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  1. Kennedy Parker

    Official Match Thread S23 Round 2: East Side Hawks vs Baghdad Bombers at Waverley Park

    Captains must submit their teams in a post that contains the words “Official Team Sheet” by 11.59pm on Thursday.
  2. Kennedy Parker

    Official Match Thread S23 Round 2: Las Vegas Bears vs Geelong Wolves at The Stadium In The Sky (MOTR)

    Captains must submit their teams in a post that contains the words “Official Team Sheet” by 11.59pm on Thursday.
  3. Kennedy Parker

    Official Match Thread S23 Round 2: West Coast Wonders vs Coney Island Warriors at The Colosseum

    Captains must submit their teams in a post that contains the words “Official Team Sheet” by 11.59pm on Thursday.
  4. Kennedy Parker

    Official Match Thread S23 Round 2: Mount Buller Demons vs Roys FFC at Snow Dome

    Captains must submit their teams in a post that contains the words “Official Team Sheet” by 11.59pm on Thursday.
  5. Kennedy Parker

    Official Match Thread S23 Round 2: Fighting Furies vs Dragons FFC at Punt Road

    Captains must submit their teams in a post that contains the words “Official Team Sheet” by 11.59pm on Thursday.
  6. Dennis Trumpet

    Media An angry mob has gathered at Mount Buller (Sweet Simpsons parody)

    The mob is rabid. The mount Buller demons are demanding that RU_ fully hand over the captaincy to Van_Dyke or they'll tear the snowdome down. But a hero enters to save the day. cats2rise : my friends, Stop! Sure we could tear this club down. Angry demons: yeah Cats2rise: No my friends...
  7. Blacky

    Official Team Thread Gold City Royals Season 23 Team Thread - Millky = Campaigner

    Basic info: Established: Season 16 Home Ground: The Golden Throne Colours: Purple and Gold Premierships: Nil Minor Premierships: Season 22 Wooden Spoons: Nil Finals Appearances: (S19, S21, S22) EKA Medal:1 (Uncle_Leo S16) Mobbs Medallists: None All-SFA Selections: Marlowe 4 (S16-S19), Son of...
  8. Blacky

    Media Golden Opportunity Mist

    League powerhouses, your Gold City Royals, have beefed up their already extremely formidable team by signing the only player in league history to have killed another player... Welcome to Gold City, Red mist, our first official Bomber signing of Season 23. #purplereigntrain
  9. Kennedy Parker

    Werewolf Sweet New Year's Werewolf Party

    THIS GAME HAS NEW ROLES. PLEASE READ THE OP CAREFULLY. Basic Rules: At the beginning of the game each player is given a 'role' at random and in secret (via PM) by the moderator. The aim of the Villagers is to identify and kill all of the Mafia and the Wereboncers before the evil factions can...
  10. Paddles_

    Media Royals add second Season 22 EKA medallist to their roster

    :tangerine::tangerine::tangerine::tangerine::tangerine: The Gold City Royals have pulled off a stunning coup, signing young star Bet on Blue from the Geelong Wolves on a 3 year deal. The news has come in the midst of the biggest scandal in Sweet FA history, with the top 3 placegetters in the...
  11. Dennis Trumpet

    Media Win prizes- predict all the SFA season 22 B&F winners

    The mount Buller demons will be holding their best and fairest tonight and I'd encourage everybody to gatecrash. That is the main purpose for this thread, but I thought I'd also run a little competition. Simply predict in this thread the winners of each clubs best and fairest and you could win...
  12. Dennis Trumpet

    Media Crumpet's Poster Analytics 101

    DC: Hello students, you have made a wise decision by choosing to enrol In this Community College Unit. i will be attempting to teach you all how to gain invaluable insights about the players in the Sweet FA by analysing and graphing data... (BigJoeD_ walks into class 2 minutes late ) BJD_...
  13. Blacky

    Official Match Thread S22 First Elimination Final: The Sin City Swamprats and The Dragons FFC at Underground Stadium

    Season 22 – First Elimination Final between The Sin City Swamprats and The Dragons FFC at Underground Stadium V Sin City Swamprats Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase xSin City Swamprats 17 9 6 2 - 1875 1657...
  14. Kennedy Parker

    Official Match Thread S22 First Qualifying Final: Gold City Royals v Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne

    vs At last here we are. After 17 long weeks we close the book on the regular season and begin to write out the first chapter of finals. This week sees the two best performed teams of S22 clash in the 1st Qualifying Final, the stakes couldn’t be higher as the winner advances straight to the...
  15. Dennis Trumpet

