Official Match Thread Season 37, Round 8: Las Vegas Bears vs Roys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky

[Chipmunk]

The Bears need to read my book to prepare for their lesson. It’s titled ‘How to win at football like SpecialBruce’.

Then after our match when I show you how to be as good as me you can then apply it to your next game.

Special Brew? Dont mind if I do!

 

[Tandy]

We had 20 pitch invaders last week, only seen our players for a few minutes and then they all took off.

I like to think you've done some pitch invading in your time testy. Down at queen Elizabeth oval

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Absolutely mate. I've got yall covered. I've stashed away some TVs just for the team.
Take your pick, I'll give each bear 25% off marked price.
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Do you have anything with the old composite connection? You know, yellow - video, red - right channel, white - left channel.

Wanted to plug the VHS a while ago and they seem to be removing them from new TV's.

Also the flat panels don't work with the old light guns, you know when you could play games by shooting a toy gun at the screen?

That really pissed me off.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

We had 20 pitch invaders last week, only seen our players for a few minutes and then they all took off.

We had a few space invaders down back, and boy did they have a lot of space.

 

[Dingster]

We had a few space invaders down back, and boy did they have a lot of space.

I preferred Galaxian

 

[Senor M]

Maths, English or humanities?

Which one of those three did Pickitt fail in Year 9?

 

[Cap]

Which one of those three did Pickitt fail in Year 9?

 

[Tandy]

Do you have anything with the old composite connection? You know, yellow - video, red - right channel, white - left channel.

Wanted to plug the VHS a while ago and they seem to be removing them from new TV's.

Also the flat panels don't work with the old light guns, you know when you could play games by shooting a toy gun at the screen?

That really pissed me off.

That's all we sell at Tandy is the composite red yellow and white connections. My suppliers in Russia assured me this is as modern a technology on the market. Nice big, heavy and durable.a real testament to the advancement in electronics in Russia. Strange that the TV's say Made in USSR though. Not sure why

 

[Tandy]

This is a pic taken in 1991 with my good friend Gorbachev who I was told was Head of Technologies at a European exporting seminar. I signed some papers at the time without reading the fine print. Not only would I supply their electronics into Sweet for the next 100 years I was also signing up to be apart of a Russian intelligence agency and would learn from a young man by the name of Vladimir.

 

[Mooch]

I preferred Galaxian

Weirdo.

Asteroids was where it was at. I was the king of that in some random caravan park in Hornsea in 1980. In typical fashion, we went on a caravan holiday in the UK and it pissed with rain all week. Lucky the game room was stacked and I had plenty of 10p coins.

 

[Chipmunk]

Weirdo.

Asteroids was where it was at. I was the king of that in some random caravan park in Hornsea in 1980. In typical fashion, we went on a caravan holiday in the UK and it pissed with rain all week. Lucky the game room was stacked and I had plenty of 10p coins.

How I imagine you now:

 

[tony]

Nothing beats Donkey Kong

 

[Chipmunk]

GAME DAY

 

[3KZ is Football]

“It’s game day … and we’re going to win!
It’s game day … and the Roy’s are sure things!
It’s game day … and the Bears are in the bin!
It’s game day … everybody sing!”

 

[tony]

Alright, Bears! It's game day, and we're facing the Roys at the comfort of our home ground the stadium in the sky. Now, I know we've hit a bit of a rough patch with this 3-game losing streak we're on. But fear not!

I'm not too superstitious, but I've got a little surprise for you all. I'm bringing back the Bears bus from last season, you know, back when we used to win games. So let's see if that'll change our luck!

So hop on board, buckle up, and let's roll into this game with style and a whole lot of winning spirit! Today, we're turning that losing streak upside down and soaring to victory like never before!



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[Ted Lasso]

My magnificent Bears, gather 'round! Today, we're back in the heart of our territory, where the roar of our fans echoes like thunder in the Sky. Playing at home is like having the entire forest rooting for us, with our den as the epicenter of bear pride!

