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Did anyone see me kick the first goal today? Max Ellis can suck my ass

Still waiting by the shipping container for my ‘moondogging’ from FullRoastChook

Do us all a favour and keep an eye on the coach down there, apparently he has a tendency to drop magnets in his moondogs according to the early morning ramblings of FullRoastChook

Ex Jocs Coach actually, I know where the container is…. sleeping with the light on again, posting at 4:40am?

You all still alive? Been pretty quiet on bf recently. hansie how you travelling champ? boratlover any recent beach trips mate? Would love to see some pics… Go Snakes, Go Jocs. Bud.

Four hundy…extra fiddy for oat milk allowance

I think the penny has fallen through the crack. They’re a bag of liquorice all sorts atm.

Just like the dons the cobbies will be found out as pretenders soon enough. Big love, Budwar.

Heard a Little rumour down at the st.kilda BWS today that Albert Parks defensive strategy today was nipple twisters. Not confirmed but as neutral supporter this is a solid strategy against a top side. Coaching master class. GG Stay vert, Bud

Comedy festival is in April champion. Keep your humour away from this serious D3 footy forum please Grey.

Sorry been at a wedding. What’s up?

G-train and Stevie Milne?

Can you elaborate TB? First bagpipes and now drums, what are the doing up there? Vafa footy and especially the old tip men of NB used to attend the school of hard knocks, now it looks like they are attending the school of Scottish rock. On another note, I heard a bloke running around was named...

Great work BL, got one of me own. Roses are red, violets are blue, Canterbury cheated, they’re supposed ta be in div two. Keysborough Lover.

I heard majority of the NB players are vegan so doubt they could beat an egg either to be honest. Purely oat milk lattes and vegetables out there….and they are still silly enough to not get hot chips. Bloody hippies. Not like the Keysborough Jocs who often feast on the meat of their enemies...

Welcome back G, glad to hear you’re doing ok? Gonna get down to any games this year? Who’s your flag fav and best canteen nominations?

They would’ve choked on the bubbles in the beers if they had of come in for one. Both seniors and reserves leading by fair margins and lost! Medical emergencies avoided I say!

Thanks BL, looks like you’ve been having a brilliant time on the beach recently! Little whispers told me they were selling car parts as a means of fundraising to make up for the stolen shipping container contents. I’m just a natural div 3 supporter from close by so not sure how true that is...

Take ya whinging and whining about masala elsewhere I’ll find that link to the vafa thirds thread if ya want it. They had their opportunity and took a different path, the amount of rubbish that gets spoken about the lower clubs on big footy is atrocious, Keysborough oc will win the flag this...

Maybe they should hire some bagpipe players to get the over the line next time.

they don’t care about us Egg boy, we have to make our own fun on big footy instead…

I can see your still not very good at putting together a comeback…

Couldn’t bash them when they had a chance this year… as a neutral support I’ve seen the footage 😉

So how is it being the shittest club in the shittest comp? Flags speak louder than words…

Jump in the circle jerk with the rest of them champion

The only recognition the Vafa gives in div 4 is when they are jerking off Jack and Sam Lee and let’s be real, they are good for Albert park standards but look like chumps when they come up against a stronger outfit.

Couldn’t beat NB with 22 players would’ve loved to see them try it with 15. Is that 15 eligible or 14 eligible and 1 not? If they didn’t forfeit that day they wouldn’t be in this situation.

I’ll be there

Corrupt!

St. John’s are the best team by 1 ineligible player…