    Media Tennis crumpet's world tour

    Three more than seven Also rhymes with dennis.
  16. Dennis Trumpet

    Official Match Thread S22 Round 17 Geelong Wolves vs Dragons FFC at The Lair

    Vs The Season may be over for the Geelong Wolves but the Dragons are still in finals contention as we enter the last round of the home and away season. If Quivorir had the same team sheet posting acumen as Dragons captain Hate then maybe the Wolves would still be in finals contention...
  17. Dennis Trumpet

    Official Match Thread S22 Round 17 Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks at The Golden Throne

    Vs The Royals enter the final round of the Home and Away season sitting alone atop the ladder, though if they were to lose this week, they could still drop back as far as fourth. The East Side Hawks would be sitting 2 points clear of the chasing pack in 8th position, were it not for a team...
  18. Dennis Trumpet

    Official Match Thread S22 Round 17 West Coast Wonders vs Mount Buller Demons at The Colosseum

    Vs Well this is without a doubt the most meaningless match of the season. These teams will finish 6th and 7th regardless of results, so it'll be a nice preview of next weeks elimination final. I expect both teams to rest their quality players, So for the Wonders that will be ClarkeM...
  19. Dennis Trumpet

    Official Match Thread S22 Round 17 Fighting Furies vs Las Vegas Bears at Punt Road

    Vs This is sure to be a spicy match up, Win and the bears could finish 1st, but should they lose, they could well finish 5th, which would be a disaster considering their start to the season. The Furies on the other hand can still make the finals, And a large win, could see them climb above the...
  20. Dennis Trumpet

    Official Match Thread S22 Round 17 Baghdad Bombers vs Sin City Swamprats at Abdu Prison

    Vs The Bombers are clinging to a top 8 finish by a fingernail, and in all likelihood will need to win this game just to have a chance at making the finals. The Swamprats are also still in the hunt for a top 4 finish should the Warriors lose this weekend, so don't expect them to pull a north...
  21. Dennis Trumpet

    Official Match Thread S22 Round 17 Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

    Vs Its the final round of the home and away season and both of these teams still have plenty to play for. The Roys have secured a top 4 finish, but the bragging rights of finishing 1st on the ladder are still well within their reach. In fact were it not for a team sheet error they would be...
  22. Dennis Trumpet

    Media dennis crumpet's corkboard.

    Lost pets? Looking for a job? Or a new team sponsor? Or trying to host a Bacchanalia? Put your adverts up here. Advertising rates are 2 clarkmonies per 10 square centimetres. Double the rate if your username starts with Haro, also Double if it ends in Lad. General Campaigners such as...
  23. Blacky

    Media Monday: Season 22 Predictions

    Premier: Minor Premier: Mobbs: Deestroy: AlfAndrews: EKA: Spoon:
  24. Blacky

    Media Return of The King

    After months in exile, King Nakia had conquered many lands. He had battled the flogs of the main board, traversed through pages upon pages of GG.exe's drivel on GD and triumphed against all three of North Melbourne's fans. His influence spread wide, but word had travelled of unrest in the lands...
  25. Dennis Trumpet

    Media Compensation for Qooty Injuries

    After it came to the attention of The Filth Wizard that a number of players have recently sustained serious injuries through Qooty, he decided to listen to some of the questions and concerns that the wider Sweet FA community have about the current process in receiving payouts... Needless to say...
  26. Dennis Trumpet

    Media One of these things...

    Is not like the others, which one is different, do you know? Can you tell which thing is not like the others, I'll tell you if it is so. That was just an example, Now here's the first real one. 1# One of these things is not like the others, which one is different, do you...
  27. Dennis Trumpet

    Media If Sweet FA teams were ice cream flavors

    by Dennis Crumpet Sin City Swamprats - Rum and Raisin Permanently drenched in alcohol, this flavour is a favourite of middle aged women like SMs Mum . Sweet and a little bit fruity, the fibrous raisins assist in passing large bowel movements. Not advised for those looking for subtle or...
  28. Dennis Trumpet

    Media Blackest day in the SFA

    Early this week it came to the attention of Dennis Crumpet the head president of KADA (Kermits Anti Doping Agency), that a number of Roys FFC players have shown a remarkable increase in their performance in such a short time that it cannot be explained away by natural improvement. Subsequently...
  29. Dennis Trumpet

    The SFA Art Gallery

    If you fancy your hand at Microsoft paint then this is the thread for you. A place to show off your crappy SFA related artwork in exchange for validation from internet strangers.
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