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Looking forward to Josh performing at a level identical to where he's been at this year only for the media to run with either the "sam mitchell is a genius unlocking his star potential" or "ross lyon is a boring coach who couldn't get the best out of star josh battle" narratives

Someone let Max know that Darcy can't kick it 130 metres

17 teams in the league rush that behind and quickly take a pressure free kick and start a counter Not our mob. Half the squad are genuinely brain-dead

You couldn't train a team of players to be this horrific going forward. If you lined them up for every minute of every session and instructed them to kick the ball as wayward as possible they wouldn't produce results like this

Rather be watching garcia or hastie playing poorly than bonner getting 20 plus disposals

Can we spend a session this week going over the rushed behind rules and making the team realise there's no need to panic kick like that lol

Umps just gifted simpkin 5 metres with that mark spot lol

One of the great umpiring displays tonight

That membrey drop is absolutely brutal. At worst its a deep entry and a chance to set up behind the ball that's become an easy rebound for port and a flip of the field. Just cannot happen

Worst thing about our injury list is it makes it harder to drop these potatoes. Quite a few of them need a solid wake up call via a spell in the 2s

Dogs out here throwing passes mahomes would be proud of yet the only one to get pinged for it is Garcia who had the ball knocked out in a tackle whilst trying to handball lol

Umps ignored the last 4 free kicks for st kilda then pinged us on the first 50 50. Hard enough to win when were playing this bad without the ****wits giving the dogs their normal treatment

I think we should try erratic bombs to 1 v 3 a bit more. They have to come good at some point

How do they miss that throw!

Forwards arent creating space and There's no pressure on the ball when its coming out

Maybe this  time we'll learn to convert and put games to bed when we have our chances... Ah who am I kidding

Its an apology for last week lol

3 or 4 stupid errors and its back on

Boys have gone to sleep

There's extreme pressure from both sides and pies are handling it better. Their dump kicks forward are being contested, ours are turnovers that are flying back because their defenders are positioned in far smarter areas. Even when we create a turnover theres a pie player there to slow the...

Our forwards are nowhere to be seen when the quick rushed kicks come in. It should be their speciality by now. Midfield is playing quite well

When other sides get a clean clearance from the centre its like an 80% chance it'll wind up a shot at goal When we do it its 70% turnover, 20% to a contest, 10% out on the full

How does no single forward contest that shot from King? You cant let them take an uncontested mark

Had our chances to get in front, shit ourselves and umpires took over. Two of the worst frees youll see and its game over

Would have loved band 1 but if it was a trade situation and they offered pick 21 I would have accepted that without hesitation. Wish Gresh nothing but the best but we've done very well out of it

There are always guns found late in drafts. It's probably more luck than anything but they are always there. Every draft tends to have one or two that everybody misses

The good news here is history suggests that the players essendon aggressively recruit before completely cocking up the actual acquisition process in a very public and embarrassing matter tend to kick up a level or two and become genuine superstars after the bombers farcical display is over...

Off season is 3 days old and the essendon hype machine is back in its regular cycle. Gresham Goldy and McKay look out! They fall for the same shit every year

Either Dodoro has written that piece himself or it's just Ralphy doing what Ralphy does best (speculating without a clue)

Was pretty shitty during the second term but we did well to fight back. However, unfortunately, that is where the game was lost. I thought the players we feel good about played fine and the players we've got questions on were pretty poor. So we didn't really learn anything new. Mids need help...