Now, I know we've hit a bit of a rough patch lately. Three losses in a row? It's enough to make a grizzly bear feel like a teddy bear! But fear not, my fine furry friends, because every setback is just a setup for a glorious comeback!

The fans might think I'm a w***er, but I'll tell you what, I'm a w***er with a plan, a vision, and a whole lot of heart. Let's show 'em what we're made of out there! Let's show 'em that we're not just a team; we're a family, a brotherhood of bears ready to roar!

So lace up those boots, snort some cocaine, and let's hit that field like it's the dance floor at a bear ball! Today, we rise like the sun over the clouds, shining brighter and stronger than ever before! Onward to victory, my Bears!

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[tony]

Roys, we know you guys don't like walking too far so we have provided you all with an escalator to the stadium, please feel free to use it.

 

[Dingster]

My magnificent Bears, gather 'round! Today, we're back in the heart of our territory, where the roar of our fans echoes like thunder in the Sky. Playing at home is like having the entire forest rooting for us, with our den as the epicenter of bear pride!

Now, I know we've hit a bit of a rough patch lately. Three losses in a row? It's enough to make a grizzly bear feel like a teddy bear! But fear not, my fine furry friends, because every setback is just a setup for a glorious comeback!

The fans might think I'm a w***er, but I'll tell you what, I'm a w***er with a plan, a vision, and a whole lot of heart. Let's show 'em what we're made of out there! Let's show 'em that we're not just a team; we're a family, a brotherhood of bears ready to roar!

So lace up those boots, snort some cocaine, and let's hit that field like it's the dance floor at a bear ball! Today, we rise like the sun over the clouds, shining brighter and stronger than ever before! Onward to victory, my Bears!

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'gather round 'gather round. Here we go again.

 

[Dingster]

Good morning JackNah_8

 

[Chipmunk]

Sneak preview of the entry song to this game:

 

[Chipmunk]

Alright, Bears! It's game day, and we're facing the Roys at the comfort of our home ground the stadium in the sky. Now, I know we've hit a bit of a rough patch with this 3-game losing streak we're on. But fear not!

I'm not too superstitious, but I've got a little surprise for you all. I'm bringing back the Bears bus from last season, you know, back when we used to win games. So let's see if that'll change our luck!

So hop on board, buckle up, and let's roll into this game with style and a whole lot of winning spirit! Today, we're turning that losing streak upside down and soaring to victory like never before!

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Woohoo! I’ve never been on the famous Bears Bus before. I wonder who I’ll get to sit next to

 

[Millky95]

Let's go Bears!

 

[Cap]

Game day!

The day i get to kick goals and drink beers, and I'm all out beers.

 

[MWPP]

Alright, Bears! It's game day, and we're facing the Roys at the comfort of our home ground the stadium in the sky. Now, I know we've hit a bit of a rough patch with this 3-game losing streak we're on. But fear not!

I'm not too superstitious, but I've got a little surprise for you all. I'm bringing back the Bears bus from last season, you know, back when we used to win games. So let's see if that'll change our luck!

So hop on board, buckle up, and let's roll into this game with style and a whole lot of winning spirit! Today, we're turning that losing streak upside down and soaring to victory like never before!

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Surely our form is overdue for a positive change
We particularly need our midfield to lift

 

[Tommycash]

Alright, Bears! It's game day, and we're facing the Roys at the comfort of our home ground the stadium in the sky. Now, I know we've hit a bit of a rough patch with this 3-game losing streak we're on. But fear not!

I'm not too superstitious, but I've got a little surprise for you all. I'm bringing back the Bears bus from last season, you know, back when we used to win games. So let's see if that'll change our luck!

So hop on board, buckle up, and let's roll into this game with style and a whole lot of winning spirit! Today, we're turning that losing streak upside down and soaring to victory like never before!

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Hey all, just thought I'd let you know I reckon we will win. Thanks, Me.