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Afternoon Qootball enthusiasts, as you may have already heard, in celebration of the SFA's 30th season and its longstanding history spanning almost 20 years. In similar fashion to the Season 25 Qooty Carnival (see here), throughout the week, we will see the best of the best from each club take...

This thread is simple. Someone names three posters, and you have to determine which you would prefer to a) trade b) extend c) delist. For the purpose of this thread we will assume that “extend” means keep on your list for 5 season. Let’s start with 3x first time All SFA JoshWoodenSpoon...

Dennis ClarkeM: Oh, guys, I have a system, a foolproof system... for getting any teams undying love and devotion for life. Blacky: What the hell are you talking about, dude? DC: I'm talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. System. Ladies and gentlemen, the D.E.N.N.I.S. System... is a comprehensive...

Its like the JTmedal... only more prestigous.

Basic info: Established: Season 16 Home Ground: The Golden Throne Colours: Purple and Gold Premierships: Nil Minor Premierships: Season 22 Wooden Spoons: Season 23 Finals Appearances: (S19, S21, S22, S24) EKA Medal:1 (Uncle_Leo S16) Mobbs Medallists: None Beez Medallists: 2 (Marlowe S17 and...

If anyone's interested in running the extended stats thread this season send me a PM. You'll need: - a general understanding of Microsoft Excel and its functions - to be available on a weekly basis for the majority of the season The reward is universal respect and adoration.

Basic info: Established: Season 16 Home Ground: The Golden Throne Colours: Purple and Gold Premierships: Nil Minor Premierships: Season 22 Wooden Spoons: Season 23 Finals Appearances: (S19, S21, S22) EKA Medal:1 (Uncle_Leo S16) Mobbs Medallists: None Beez Medallists: 2 (Marlowe S17 and Blacky...

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM POSTING UNTIL YOUR ALLOCATED TIME RULES 1. Start time and date sent via PM, there may well be a warning of the start time prior. 2. Entrants will be put into a hat (random list generator) and their individual start times will be posted once they enter the ring. There...

Gold City Royals est. S16 by inaugural captain Easty Home Ground: The Golden Throne (based in Golden Valley suburb in Sweet) Colours: Purple and Gold Premierships: 1 (S30) Minor Premierships: 2 (S22, S30) Wooden Spoons: 2 (S23, S26) Club Logos Season 16 - 17 Season 18 - 20 Season 21...

After a tough season on the field, the league darlings have galvanised their already strong posting line up by adding not two, but three stars of he competition. While some teams and BRAB are taking a backward step, the Royals are busy getting better. burningdwarf The star forward pocket...

During my many travels and tours across the globe, i have been fortunate enough to come into possession of some rather rare artifacts. Now i am offering others the chance to utilise one of these mystical gifts that i have been bestowed. This hat will determine the club that is the perfect hat...

As i was leaving the Mobbs medal tonight in the Uber that Butler ordered for me after he found me passed out in the urinals , i found myself wondering how did it all go so wrong? I was missing a shoe, my pants were covered in piss, which would normally have me upset, but considering i'd ripped a...

Hi everyone and welcome to this Preliminary Final between V Congratulations to both teams on making it to the pointy end, and especially to The Furies for setting up the semi final clash between the Rats and the Bombers which was a rousing success. This is sure to be a colossal bout between...

Another fun game i thought up to occupy posters during the offseason. Just post a drawing and get other posters to guess who or what it is :thumbsu: this one is for TheCoach16

Hello everyone and welcome to the Wooden Spoon playoff between v It's all come down to this... a colossal match up between these cellar dwellers. The Royals are of course here today thanks to their impressively poor regular season, but who could deny The Warriors, who absolutely deserve to...

Just a fun little game i thought might keep those poor unfortunate posters who have been sadly eliminated from premiership contention amused over the long cold off-season. Ill go first ClarkeM Van_Dyke on 2 wheels instead of 4 HaroLad in his new speed dealers brahj seems like he'd...

The roles and factions of characters in this game are somewhat related to their roles in the Show, as well as certain Game mechanics. Whilst not directly following the show there will be Spoilers. Set an alternate timeline in which The Axis powers were victorious in World War II. Washington...

There are some interesting rumblings coming from out of Demons HQ at the moment. An anonymous source close to the group has confirmed that Mount Buller captain RU_ , facing dissent from his team, and possibly heartened by the story regarding the Baghdad leadership broken by BOB FM this morning...

Guess what? The Sweet F.A.'s got a fever - and the only prescription is more coups! With the recent shafting of Quivorir at the Wolves and ruours of the Demons poised to move on RU_ any day now, there are whispers that the Bombers are keen to follow suit and stand down divisive captain HaroLad ...

Hi all, I would like to take this opportunity to announce a few leadership changes at The Royals. The following players have been promoted to the role of Captain for the dates 07/03/2017 - 07/03/2017 Nakia The_Reaper Thatsapaddlin The Old Dark Navy's Bet on Blue sverik25 GreyCrow Easty...

VS This Match of the round Sees the 3rd placed Bears hosting the 7th placed Furies. These two teams boast the best percentage out of any teams in the competition. The Bears have one of the most potent forward lines in the League and Furies have one of the best defences in the league, So this...

VS The East Side hawks managed to sneak into the 8 after a 31 point win over the Warriors, now they host the in from Dragons FFC who boast a 3-2 winning record. The Dragons achieved this winning record by defeating the Sin City Swamprats by 8 points in a tight match. Determinant was the star...

vs This week the Swamprats, who are coming off a close loss against the dragons, will be hosting the roys. They sit just outside the top 8 by .91 percent so a win this week should see them leapfrog back into the top 8. After a relatively succesful campaign last season, the Roys are showing no...

Otherwise known as the Hemorrhoid Cup which sees the Gold City Royals take on the Geelong Wolves. this is an epic match up between not just the two teams, but also between the two captains. an epic shit stirrer vs and epic shit taker. Blacky vs Willo_ The Geelong wolves have made a solid start...

vs Another seemingly lopsided encounter this round as the impressive demons who sit in second place with 4-1 record take on the floundering wonders who sit in second last place. The wonders have won just one game so far this season, although their percentage still remains relatively healthy...

VS The Bombers are coming off their first loss in season 23 following a 23 point loss to the Geelong wolves who responded well to the Willo_ takeover. this wasnt enough to knock them off the top of the perch though, as their superior percentage sees them enter this clash still in first place...

vs Last Time They Met Season 22 Round 9: Roys FFC 20.10 (130) defeated West Coast Wonders 10.6 (66) Major Contributors: Fred – 10 disposals, 7 goals 3 behinds Willo_ - 11 hitouts, 24 disposals, 2 goals fitzroybowiedog – 20 disposals, 5 tackles, 2 goals Mobbs Medal Votes: 3...

vs Last Time They Met Season 22 Round 15: Coney Island Warriors 13.8 (86) defeated Sin City Swamprats 12.7 (79) Major Contributors: Jazny: 29 touches, 1 goal Reginald Perrin: 21 touches, 12 marks Cloud_: 22 touches, 10 tackles, 3 goals Ant Bear: 17 touches, 13 tackles Mobbs Medal Votes...

Captains must submit their teams in a post that contains the words “Official Team Sheet” by 11.59pm on Thursday.