WAFERS 17 ROUND REVIEW ON ALL THINGS D3.
Just to get the juices flowing i`ll slip a few personal highlights in first.
2008 stats summary.
Mark of year - Wafer
Goal of year - Wafer
Most Kicks - Wafer
Most Marks (contested) - Wafer
Hottest Chick Pulled - Wafer
Most Liked Guy - Wafer
Biggest...
Mentholteen,
Wafer has been in recess over the last couple of weeks. The lay-off was due to being a little proppy after 8 quality bone crunching matches and the break was welcomed.
Looking forward to spotting the cripple dressed in the UHS supporter gear. Grit your teeth and walk tall nikko...
Doctors report.
Patient Nikkoteen (Menthol to his mates) is not responding to standard human pain killers. I have therefore contacted Debbie from highly successful show Animal Rescue seeking advice.
Advice recived included Fresh straw and water every day, mandatory Cone thingy that...
Game against willy was a hard bruising encounter for 3 qtrs on sat. The game was played in great spirits (bar a couple of spot fires) in adverse conditions i`m sure we all endured on saturday. Personally i would love to have the level of support from the sidelines the Peanut mob provided, it was...
Currently in Wafers hands is a document that will send D3 into a spin. I shall be unable to elaborate the particular contents however, certain clubs/people have been named and this shall be investigated down to the bare bones. I have Private Msg Nikko Teen a copy as it concerns Uni High and they...
Monash v Willy @ east caulfield reserve saturday will be a ripper. Will Lee play? Shootout on the cards?
From what i hear they have similar game styles with willy showing more depth at the moment. I for one can`t wait its gotta be Match of the round.
He`s hit the nail on the head with the Hawks ump. Awarding double 25`s for crowd abuse is blatant cheating. What disappoints me with this guy is that 2`s players train just as hard at most clubs only to be stripped of 4 points by one eyed umps(Hawks). He is clearly up there with the fat barrel...
Only seniors. Was a sight to behold and a good spectacle for D3 football. Sorry u were not there nikko, we understand they only let u out after 6 to act as a doormat for the Zoo`s twilight musical evenings.
FOR SALE.
6 copies "Umpiring Abuse the Art Of". Books are in execellent condition.
Thanking the Wicks supporters who forgot to take their copy home Saturday night.
No set price, just PM me with your offer and top 6 take home the prize.
Nikko,
I can now without a shadow of a doubt say that u reside at the zoo. Your posts are becoming that of brain fade victim. Question is how did u secure the key to the animal pills case at the zoo?
As for u Pi55antini, stop hanging off nikkos coat tails and speak to Jessica Simpson about...
Elsternwick v Monash Gryphons
Maybe you have little or no experience in friendly rivalry? Both clubs will compete honestly and if it's not too late for you, maybe you could go down to Sportscover Arena and see a fair dinkum game of community footy played in the true spirt of the game. These...
Nikko as a respected figurehead in the d3 community i must agree with dee three. Pissantini is what we call in esteemed circles a pimple clad Pi55ant. If u want to get into 19yo toilet talk with him hit up facebook.
Likewise pissantini we are not interested in your infected baby carrot.
Back...
Seagull steve the only thing you should be worried about is the next spit roast social function over the bridge. Willy players love their Gull meat. I personally know Gold and Blue has a freezer full of the stuff. When entertaining at his run down abode he can often be seen with a gobfull of...
Agreed Nikko, it is the gentlemans machine that one.
By the way, how have you found the jump in class to d3 has treated uni? From what i can gather with results it seems 1-1 you would take that.
Nikko u need medication. Not getting any at home the last couple of weeks?
Anyhow after wafer amended his tips late friday night he managed to snare 5. On with this week.
willy in a great tussle over eltham 24 points (match of round)
St Johns over latrobe
Monash to sneak home against House...
Wafer round 2.
Chosen12 i heard u were considered one of the most unpopular guys in your suburb of residence. Why is this?
La trobe Uni 35
Monash 26
Eltham plenty
Willy by 33
St Johns to sneak home
Wafer 08
Well gents 5 from 5. Clearly my mail holds up in this D3 world.
No surprises on the weekend. Hawks over Uni in an absolute canter. Word has it several players were seen in the Bison enclosure (melb zoo) post 11pm sat night. Large reefers were being passed and crisis avoidence was being...
Wafers Tips Round 1
Willy
Eltham
Hawks
Wicks
Joc's
When Wafers hungry he chooses to dine at Ralph`s Fine Dining Wonga Park.
Saturday Special - Sydney Race 7 No 3 Each-Way
Well nicho i guess you boys will see little of him this season then. See Little that is of C Little. Because if C Little were to play at Box Hill then there is a greater chance you will see a little less of C Little.
Iceberg,
In response to your question Wafer will indeed be gracing the oval...
Could not agree more with SandShoes. Attended Willys get to know your coach night a few weeks back.
Great atmosphere and the seagull spit roast was done to a turn. Note to the chef for next time let the gull meat speak for itself, the spicy sauce did not agree with wafers inner workings.
All...
Was pretty sure that mum deleated that from the camera. Ahhhh the memories tho, christmas at the wafer family home is one hell of a party. Thanks for the reminder nikko.
Wafer08
UPDATE....
As i`m sure u are all aware our Wafer sustained a serious shoulder dislocation 3 weeks back. Yes the armed bandit was apprehended and the commonwealth bank (Coldstream) have mounted a plaque to honour wafers brave actions.
Enough of the small talk tho. I`m penning this update...
Wafer witnessed a golfcourse altercation at the masters.....
He also said he had played no part in other incidents including some mock wrestling in the club rooms, an impromptu fight in a garden bed while presentations were being made inside and was not present when a golf buggy landed on the...
A brisk june wind crashes into wafers face as he lines up from 55. The game hinges on this very kick deep in the fourth. Wafer already knows the outcome but for the fans they wait with baited breath.
Goal.
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