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Hey, that's me, I knew the Bears still loved me. I would endorse anything that meant we got to play a game of Qooty.

You bet your sweet ass I'm haunting you! You got me sacked, you Thor wannabe. Here's your motivational message for today from good old Ted.

Alright, Bears, gather 'round! I've got a quick message for you. I promised that if we kept this winning streak alive and snag the flag, I'd be on the first plane out of Vegas. Well, just three more wins and ol' Ted Lasso is outta here for good! This week, we’re up against the Gold City Royals...

Alright, Bears, gather 'round! Following up from last week, here's the deal. If you keep this winning streak going and end up taking home the flag, I promise I'll pack my bags and leave Vegas for good. That's right, you'll be free of ol' Ted Lasso! Now, this week we’re up against the Wonders...

I did, you play better when your angry.

Have a drink and turn that frown upside down

Alright, my beloved Bears, gather 'round! Look who's back! Yours truly, Ted Lasso, has clawed his way out from the darkest depths of the Las Vegas desert where you all tried to bury me. Well, guess what? I made it back just in time for the final game of the season, and I’m here to help you...

Alright, my extraordinary Bears, gather 'round! Now, I know what you're thinking, and no, we're not talking about powdered sugar for our victory doughnuts. We're diving headfirst into something special today, something that'll give you more pep in your step than a kangaroo on a trampoline! So...

I do enjoy a RookiePick cuddle.

I keep pulling you off so I can listen to your delightful British accent. It reminds me of my days in England.

Player driven, you say? Well, I guess that makes me the guy in the backseat shouting directions! But hey, you all handled the wheel like pros out there, weaving through tackles and dodging dragons like it was rush hour traffic. Next game, let's make sure not to crash, alright? Keep up the great...

Alright, my magnificent Bears, gather 'round for a little post game chat. What a wild ride we had out there! I'll be the first to admit, when we were staring down a 43 point deficit, I started thinking about which hole I'd be hibernating in for the rest of my days. But you know what? You all...

Fantastic win Bears. Thanks for being worse than us Dragons, we really needed the win and I needed that win, tony has invited me on a mid week fishing trip next week and I don't think it would have ended well if we loss this one.

Alright, my fantastic Bears, gather 'round! Today, I've got a special treat in store for you. I've found this amazing powder that's going to give you wings out there on the field. It'll make you feel like you're flying faster than a seagull with a stolen french fry! Now, I'm not one to dabble...

Alright, Bears, gather 'round! It's been one heck of a week on the training track, let me tell ya. We've had more beers than tackles and been on more highs than drills, that's for sure. Now, when it comes to making tough decisions, I've had to channel my inner poker face and lay down some cards...

We lost again and have now hit a real rough patch, and I'll admit, my usual pep talks haven't been cutting it. Seems like nobody's buying what I'm selling anymore, and who can blame 'em? So, here's the deal. We're ditching the whole 'believe' and 'teamwork makes the dream work' thing. Clearly...

Bears, Today's the day we end this losing streak, we're facing the Hawks, and let me tell you, they're looking more hungry than a bear in a honey factory. But fear not, because despite our four match losing streak, I still believe in two things, the Easter Bunny and our team's ability to bounce...

Alright, buckle up, because Led Tasso's got some things to say about our recent performance against the Roys. And let me tell you, it's not pretty. First things first, is anyone on this team interested in not sucking at Qooty? Seriously, it's like watching a bunch of bear cubs trying to wrestle...

That's it no more Mr nice Ted

My magnificent Bears, gather 'round! Today, we're back in the heart of our territory, where the roar of our fans echoes like thunder in the Sky. Playing at home is like having the entire forest rooting for us, with our den as the epicenter of bear pride! Now, I know we've hit a bit of a rough...

Well, there's no denying it, my friend! Lost the plot? That's when I do my best work! I will have this team back roaring again in no time.

Well, hot dog! Now, that's the spirit, my friend! Giving up everything for the win? That's what I call dedication! Just make sure you're not giving up your lunch, your lucky socks, or your favorite hat, okay? We're in this together, and while winning is mighty fine, let's not forget to enjoy the...

Well, my magnificent Bears, let's talk about our match against the Swamprats. We started like a house on fire, kicking four quick goals faster than a rabbit on roller skates. But then, oh boy, it was like we hit a brick wall made of quicksand. Letting them kick the next 13 goals? Well, let's...

If that is your club's goal, I could certainly help you achieve that. At my last club I did better than finishing last, I got them relegated from the league.

Alright, my disheartened Bears, maybe it's time for a new approach. After the past few disappointing performances, I reckon it's time for a fresh perspective.

Alright, gather round, my merry band of Bears! Today, we embark on an adventure of epic proportions as we descend into the bowels of the earth to face our rivals, the Sin City Swamprats, in the deepest, darkest depths of the sewers! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Ted, this sounds like a...

I stepped into the Bears' den as coach last season as we danced our way to a grand final, and it was quite the journey. But as you now see, it seems like the winds of change are blowing, and not everyone is on the same page. But let me tell you something about Ted Lasso; I'm not here for the...