v Orks: Good, Bad & Fugly

    They haunt me yet in my dreams and nightmares alike: Hudson, Scott, Hendrie, Crimmins, Moncrief, Michael Byrne, Dermie, Dunstall, Ayres, Buckenara and Crawford, accompanied by their legions of late. To attend a match at VFL Park was to lose to the Wee and Poo. We beat them in 1971 - the next...
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    Review Dees v Big Jack's Hacks: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    The augurs are pensive. So too the Legion – it’s restless. An Evil long thought extinct or emasculated down to bone has risen from Hell – to the acclaim of Big Jack and Big Dick Pratt (who are domiciled in that fiery domain with red-hot pokers up their clackers). Accompanied by thousands of...
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    Review Dees v Norf: Good, Bad & Fugly

    Friends, as the airlines buckle under the demand to fly spectators to Tassie for this Match of the Century, please share your thoughts after the game.
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    Review Dees v Tigers and the Ghost of Dimma's Trouser Snake: the Good, Bad and Ugly

    Friends, I have a deep love of Dimma, his selflessness and commitment to the cause. He's a gracious man. Loyalty is his leitmotiv. When he yapped "Team first, individual second!" who could question this legend of the game? Anyway, after this panegyric, please share your thoughts after our...
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    Review Dees v West Horsham Crows: the Good, Bad and Fugly

    Comrades, please share your thoughts after the game wherein the Dees were humliated by the Crows by 22 points.
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    Review Dees v Lions: the Good, Bad & Fugly

    My brothers and sisters, if we win tonight, I will be amazed. Gawd we need Clarry back. My genuine prediction: Lions by 40 points.
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    Review Dees v the Aints - the Good, Bad and Fugly!

    Well at least Ross can no longer start with ten guys behind the bounce. Even so, this is going to be a forgettable, low-scoring affair where the Aints will prevail by 9 points. Please share your ennuui after the debacle. Once were Kings!
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